Erling haaland pill (nosecels enter at your own risk)

[Narroworbits]

was browsing reddit and came across the toilet face rating sub - vindictaratecelebs

and then a very brutal thread about erling haaland:

bitches were shitting on him so hard:

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halo effect in action :

now a proof of a well known theory that women like men with feminine facial features e.g. small pointy noses, big wide set eyes, etc. :

"muh thick skin is a high T trait" "muh big nose is a dimorphic trait" "muh full lips are so attractive"


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TLDR: its over for highly dimorphic ogre men

 

[_Tigrim_]

But but height > face

 

[first snow]

how does he manage to have worse lips than niggers

 

[RapeAllFemales]

He should get obo from giant ngl

 

[sub5outsider]

stay humble eh

 

[DarkAscender]

Now we need to end the cope w/ uncanny looking dudes being the ideal looks standard

 

[Cyrus]

how does he manage to have worse lips than niggers

sucking motions

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

how does he manage to have worse lips than niggers

Nordic genes

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

@Numb The Pain

This is what I meant when I said Elsa Jean has Nordic pheno many actually look like this I used to work at a football club and many Norwegians would visit and I’m telling you them viKANG niggas had that pheno

 

[first snow]

Nordic genes

arent they supposed to have thin ahh lips

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

arent they supposed to have thin ahh lips

You’d think so but many look like Neanderthals even the women

 

[gonion wanter]

Legitimately unfortunate looking guy

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Doednt

Legitimately unfortunate looking guy

matter his status and wealth overcome his looks

Id happily look like him to have his life and wealth

 

[Narroworbits]

Doednt

matter his status and wealth overcome his looks

Id happily look like him to have his life and wealth

I think it’s kind of overblown tbh, he just looks like the average 4/10 slightly ugly guy

 

[Deleted member 120829]

6'5, decamillionaire, world famous, ripped, white, blonde superstar. How is he going to cope with the fact a bunch of broke cucks and homosexuals on reddit and looksmax dot org think he looks uncanny?

 

[Skara]

this is a nigger with albinism

 

[highinhibcel]

was browsing reddit and came across the toilet face rating sub - vindictaratecelebs

and then a very brutal thread about erling haaland:

bitches were shitting on him so hard:

\

halo effect in action :

now a proof of a well known theory that women like men with feminine facial features e.g. small pointy noses, big wide set eyes, etc. :

"muh thick skin is a high T trait" "muh big nose is a dimorphic trait" "muh full lips are so attractive"


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TLDR: its over for highly dimorphic ogre men

He still mogs the whole of reddit

 

[Vincent Freeman]

but looksmax.org told me that short midface is ideal

 

[Gengar]

@Numb The Pain

This is what I meant when I said Elsa Jean has Nordic pheno many actually look like this I used to work at a football club and many Norwegians would visit and I’m telling you them viKANG niggas had that pheno

Vikings have SSA ancestry confirmed.

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

Nordic genes

Finno ugric

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Vikings have SSA ancestry confirmed.

Neandethal*

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Finno ugric

Yeah, yeah they also have this look as well

 

[anthony111553]

u mean its over for cumskins