Either you spread your seed far and wide OR

[thereallegend]

You become a monk

None of this cooming in a napkin bullshit

 

[Gengar]

None of this cooming in a napkin bullshit

I've been cooming the wrong way then. I only use a napkin to clean up.

 

[wsada]

I coom in my hand

 

[Gonthar]

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

It's no coincidence that nearly all religions are pro-natalism

 

[thereallegend]

I've been cooming the wrong way then. I only use a napkin to clean up.

I coom in my hand

Coom in a WOMAN goddammit!!!

 

[thereallegend]

It's no coincidence that nearly all religions are pro-natalism

Celibacy and Heterosexuality are the highest levels of sexuality

 

[Gengar]

Coom in a WOMAN goddammit!!!

I'm too ugly.

 

[anthony111553]

I'm too ugly.

rapemaxxing

 

[Gengar]

rapemaxxing

@apemaxxing?

 

[thereallegend]

I'm too ugly.

Then you become a monk. That's the point of the thread.

Stop masturbating.

 

[thereallegend]

I've been cooming the wrong way then. I only use a napkin to clean up.

I coom in my hand

If you relapse on semen retention, either eat the semen or rub it back into your skin. Drink the urine right after if you have enough balls

 

[Never Get Up]

You become a monk

None of this cooming in a napkin bullshit

NoPMO mogs

 

[Gengar]

Then you become a monk. That's the point of the thread.

Stop masturbating.

It's my only sexual outlet bhai. I can't stop doing that.

 

[thereallegend]

It's my only sexual outlet bhai. I can't stop doing that.

You will be sent to hell for not controlling your impulses.

You can't even call yourself Muslim. You're a shitty one at least

 

[Gengar]

You will be sent to hell for not controlling your impulses.

You can't even call yourself Muslim. You're a shitty one at least

No one can call themselves Muslim, if we wanna get technical. It is a title which means "one who does not sin" basically. Everyone sins, so you get my point. But yeah, I'm headed to hell, I know, that's nothing new to me.

 

[thereallegend]

No one can call themselves Muslim, if we wanna get technical. It is a title which means "one who does not sin" basically. Everyone sins, so you get my point. But yeah, I'm headed to hell, I know, that's nothing new to me.

I wanna pray for your bro.

I wanna dispel the demons out your soul.

 

[Gengar]

I wanna pray for your bro.

I wanna dispel the demons out your soul.

I appreciate bhai. Unfortunately the things I have gone through have rendered me into an empty stoic. It's ok, but I appreciate your comment. thanks bhai.

 

[thereallegend]

I appreciate bhai. Unfortunately the things I have gone through have rendered me into an empty stoic. It's ok, but I appreciate your comment. thanks bhai.

Life is worth living my friend.

God is great. Allah Akbar.

 

[Gengar]

Life is worth living my friend.

God is great. Allah Akbar.

Indeed, God is great!

 

[Deleted member 54067]

You become a monk

None of this cooming in a napkin bullshit

if someone has an account on this site they are obviously unable to spread their seed so do you want all of us to monkmaxx?

 

[thereallegend]

if someone has an account on this site they are obviously unable to spread their seed so do you want all of us to monkmaxx?

yes. no reason to waste your seed if there's no soil

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

yes. no reason to waste your seed if there's no soil

But i want to

 

[thereallegend]

But i want to

find good soil first

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

find good soil first

Im an incel

 

[thereallegend]

Im an incel

put in the work

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

put in the work

no work for my face

 

[thereallegend]

no work for my face

Primal diet + mewing will help

 

[Samsepioler]

I Usually coom in my pants

 

[datboijj]

Every day i see less and less point in actually climaxing without being in proximety to a womans vagina

 

[Sprinkles]

I don't coom into a napkin you dunce, I coom on my blankets

 

[thereallegend]

I Usually coom in my pants

I don't coom into a napkin you dunce, I coom on my blankets

Stop cooming if it ain't in a woman

 

[Samsepioler]

Stop cooming if it ain't in a woman

yeah but i aint cuming in a woman eitherway brah!

 

[thereallegend]

yeah but i aint cuming in a woman eitherway brah!

So you mustn't coom at all!

 

[FastBananaCEO]

You become a monk

None of this cooming in a napkin bullshit

what about in my pants?

 

[Samsepioler]

So you mustn't coom at all!

thats very hard thing to do.

 

[thereallegend]

thats very hard thing to do.

Meditate. Do breathwork. Do yoga. Take L Theanine. Aromasin

 

[thereallegend]

what about in my pants?

Loser jfl but shout out lonely island

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I've been cooming the wrong way then. I only use a napkin to clean up.

i use the napkin to jerk my dick cuz it’s soft and then coom in it

 

[tyronechadmax]

You become a monk

None of this cooming in a napkin bullshit

Nah, ima do my own thing

 

[Gengar]

i use the napkin to jerk my dick cuz it’s soft and then coom in it

Yeah I use a T-shirt to jerk off my dick.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Yeah I use a T-shirt to jerk off my dick.

do you wear the same shirt in public? sounds like a fetish ngl

 

[seethe]

Nah, ima do my own thing

 

[Gengar]

do you wear the same shirt in public? sounds like a fetish ngl

No, I don’t. JFL. I use a T-shirt that has a smooth fabric. Feels really good when I rub it that way. Are you cut as well?

 

[thereallegend]

No, I don’t. JFL. I use a T-shirt that has a smooth fabric. Feels really good when I rub it that way. Are you cut as well?

do you wear the same shirt in public? sounds like a fetish ngl

Yeah I use a T-shirt to jerk off my dick.

Nah, ima do my own thing

i use the napkin to jerk my dick cuz it’s soft and then coom in it

You guys are a bad influence. I'm deleting my account tbh

 

[vermillioncorefan]

No, I don’t. JFL. I use a T-shirt that has a smooth fabric. Feels really good when I rub it that way. Are you cut as well?

ya i’m cut as fuck
i’m also 5.5x5 (6.3in bp but fuck that shit)
makes me depressed

 

[Gengar]

ya i’m cut as fuck
i’m also 5.5x5 (6.3in bp but fuck that shit)
makes me depressed

We have the exact same size, I’m also 5.5” NBP and 6.3” BP. I guess only cut men enjoy fapping that way. I doubt it would’ve felt just as good with a foreskin, because that’s a fleshy sensation instead of the smooth fabric that I feel.

 

[Gengar]

You guys are a bad influence. I'm deleting my account tbh

bhai no

 

[shabby890]

ya i’m cut as fuck
i’m also 5.5x5 (6.3in bp but fuck that shit)
makes me depressed

Start jelqing

 

[thereallegend]

Start jelqing

jelqing doesn't do shit

penis pump and penis filler are the only solutions