TheStonerOne
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I have intermittently been seeing escorts since May 2021. Took a LONG break from late 2023 to September 2025. Fun fact, I was a few days out from my 25th in when I lost my virginity. 

Anyways, I don't really go to escorts for penetrative sex. I prefer titfucking and more intimate moments like breast fondling and sucking. In the (highly) unlikely even this incel gets a partner, I'm saving it for her. Also I don't have sex with non-Eurasians.
Cue escort from yesterday. I could always see something was wrong. Her profile clearly said she had big tits and a big ass. When I tried to grab her tits (after paying BTW), she pushed my hands away. I tried to caress her leg. Pushed my hands away. She asked me to take off my pants. She then looked at my dick and thought it looked off. She then said I needed to "get it checked out" and refused ANY service with me. Not even jerking me off. Listen, I haven't had intercourse in over 3 years and the times I did were with a condom. It is highly unlikely I have issues. I got my money back, she blocked me. So waste of both of our times.
Mind you, EVEN if she thought it was OK, there were some red flags.
1. She was insistent on sex and sex only.
2. She didn't like her tits to be touched.
3. She didn't like her thighs to be touched.
4. She wasn't compliant with requests.
5. She clearly wasn't educated on how dicks look. Mine doesn't look like it has STIs or warts. It just isn't the most "aesthetic penis" but it isn't a risk.
So yeah. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but even with all of that, the escort was a trap. DON'T advertise that you have big tits if you don't like to be fondled. The POINT of escorts with big tits is that their chest is the core selling point and if they can't be touched, it's a waste.
Still better than online dating, lol.


Anyways, I don't really go to escorts for penetrative sex. I prefer titfucking and more intimate moments like breast fondling and sucking. In the (highly) unlikely even this incel gets a partner, I'm saving it for her. Also I don't have sex with non-Eurasians.
Cue escort from yesterday. I could always see something was wrong. Her profile clearly said she had big tits and a big ass. When I tried to grab her tits (after paying BTW), she pushed my hands away. I tried to caress her leg. Pushed my hands away. She asked me to take off my pants. She then looked at my dick and thought it looked off. She then said I needed to "get it checked out" and refused ANY service with me. Not even jerking me off. Listen, I haven't had intercourse in over 3 years and the times I did were with a condom. It is highly unlikely I have issues. I got my money back, she blocked me. So waste of both of our times.
Mind you, EVEN if she thought it was OK, there were some red flags.
1. She was insistent on sex and sex only.
2. She didn't like her tits to be touched.
3. She didn't like her thighs to be touched.
4. She wasn't compliant with requests.
5. She clearly wasn't educated on how dicks look. Mine doesn't look like it has STIs or warts. It just isn't the most "aesthetic penis" but it isn't a risk.
So yeah. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but even with all of that, the escort was a trap. DON'T advertise that you have big tits if you don't like to be fondled. The POINT of escorts with big tits is that their chest is the core selling point and if they can't be touched, it's a waste.
Still better than online dating, lol.