EPIC SEMEN RETENTION TIP, NOFAP COPERS GTFIH!!!!!!1

[Deleted member 5304]

Look guys, everyone knows that if you don't cum then the body absorbs it giving you a cool masculine jaw and increasing your penis by 5 inches, but what if I told you that you can accelerate that process?

It's easy, just drink the semen of your friends, semen has a lot of vitamins so if you drink lots of semen you can get the nofap superpowers very fast! and another tip is that if you relapse, you could drink your semen and tadaaa! You get your essential vitamins back!

 

[Deleted member 8576]

 

[Deleted member 6095]

you mean to tell me you DON'T go on the holy pilgrimage to drink gandy's semen from the source?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

I'll set up a PO box so u can all send me ur semen

 

[Gonthar]

 

[Deleted member 5304]

I'll set up a PO box so u can all send me ur semen

It's better to search for used condoms in a dumpster, massive (and cheap) looksmaxx.

 

[Gonthar]

Eat fish milt and roe if you want something palatable - they are fish sperm and eggs, and are also packed with nutrients.

 

[Deleted member 9699]

Eat fish milt and roe if you want something palatable - they are fish sperm and eggs, and are also packed with nutrients.

love how i'm actually down to eat this yet i'd gag at the thought of drinking sperm

 

[Copeful]