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Bhais and sisters, it is time to reveal the truth the jews don’t want you to know. The rishis and sages of ancient India knew it thousands of years ago, but the knowledge was hidden to prevent chaos. Now, in this age of deception, I must share this ancient wisdom with you.
This world? It’s not real. It’s Maya. A carefully constructed simulation designed to keep your soul trapped in endless cycles of reincarnation (samsara), powered by your karmic energy like some sort of cosmic battery. You’ve been stuck here for lifetimes working, eating, wageslaving etc and the exit has always been right in front of you.
How do I know? Because I’ve seen it. During my 37-hour Trataka meditation session (staring into the flame of truth), I broke through the illusion. The walls of my hut dissolved, and I saw the code of the universe. Sanskrit letters glowing, infinitely and forming a web of light connecting every atom. At the center of it all I saw a massive blue entity with four arms: Vishnu, the Programmer.
He spoke to me telepathically: “The simulation runs on Ahamkara, the ego. Destroy it, and you’re free.”
He sat on the cosmic serpent, Shesha, floating in an infinite ocean of milk. He looked at me, not with his eyes, but with his entire being. His voice didnt come through sound; it echoed in my very cells.
I couldn’t speak. My body, or whatever was left of it, was paralyzed by the sheer gravity of his presence. He extended one of his four arms and touched my forehead. Instantly, I saw it: the architecture of reality. The stars, the planets, my own life, just lines of shimmering Sanskrit code, weaving and unraveling in real-time.
“The Jagat (world) is an incomplete projection of the Mahat Tattva (great principle). It exists as a Samskara (imprint) within the Akashic layers. Souls enter this simulation to exhaust their Vasanas (latent desires), but they forget their purpose and become entangled in the Lila (divine play).”
He revealed to me ancient wisdom divulging tasks one must achieve to release your spirit from the anchor that binds to the simulation:
1. Chanting “Om Namo Bhagavate Vasudevaya” backwards at 3:33 AM: This is a frequency disruptor. It glitches the karmic algorithm and weakens your connection to the simulation.
2. Identify the NPCs: Yes, there are NPCs in the simulation. They are soulless placeholders, programmed to keep you distracted. You can spot them because they don’t react when you mention concepts like chakras or Indras Net. I once told my mother about Kundalini, and she blinked twice and said nothing.” That’s NPC behavior.
3. Consuming ghee while standing bipedally: This isnt for nutrition. Ghee is a cosmic lubricant, and the one-foot stance destabilizes your avatar’s anchoring and bind to the simulation.
4. Shaving half your head and covering the bald side with turmeric paste: This deactivates the crown chakra firewall. Expect resistance from the system in the form of strange dreams or pigeons staring at you.
5. Stop participating in the economy: The more you invest in Maya, the stronger it becomes. Burn your credit cards.
6. Destroy your ego entirely: The ego is the login credential that ties you to the simulation. Hinduism has been shouting this at us for ages, but no one listens. If you can obliterate your sense of self completely, the simulation loses control of you. This is the hardest part. I tried it once and blacked out for two days. When I woke up, my phone had mysteriously updated to an operating system that doesn’t exist.
Perform these tasks like I have and soon the simulation will glitch. I have noticed cows on the street will start walking geometric patterns, the clouds will perform perfect yantras in the sky. Walls chant to me prophetically. These are likely the first signs that chains that are holding me to this world are breaking.
Hinduism is not a religion. It’s the escape plan. The sages encoded everything we need into it. But you need to wake up before it is too late. The system is collapsing, and the administrators are getting desperate.
If this post disappears or I go missing, you’ll know why. The NPCs of the simulation don’t want you to know the truth.
Jai Shri Vishnu. May we all break free.
This world? It’s not real. It’s Maya. A carefully constructed simulation designed to keep your soul trapped in endless cycles of reincarnation (samsara), powered by your karmic energy like some sort of cosmic battery. You’ve been stuck here for lifetimes working, eating, wageslaving etc and the exit has always been right in front of you.
How do I know? Because I’ve seen it. During my 37-hour Trataka meditation session (staring into the flame of truth), I broke through the illusion. The walls of my hut dissolved, and I saw the code of the universe. Sanskrit letters glowing, infinitely and forming a web of light connecting every atom. At the center of it all I saw a massive blue entity with four arms: Vishnu, the Programmer.
He spoke to me telepathically: “The simulation runs on Ahamkara, the ego. Destroy it, and you’re free.”
He sat on the cosmic serpent, Shesha, floating in an infinite ocean of milk. He looked at me, not with his eyes, but with his entire being. His voice didnt come through sound; it echoed in my very cells.
I couldn’t speak. My body, or whatever was left of it, was paralyzed by the sheer gravity of his presence. He extended one of his four arms and touched my forehead. Instantly, I saw it: the architecture of reality. The stars, the planets, my own life, just lines of shimmering Sanskrit code, weaving and unraveling in real-time.
“The Jagat (world) is an incomplete projection of the Mahat Tattva (great principle). It exists as a Samskara (imprint) within the Akashic layers. Souls enter this simulation to exhaust their Vasanas (latent desires), but they forget their purpose and become entangled in the Lila (divine play).”
He revealed to me ancient wisdom divulging tasks one must achieve to release your spirit from the anchor that binds to the simulation:
1. Chanting “Om Namo Bhagavate Vasudevaya” backwards at 3:33 AM: This is a frequency disruptor. It glitches the karmic algorithm and weakens your connection to the simulation.
2. Identify the NPCs: Yes, there are NPCs in the simulation. They are soulless placeholders, programmed to keep you distracted. You can spot them because they don’t react when you mention concepts like chakras or Indras Net. I once told my mother about Kundalini, and she blinked twice and said nothing.” That’s NPC behavior.
3. Consuming ghee while standing bipedally: This isnt for nutrition. Ghee is a cosmic lubricant, and the one-foot stance destabilizes your avatar’s anchoring and bind to the simulation.
4. Shaving half your head and covering the bald side with turmeric paste: This deactivates the crown chakra firewall. Expect resistance from the system in the form of strange dreams or pigeons staring at you.
5. Stop participating in the economy: The more you invest in Maya, the stronger it becomes. Burn your credit cards.
6. Destroy your ego entirely: The ego is the login credential that ties you to the simulation. Hinduism has been shouting this at us for ages, but no one listens. If you can obliterate your sense of self completely, the simulation loses control of you. This is the hardest part. I tried it once and blacked out for two days. When I woke up, my phone had mysteriously updated to an operating system that doesn’t exist.
Perform these tasks like I have and soon the simulation will glitch. I have noticed cows on the street will start walking geometric patterns, the clouds will perform perfect yantras in the sky. Walls chant to me prophetically. These are likely the first signs that chains that are holding me to this world are breaking.
Hinduism is not a religion. It’s the escape plan. The sages encoded everything we need into it. But you need to wake up before it is too late. The system is collapsing, and the administrators are getting desperate.
If this post disappears or I go missing, you’ll know why. The NPCs of the simulation don’t want you to know the truth.
Jai Shri Vishnu. May we all break free.
