Elfcel

[plotkun]

Holy fuck you were right @FlotPSL
Im a fucking Santa's little helper (6'2 btw)
I thought elves are supposed to look majestic but ig im the elf from south park where they are overworked alcoholics in a toy factory

 

[xzx_]

Brutal Philtrum

 

[FlotPSL]

Holy fuck you were right @FlotPSL
Im a fucking Santa's little helper (6'2 btw)
I thought elves are supposed to look majestic but ig im the elf from south park where they are overworked alcoholics in a toy factory

Brutal

 

[Deleted member 110192]

Holy fuck you were right @FlotPSL
Im a fucking Santa's little helper (6'2 btw)
I thought elves are supposed to look majestic but ig im the elf from south park where they are overworked alcoholics in a toy factory

Change your hairstyle and shave bruh.

 

[plotkun]

Brutal

The nord legends about elves might actially come from caputured slavic slaves being forced to make toys 4 children b4 new year

 

[plotkun]

Change your hairstyle and shave bruh.

Literally shaved 12 hours ago

 

[copester2]

Holy fuck you were right @FlotPSL
Im a fucking Santa's little helper (6'2 btw)
I thought elves are supposed to look majestic but ig im the elf from south park where they are overworked alcoholics in a toy factory

genuinely mirin gonial angle bro

 

[plotkun]

genuinely mirin gonial angle bro

Thanks i worked hard on it

 

[FlotPSL]

Thanks i worked hard on it

worked on it?

 

[FlotPSL]

The nord legends about elves might actially come from caputured slavic slaves being forced to make toys 4 children b4 new year

Tbh that could be true

Thankfully im serbian so that didnt happen to me only to you russians

 

[plotkun]

Tbh that could be true

Thankfully im serbian so that didnt happen to me only to you russians

The good part of it is i could probably easily get a modeling contract with this looks since i look unique enough althogh i might be delu

 

[plotkun]

The good part of it is i could probably easily get a modeling contract with this looks since i look unique enough althogh i might be delu

If i lost 9lbs ofc

 

[FlotPSL]

The good part of it is i could probably easily get a modeling contract with this looks since i look unique enough althogh i might be delu

Do u plan on surgery?

 

[FlotPSL]

The good part of it is i could probably easily get a modeling contract with this looks since i look unique enough althogh i might be delu

also where are u from?

 

[plotkun]

Do u plan on surgery?

Funny

 

[FlotPSL]

Funny

?

 

[plotkun]

also where are u from?

Genetically or where I currently live?

 

[FlotPSL]

Genetically or where I currently live?

both

 

[plotkun]

both

Ukrainian but in germany

 

[plotkun]

?

I said said "i could model" and u r like "are u plainning on surgery" as in the only way i could ever do it is with surgery. Good joke

 

[FlotPSL]

Ukrainian but in germany

I would kms if i had to see a black person everytime i went out how do you cope?
Theres alot of niggers coming to serbia too

 

[plotkun]

I would kms if i had to see a black person everytime i went out how do you cope?
Theres alot of niggers coming to serbia too

Thankfully im not racist and i havent seen a black person in a while

 

[FlotPSL]

I said said "i could model" and u r like "are u plainning on surgery" as in the only way i could ever do it is with surgery. Good joke

Didnt mean to make a joke just asking

 

[FlotPSL]

i havent seen a black person in a while

ahmed?

 

[FlotPSL]

Thankfully im not racist

Wtf why not

 

[plotkun]

Didnt mean to make a joke just asking

I mean i would like to get a nosejob but first i wanna deabloat fully and try accutane or hydrocortisone

 

[plotkun]

Wtf why not

Because i post my face here and if i say im racist and by any chance german police sees it its technically a crime

 

[plotkun]

ahmed?

Exactly

 

[FlotPSL]

I mean i would like to get a nosejob

Please get a pointy nose

 

[plotkun]

Please get a pointy nose

Elfmaxxing

 

[FlotPSL]

Because i post my face here and if i say im racist and by any chance german police sees it its technically a crime

Its crime to hate niggers?brutal asf man
Dw i know ur racist in your heart

 

[FlotPSL]

Elfmaxxing

Lets rep eachother now

 

[plotkun]

It was a good mutual blowjob

Lets rep eachother now

 

[plotkun]

Its crime to hate niggers?brutal asf man
Dw i know ur racist in your heart

In germany its kinda retarded tbh

 

[plotkun]

Okay i did a bit of research and now i inderstand why i look a bit elf like.

Half elf actually. But abyways.
No one cares but ill still dump it here.



Elves have:
protruding midafce and recessed chin + eyes with positive canal tilt ( all of wich i have despite negative hooding).
They also have long faces and prominent cheekbones/bones overall (kinda have it)

And pointy ears (no, but my are a bit weridly build and look pointish from the front)

I think i should start tucking my hair behind the ears and try to lowkey pull off that slightly weird uncanny vibe

But my nose ruins it so nah. Fuck

 

[plotkun]

Okay i did a bit of research and now i inderstand why i look a bit elf like.

Half elf actually. But abyways.
No one cares but ill still dump it here.



Elves have:
protruding midafce and recessed chin + eyes with positive canal tilt ( all of wich i have despite negative hooding).
They also have long faces and prominent cheekbones/bones overall (kinda have it)

And pointy ears (no, but my are a bit weridly build and look pointish from the front)

I think i should start tucking my hair behind the ears and try to lowkey pull off that slightly weird uncanny vibe

But my nose ruins it so nah. Fuck

I look like potato farmer fucked an elf working in a brothel