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Fear

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What the fuck is with these niggers?
They just burst in and start littering this site with the same stale sewage-tier threads.

It's seriously always the same shit:

Presumptuous greycels
These are the ones who think they're about to enlighten us poor benighted looksmaxxers with the gift of their exclusive knowledge.

So we all know that looks are everything, but actually, [insert Banderas-worthy blue/redpilled horseshit]
Listen Christopher Columbus, unless it's a novel supplement, procedure, or use for something that already exists, you haven't discovered anything.
This isn't rocket science and the philosophy doesn't need expansion.
You're either good-looking and get what you want, or you rot.
Everything else is cope.

OK, so I'm going to share my definitive guide on what you need to looksmaxx [proceeds to list Vitamin D and other stupid shit]
First, who the fuck do people who post stuff like this think they are?
You have no established body of opinions, no editorial point of view.
You're literally not qualified. Why would we care what you have to say?

For example, everyone knows @benignice is a sanctimonous faggot who hastens to remind us he's "not a doctor" as quickly as he rushes to dispense advice like "use tretinoin around your eyes" from atop his hallowed perch as a "cosmetic chemist." In other words, the community here knows, based on a long history of his posts, that unless you're an unsuspecting teenager who can't wash his face without a how-to manual, you should disregard him and leave him to autofellate in peace.

Second, chances are whatever you churn out won't contain something everyone already knows.

Aggressive greycels
These ones come out swinging. You've never seen them before but suddenly they're foaming out the mouth, filling up pages to "tell it like it is" to some established member. They're like those little yappy dogs with Napoleon complexes that you just want to dropkick over a fence.

Listen, being annoying doesn't work. The only person to ever brute-force his way into likability here through sheer annoyance was @ArvidGustavsson. Maybe @toth77 too but he's more of a forced meme. Anyway, shut the fuck up.

Lazy greycels
I will never begrudge anyone their ignorance, but goddamn, USE THE SEARCH FEATURE you indolent fucks, and stop clogging up the forum with threads like:

Has anyone used fin?
No, in the history of looksmaxxing, no one here has ever used finasteride. Tough luck.

Whats mk677/mt2/etc. do
No one knows. Fuck. What we might achieve as a species if we only knew!!!

Hey guys how do i stop balding? thx
Jsan


In conclusion
Fuck greycels.
 
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Gaycel moment. Didn't read :lul:
 
Even greycels hate greycels JFL
 
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Selfhating greycel JFL
 
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dont worry they will be buffed in the next update. we getting the looksmax battle pass this time.
 
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Okay greycel, we love you too
 
did
not
read
Giphy 5
 
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not a single pixel was read
 
What the fuck is with these niggers?
They just burst in and start littering this site with the same stale sewage-tier threads.

It's seriously always the same shit:

Presumptuous greycels
These are the ones who think they're about to enlighten us poor benighted looksmaxxers with the gift of their exclusive knowledge.

Listen Christopher Columbus, unless it's a novel supplement, procedure, or use for something that already exists, you haven't discovered anything.
This isn't rocket science and the philosophy doesn't need expansion.
You're either good-looking and get what you want, or you rot.
Everything else is cope.

First, who the fuck do people who post stuff like this think they are?
You have no established body of opinions, no editorial point of view.
You're literally not qualified. Why would we care what you have to say?

For example, everyone knows @benignice is a sanctimonous faggot who hastens to remind us he's "not a doctor" as quickly as he rushes to dispense advice like "use tretinoin around your eyes" from atop his hallowed perch as a "cosmetic chemist." In other words, the community here knows, based on a long history of his posts, that unless you're an unsuspecting teenager who can't wash his face without a how-to manual, you should disregard him and leave him to autofellate in peace.

Second, chances are whatever you churn out won't contain something everyone already knows.

Aggressive greycels
These ones come out swinging. You've never seen them before but suddenly they're foaming out the mouth, filling up pages to "tell it like it is" to some established member. They're like those little yappy dogs with Napoleon complexes that you just want to dropkick over a fence.

Listen, being annoying doesn't work. The only person to ever brute-force his way into likability here through sheer annoyance was @ArvidGustavsson. Maybe @toth77 too but he's more of a forced meme. Anyway, shut the fuck up.

Lazy greycels
I will never begrudge anyone their ignorance, but goddamn, USE THE SEARCH FEATURE you indolent fucks, and stop clogging up the forum with threads like:

No, in the history of looksmaxxing, no one here has ever used finasteride. Tough luck.

No one knows. Fuck. What we might achieve as a species if we only knew!!!


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In conclusion
Fuck greycels.
Did not read plus you’re gay. Stfu.
 
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Damn, read it all, thanks for the laugh. I felt the exact same when I first joined.
 
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"Did not read" posters the type to high-five their friends and interlock fingers
 
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i was the best greycel in looksmax history
 
Retarded “did not read” posters have the attention span of a god damn lobster jfl at these degenerates
 
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Make the most of your time as a greycel here son. Create HQ threads or post funny reacts to maximize your post-rep ratio and you'll earn your way to the next level, blueceldom.
 
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i have personally mentored many greycels including @Fatsofag who is flourishing in green
 
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I lurked here for 2-3 year beforehand tbf. I feel qualified to make threads. Ofc you don't have to listen to opinions, but it's nice to be rent free in someone once and a while
 
Greycel guilt
 
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