Elevator story

[Blackout.xl]

I walked up to the elevator and saw a note on the button that said “I got some radiation pains in the elevator because of 5G”

I immediately wondered what schizophrenic retard did this

The elevator opened and I get in and see this post prime Karen tier white female. I immediately had thoughts of railing her in that elevator right then and there

She looked at me and was scared as fuck (as usual, people get scared of me when they look at me)

She said “do u live here?” and of course I said yes. Then she eased in and asked me if I’m getting radiation pains in my
House

I immediately knew at that point that she’s the bitch behind it.

I said no and she said if u start getting them, call me. I said I heard of this whole 5G thing and she said it’s deadly and walked away

For every word she said I had thoughts of pressing her up against the wall and kissing her. Maybe if I was chad or tyrone I could.

I want her. Looking into her blue eyes and fuckable face made me hard. Thinking back on it makes me wanna fake having radiation pains so I can get close to her and try n fuck

it is what it is

@LordNorwood
@Aesthetic
@Kingkellz
@PrettyBoyMaxxing

 

[Deleted member 4671]

 

[Deleted member 2227]

 

[Blackout.xl]

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She mogged her

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U came into my thread saying this? Fuck you

 

[Papal_Guard]

Tyrone mogs me

 

[Swolepenisman]

U shoulda flirted with her

 

[Blackout.xl]

U shoulda flirted with her

I don’t know how to flirt

 

[Aesthetic]

Bro, from now on you have radiation pain. Call her and Fuck this bitch (even if its rape). She might just see it as another schizophrenic episode of hers and won't blame you

 

[Beetlejuice]

 

[Blackout.xl]

Bro, from now on you have radiation pain. Call her and Fuck this bitch (even if its rape). She might just see it as another schizophrenic episode of hers and won't blame you

I’m feeling the radiation pain rn

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

sounds thick af, could probably easily convince her that black guys' semen has new age healing properties or smth tbhtbhngl

 

[Aesthetic]

I’m feeling the radiation pain rn

 

[Disabledcel]

"How a elevator gave me cancer" - BuzzFeed exclusive.

 

[Blackout.xl]

sounds thick af, could probably easily convince her that black guys' semen has new age healing porperties or smth tbhtbhngl

 

[Swolepenisman]

I don’t know how to flirt

It's easy

 

[Blackout.xl]

It's easy

Teach me tbh

 

[Entschuldigung]

fuck that karen my 5gcel

 

[Swolepenisman]

Teach me tbh

Move in closer to their face and make seductive eyes and sexy grin flex your jaw too and make deeep eye contact like this

 

[Blackout.xl]

Move in closer to their face and make seductive eyes and sexy grin flex your jaw too and make deeep eye contact like this

Fuarkkkk I might just have to
If I see her again

 

[Swolepenisman]

Fuarkkkk I might just have to
If I see her again

Seduce her bro

 

[Beetlejuice]

just seduce the girl

 

[auboutduprecipice]

people have been saying the same thing about CT scans and whatever the fuck else. jfl at getting "radiation pains" anyway - you would start throwing up and losing your hair before you had any sort of pain or burns from radiation

 

[lookismfugee]

didnt read but ruthless hustler tyrone anyway

 

[Deleted member 2597]

What was her psl?

 

[Blackout.xl]

What was her psl?

4

 

[Deleted member 2597]

4

That's becky teir tbh

 

[hoodmaxxnigga]

A real BBC slayer would have pulled out his dick right then and there and made that cumskin swallow every ounce of their BBC genetics. Disappointing

 

[Blackout.xl]

A real BBC slayer would have pulled out his dick right then and there and made that cumskin swallow every ounce of their BBC genetics. Disappointing

I’m not a bbc slayer I’m ugly

 

[Gunna]

what an autistic faggot you are for writing this

 

[Blackout.xl]

what an autistic faggot you are for writing this

Cope. It all happened and I’m plotting on seducing her

 

[maxmendietta]

based and radiationpilled tbh

 

[Gunna]

Cope. It all happened and I’m plotting on seducing her

aight bro i believe you 5gradiation pilled mogger