Epic analogy comparing penis size to alcohol tolerance - Ah, yes, this is it! [A MUST-READ AWARD]

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Critics claim, "Epic analogy comparing penis size to alcohol tolerance," is a must-read legend! Give that motherfucker an award."

The moment you all have been patiently waiting for is now. Foids will lose their shit over this Truth. It may cause hordes of whores to demand DC, "Shut that fucking forum down, now!"



Using the following three foids for my masterpiece analogy comparing penis size to alcohol tolerance:

Sleazebag Whore

Sleazebag whore


Apprentice Whore

Apprentice whore


Elizabeth

Elizabeth


Sleazebag Whore's an alcoholic cumdumpster. She's been partying every day for the past year. She's known to tell men, "Get fucked!" Not only that, she drinks half of a bottle of liquor daily. Tonight's another party. But this one is INSIDE MY BASEMENT!

Apprentice Whore parties on occasion, usually a Friday or Saturday. Some weekends though, she'll stay home studying or Netflixing. But tonight, she's partying INSIDE MY BASEMENT!

Elizabeth seldom drinks. If you were to count how many times in a year, once at a Christmas party. But tonight, she will INSIDE MY BASEMENT!

The next day...

I interviewed all three foids about drinking liquor. I asked them if one drink was enough to feel good and buzzing. The following are their answers:

Sleazebag Whore: "Sorry, it's going to take more than a drink to get me buzzing, sweety. To be honest, I'm the kind of girl that holds two drinks in my hands."

Apprentice Whore: "One drink? Ugh, make it three and we got ourselves a deal, stud. I probably could barely feel one drink. Two, eh... it's okay. But three, I'll be naked sucking your dick dry."

Elizabeth: "One drink is more than enough for me, honey. Last night, I had three cocktails and that knocked me on my ass. Never again, OMG, LOL!"

One drink is the average erected penis size of 5.1 and 5.5 inches.

Any questions?
 
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