Embarrassing attempt to slay

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So i was at a party yesterday and pretty much my only goal was to slay, i see this girl who looks kind of shy, like the idiot i am, i ignore all the drunk girls who would suck my cock without me asking them and go for her, holding a vodka bottle filled with only water that i had brought from home, and a cup filled with vodka, my plan was to give her the cup of actual vodka to get her loose so i can get the slay over with, while acting like im drinking vodka, (no it’s not rape so don’t bother saying that) now we’re dancing having fun, then this foid grabs my bottle of “vodka” from my hand and drinks from it, and holy shit her reaction when she saw that was water, in the middle of the party, she dumps her cup of vodka on me, starts cursing me out, and just leaves me there standing, how embarrassing. i’m lucky no one really was sober enough to remember or notice because i should’ve been arrested or something.

 

[enlightful]

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So i was at a party yesterday and pretty much my only goal was to slay, i see this girl who looks kind of shy, like the idiot i am, i ignore all the drunk girls who would suck my cock without me asking them and go for her, holding a vodka bottle filled with only water that i had brought from home, and a cup filled with vodka, my plan was to give her the cup of actual vodka to get her loose so i can get the slay over with, while acting like im drinking vodka, (no it’s not rape so don’t bother saying that) now we’re dancing having fun, then this foid grabs my bottle of “vodka” from my hand and drinks from it, and holy shit her reaction when she saw that was water, in the middle of the party, she dumps her cup of vodka on me, starts cursing me out, and just leaves me there standing, how embarrassing. i’m lucky no one really was sober enough to remember or notice because i should’ve been arrested or something.

Why was she that mad abt it being water

And why should've you be arrested?

 

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W

Why was she that mad abt it being water

And why should've you be arrested?

she thought i was trying to get her drunk to fuck her

 

[Framem4xx]

she thought i was trying to get her drunk to fuck her

because you did
idiot

 

[Helvetier]

So i was at a party yesterday and pretty much my only goal was to slay, i see this girl who looks kind of shy, like the idiot i am, i ignore all the drunk girls who would suck my cock without me asking them and go for her, holding a vodka bottle filled with only water that i had brought from home, and a cup filled with vodka, my plan was to give her the cup of actual vodka to get her loose so i can get the slay over with, while acting like im drinking vodka, (no it’s not rape so don’t bother saying that) now we’re dancing having fun, then this foid grabs my bottle of “vodka” from my hand and drinks from it, and holy shit her reaction when she saw that was water, in the middle of the party, she dumps her cup of vodka on me, starts cursing me out, and just leaves me there standing, how embarrassing. i’m lucky no one really was sober enough to remember or notice because i should’ve been arrested or something.

Bro is this normal in America that there are like huges invite only party at houses couse in europe we have either small house parties with only ppl you know or just the club

 

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because you did
idiot

good point

 

[nuisance]

she thought i was trying to get her drunk to fuck her

you were lol

 

[enlightful]

she thought i was trying to get her drunk to fuck her

But it was water...

Did she notice your cup having avtual vodka or smthin?

 

[crypted]

Bro is this normal in America that there are like huges invite only party at houses couse in europe we have either small house parties with only ppl you know or just the club

i don’t live in america but where i am everyone’s invited to the party but its not a house party

 

[crypted]

But it was water...

Did she notice your cup having avtual vodka or smthin?

no dude my cup had water and hers was vodka

 

[Helvetier]

i don’t live in america but where i am everyone’s invited to the party but its not a house party

which country do you live in and can you tell me more about the party

 

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which country do you live in and can you tell me more about the party

The parties are at a hotel or club, it’s kind of an organized party, we hire a dj, and it’s like 25$ entry at the door. some other parties are house parties though and those are invite only, but those are the most fun

 

[Helvetier]

The parties are at a hotel or club, it’s kind of an organized party, we hire a dj, and it’s like 25$ entry at the door. some other parties are house parties though and those are invite only, but those are the most fun

What country you in tho cus never heard of something like that in Switzerland

 

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What country you in tho cus never heard of something like that in Switzerland

A country where we know how to have fun. can’t really say more

 

[Helvetier]

A country where we know how to have fun. can’t really say more

Bro what you mean you cant say what country

 

[ceceslayer]

A country where we know how to have fun. can’t really say more

why u gatekeeping the country

 

[anthony111553]

diddy method

 

[TamazighenKM]

So i was at a party yesterday and pretty much my only goal was to slay, i see this girl who looks kind of shy, like the idiot i am, i ignore all the drunk girls who would suck my cock without me asking them and go for her, holding a vodka bottle filled with only water that i had brought from home, and a cup filled with vodka, my plan was to give her the cup of actual vodka to get her loose so i can get the slay over with, while acting like im drinking vodka, (no it’s not rape so don’t bother saying that) now we’re dancing having fun, then this foid grabs my bottle of “vodka” from my hand and drinks from it, and holy shit her reaction when she saw that was water, in the middle of the party, she dumps her cup of vodka on me, starts cursing me out, and just leaves me there standing, how embarrassing. i’m lucky no one really was sober enough to remember or notice because i should’ve been arrested or something.

good for bringing water instead of alcohol tho

 

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good for bringing water instead of alcohol tho

only so i can enjoy the slay lmao

 

[gigacumster3000]

dude that's a terrible plan and not the way to go about it at all haha