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Think about it. The Bible wasn’t just history—it was a prophecy. And it’s clear now: Elon Musk is the modern-day King Solomon. Let’s break it down:
1. He Commands the Wind
King Solomon was said to have power over the elements. Elon? He’s literally controlling the skies with Starlink, with his satellite network. A man who commands the heavens and bends the atmosphere to his will? hmmm2. He Commands the Horses
Solomon had 12,000 horses and chariots (1 Kings 4:26), making him one of the wealthiest rulers of his time. Elon? He commands the horses of the modern age Tesla Ev And with self-driving technology, these cars don’t even need a charioteer3. He Has Countless Wives and Concubines
Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines (1 Kings 11:3), making him the ultimate collector of relationships. Musk? He’s got at least seven baby mamas and a complicated history of high-profile romances4. He’s Giga-Wealthy Beyond Measure
Solomon was the wealthiest king of his era, receiving 666 talents of gold annually (1 Kings 10:14). Musk? At his peak, he was the richest man on Earth,5. He’s Building a New Temple
Solomon built the First Temple in Jerusalem, a structure of immense spiritual and architectural significance. Musk? DOGE? mars colony?6. He Dabbles in the Occult
Legend says Solomon had a ring that let him control demons and spirits (The Testament of Solomon). Musk? He’s implanting Neuralink chips into brains and experimenting with AI, arguably the closest thing we have to summoning spirits in the modern era7. His Name is a Sign
- Solomon → Rooted in the Hebrew word for peace ("Shlomo").
- Elon → Derived from the Hebrew word for oak tree, symbolizing wisdom and strength.
- Coincidence?