Enraged a homo erectus, got tons of tips at work

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Today was a crazy day. I took 4g of ashwagandha last night and today I was a little insane. I got so many tips at work I probably made like $20 just in tips, tons of people told me to have an amazing day, I made a ton of women laugh, helped the right guy who was friends with the store manager and he told me he would tell the manager about how great I am and then fist bumped me, and at the end of it I got mad at this lazy faggot homo erectus at my work. I approached him and told him he did my job and didn't do the job he was supposed to be doing. He said "you know you always think you do fucking everything around here". The moment I heard a curse word, I realized I was go-time to be able to say whatever the fuck I wanted without getting in trouble.

So I told him "all you do is strut around and not do shit" and he responded "you got a big nerve" I stared him in the eyes and fucking started shaking and smiling at him and then said "do something faggot" and then backed up and did an eat-shit grin then did a monkey dance while still staring at him in the eye. He fucking flipped out (jfl) then started walking towards me and I said "do something faggot" and fucking laughed as loud as I could. I then turned around and pranced around like I was super confident with my chest in the air and my head straight up to piss him off (jfl). This whole time I was standing my ground and kept walking towards him and laughing and grinning hard and acting insane. He flipped a fucking cart and I screamed "throw another tantrum bitch" and he walked away like a beta cuck, hid in the bathroom for 10 minutes, then left work early.

I also have no fucking clue how to fight jfl I have no idea what I'm going to do tomorrow when homo erectus comes back. He's really low IQ though if you guys can give me some fighting tips that would be amazing.
 
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Just be an annoying cunt theory
 
dont fight just stab
 
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Tales on natural drugs.
 
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