BigJimsWornOutTires
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After reading @comingthrough ‘s comment about hating wiggers, I decided to slip into THE CONSCIOUS COLLECTIVE with the Stroodle:
It’s difficult to explain how this works. I wouldn’t say spontaneous penetration into THE CONSCIOUS COLLECTIVE, more so, voluntarily subjected myself to it. Ugh.
As I crept along the pellet ocean of thoughts, I sipped from the Stroodle.
Sip, sip, sip… stop
I saw a shadow trace of a scene with red bold lettering above—THIS. I knew what this meant. So I investigated.
A homeless man carrying a tiny dog, probably his emotional support thingy, was walking across a wide painted ladder on the road. Parallel to him, a blue SUV slowed down with two shorthaired guys hanging out of the passenger windows. The dirty blonde, opposite of the driver, threw a bundle of hair at the man. The blackie behind him captured the reaction with a phone on a stick.
“You got wigged!” the tosser screamed.
My first thought was to fuck this world. However, knowing that would be nothing more than putting my dick into a suspicious hole in the dirty ground, I gave up on the thought. So I decided to slide deeper into this wig trend.
After creeping behind dozens of people in their homes, at work, schools, restaurants, and parks, I discovered it was a TikTok challenge. Toss a wig at a stranger and record their reaction. I found news articles about folks who died from the challenge. One fell out of a moving vehicle, the other stumbled over a balcony in a mall. The latter got spooked by the wig and jumped back, falling over the railing.
You Got Wigged. Why? I get that the fake hair could resemble a nasty animal, like a rat. Or a piece of scalp. But why wasn’t there a law to prevent people from doing this to others?
Maybe this is why I was alerted to —THIS. To inform the public, and hopefully, lawmakers will get on the ball. But if it’s already happened? Ugh, fuck. It will still happen.
stroodlepilled
It’s difficult to explain how this works. I wouldn’t say spontaneous penetration into THE CONSCIOUS COLLECTIVE, more so, voluntarily subjected myself to it. Ugh.
As I crept along the pellet ocean of thoughts, I sipped from the Stroodle.
Sip, sip, sip… stop
I saw a shadow trace of a scene with red bold lettering above—THIS. I knew what this meant. So I investigated.
A homeless man carrying a tiny dog, probably his emotional support thingy, was walking across a wide painted ladder on the road. Parallel to him, a blue SUV slowed down with two shorthaired guys hanging out of the passenger windows. The dirty blonde, opposite of the driver, threw a bundle of hair at the man. The blackie behind him captured the reaction with a phone on a stick.
“You got wigged!” the tosser screamed.
My first thought was to fuck this world. However, knowing that would be nothing more than putting my dick into a suspicious hole in the dirty ground, I gave up on the thought. So I decided to slide deeper into this wig trend.
After creeping behind dozens of people in their homes, at work, schools, restaurants, and parks, I discovered it was a TikTok challenge. Toss a wig at a stranger and record their reaction. I found news articles about folks who died from the challenge. One fell out of a moving vehicle, the other stumbled over a balcony in a mall. The latter got spooked by the wig and jumped back, falling over the railing.
You Got Wigged. Why? I get that the fake hair could resemble a nasty animal, like a rat. Or a piece of scalp. But why wasn’t there a law to prevent people from doing this to others?
Maybe this is why I was alerted to —THIS. To inform the public, and hopefully, lawmakers will get on the ball. But if it’s already happened? Ugh, fuck. It will still happen.
stroodlepilled
