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Time is a Government Construct: How Calendars and Clocks Were Created to Enforce Control and Limit Human Freedom
Calendars was designed to turn us into CalendarWhores who willingly chain themselves to the grind, marking off days like domesticated cattle, thinking we’re moving forward. In reality, you’re stuck in the same government-scheduled loop every damn year. Clocks, calendars—these aren’t tools; they’re weapons, meant to carve up your life into little East-asian cock-sized chunks you can swallow while the Jewish keep laughing. You’re celebrating New Year’s, popping champagne like a moron, while the same 365-day loop resets to keep you imprisoned in their calendar. 2018? Yeah, that’s when life stopped—now you’re stuck, spinning in the same loop of mediocrity, while CalendarWhores (those clowns who act like time management is a flex) parade around like they’ve cracked the code to existence by following a government-mandated spreadsheet of your doom.
And don’t get me started on time zones—the ultimate JWO psy-op. Like, they created fake lines on a map to control when you wake up, when you sleep, when you work. It’s literally them slicing up reality like it’s a pizza. Who benefits from this? Not you, you CalendarSimp. You think you’re out here managing your “time” like a boss when you’re just a pawn in their clock-controlled hellscape. They slap a calendar on your wall and suddenly you’re setting your life goals to some arbitrary Gregorian garbage.
What do people say? "You only live once!" You only live according to their fing time cage, circling the same 12 months until you die. They’ve turned your whole existence into a timed race, and you’re out here thanking them for it. CalendarWhores everywhere acting like time management is some muhh skill when it's just them obediently shuffling their lives into their own fing cages.
TL;DR:
Calendars were invented to make you a CalendarWhore, counting down days until you die.
Calendars were invented to make you a CalendarWhore, counting down days until you die.