Embarrassed myself by being too tall at the gym (6’7)

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I was at the gym doing a push day I was doing my usual routine smashing PRs even tho I’m on a cut :LOL:.

As I was flexing in the mirror showing off my insane shoulder pump terra heightmogging the ricecel behind me I saw a 5’10 kate moss skinny WASP goddess.

As I made my move over I introduced myself asked how she was and some other boring questions that I don’t remember. As I was talking I was asking for the tricep bar on the floor she said sure and as I went to pick it up I stood back up and smashed my head on the top of the cable machine :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

It was super ND of me and she started asking if I was okay I said I was but my cranium was throughly bonesmashed to pieces JfL. After I still got her number but being too tall almost cost me all my aura but luckily my wide clavicals and sculptured face made up for it.:lul::lul:
 
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you may have lost aura .But it didn't really matter in the end you still got her number ,good for you(y)
 
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JFL mustve been a gym for ethnic people in a poor part of london. interior designers always design heights and size around the expected demographic who use the place (ex: everything is higher on the wall, chairs are wider, to accomodate the longer femurs and longer clavicles of WASPs in mayfair/notting hill/central london/kensington garden) while everything is shorter and doors more narrow for the manlet framecels of new delhi
 
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JFL mustve been a gym for ethnic people in a poor part of london. interior designers always design heights and size around the expected demographic who use the place (ex: everything is higher on the wall, chairs are wider, to accomodate the longer femurs and longer clavicles of WASPs in mayfair/notting hill/central london/kensington garden) while everything is shorter and doors more narrow for the manlet framecels of new delhi
Yes this is true I was visiting pure gym (beta poormans gym) in south london it was brutal most machines I got max out as they accommodate for weak ethnics JFl:lul::lul:
 
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i know how it is Bro im 6'7 Too hahaha
its so Hard
 
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Yes this is true I was visiting pure gym (beta poormans gym) in south london it was brutal most machines I got max out as they accommodate for weak ethnics JFl:lul::lul:
brooootal, u should go to a high class WASP only gym like Equinox ($400/month) made for 6'6-6'10 WASP chadlites
 
Yes this is true I was visiting pure gym (beta poormans gym) in south london it was brutal most machines I got max out as they accommodate for weak ethnics JFl:lul::lul:
???
It’s got nothing to do with ethnics. Ofc cheap gyms will have poor quality equipment. What did you expect?
 
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brooootal, u should go to a high class WASP only gym like Equinox ($400/month) made for 6'6-6'10 WASP chadlites
That’s my usual but ngl I thrive of the dopamine I get absolutely APEXMOGGING the souls outta ethnics Jim PureGym :lul::lul:
 
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4 foot taller than @asdvek
Only two inches shorter than if you stacked @asdvek and I on top of each other
 
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European people are not homo sapiens
How come 6'7 dudes walk around when other subhumans are 5'7
Does that make any evolutional sense?
 
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European people are not homo sapiens
How come 6'7 dudes walk around when other subhumans are 5'7
Because of 800 of years of perfect diets off high quality bison and other great game + 800 years of quality training that allows us to become giants
 
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European people are not homo sapiens
How come 6'7 dudes walk around when other subhumans are 5'7
Does that make any evolutional sense?
Theres freaks everywhere dawg. Theres a basketball player called olivrr rioux and the dude is 7'9
 
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schitzo tales from the deepest darkest smelliest depths of the Ganges river
 

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