Rhinoplastyordie
Black friend so not racist
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This story begins while I was rotting at the train station after school, awaiting my train home.
I knew my train was going to come in around an hour so I killed some time looking at milfs in aldi, as I always do.
I saw two mega fit girls from my class stood outside, facing away. I walked out, and they most likely saw the back of my head, as they were facing in that direction.
I realised I'd forgotten to buy my dinner.
45 minutes passed.
My train was taking forever so I walked back over to aldi and just wandered around there for a while once again.
For some unknown reason,
I saw the fit girl walking around with her entire family.
Why the fuck was she still there?
I bought my beef mince and got the fuck out.
Around an hour later, after my train had been delayed extensively, I felt a bit peckish, so went to go and shoplift some kiwis.
I grabbed them, and just as I was about to leave, I turned my head, and she was stood next to the exit, with all her siblings!
I had to awkwardly edge past them to leave.
THIS BITCH PROBABLY THINKS IM STALKING HER
THREE FUCKING TIMES SHE SAW ME GO IN THERE.
ANY ATTRACTION SHE HAD FOR ME PRIOR HAS MELTED. DISSIPATED.
She flirted with me once. I pulled out my phone in lesson and she tutted and said "naughty naughty"
JESUS CHRIST COULD I BE ANY MORE OF A NIGGER
I knew my train was going to come in around an hour so I killed some time looking at milfs in aldi, as I always do.
I saw two mega fit girls from my class stood outside, facing away. I walked out, and they most likely saw the back of my head, as they were facing in that direction.
I realised I'd forgotten to buy my dinner.
45 minutes passed.
My train was taking forever so I walked back over to aldi and just wandered around there for a while once again.
For some unknown reason,
I saw the fit girl walking around with her entire family.
Why the fuck was she still there?
I bought my beef mince and got the fuck out.
Around an hour later, after my train had been delayed extensively, I felt a bit peckish, so went to go and shoplift some kiwis.
I grabbed them, and just as I was about to leave, I turned my head, and she was stood next to the exit, with all her siblings!
I had to awkwardly edge past them to leave.
THIS BITCH PROBABLY THINKS IM STALKING HER
THREE FUCKING TIMES SHE SAW ME GO IN THERE.
ANY ATTRACTION SHE HAD FOR ME PRIOR HAS MELTED. DISSIPATED.
She flirted with me once. I pulled out my phone in lesson and she tutted and said "naughty naughty"
JESUS CHRIST COULD I BE ANY MORE OF A NIGGER
