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A trip to the local sex worker is about to get more expensive, economists say, following the latest quid pro quo tariffs announced by King-Pope Trump last Wednesday. These tariffs—taxes paid by businesses on goods from abroad—are affecting even the nasty whores.
Prices for sessions like brown shower, creampie, full Greek, teabag splatter, BDSM peg, and 'cheese dip anyone' are expected to erect. And if you're tempted to grab a crack whore, you'll probably have to pay more for that, too.
Vegas Big Clown, a sex trafficker and erotic dancer for bachelorette parties, estimates that with the latest tariffs "Shit's going up, that's all I'm saying. We pay, she pays, you pay, every motherfucker pays."
Tony "The Whistle Blower" Baboo, a former drug dealer from the Bronx who is currently in witness protection in Roy, Ohio, at 883 Pineville Road, says dope prices will also be affected by other factors related to the tariffs, such as higher shipping costs for Chinese fentanyl and a weaker U.S. dollar.
"Forget about it, you know what I'm talking about." Tony says, "Suppliers will pay more for their legal products they exploit to get the illegal grub here. Well, they have to wet beaks and pay off dirty officials. Not only that, but they'd have to get more stealthy, or as DC calls it, political, because fewer cargo ships at the docks, due to fewer consumers buying from China, means greater risk of search and seizure. King Trump is a fucking genius."
Reese Wetsoon, a 31-year-old street hooker in Denver, Colorado, said she was already eyeing a new location when she saw the news about higher tariffs. Knowing she'd have to pay higher costs for her whore fabrics and motel accommodations, she's trying a new business tactic. Catchy package titles to mitigate the increased costs.
Bring a Buddy Bareback Mondays - Double Dip Tuesdays - I Hump You Wendsday Plus Tequila Shots Out of My Ass, to name a few. And she added, "Herpes costs money to suppress. Knowing that drug prices will also rise, I'm considering not buying the medicine and just like nature run its course."
The Bottom Line
The more we tax China, the more damage will be done to their people. The CCP will not lose a single yuan. Say 135% taxes on average products, the workers who once earned the equivalent of $0.25 an hour will now get $0.10, along with guns to their heads, and if they stop working or complain of no energy due to empty stomachs, pop pop pop. Also, consider that they eat dogs when times are tough. But if times are already tough, they'll eat people. They will eat you, motherfucker.
THEY WILL EAT US!
Prices for sessions like brown shower, creampie, full Greek, teabag splatter, BDSM peg, and 'cheese dip anyone' are expected to erect. And if you're tempted to grab a crack whore, you'll probably have to pay more for that, too.
Vegas Big Clown, a sex trafficker and erotic dancer for bachelorette parties, estimates that with the latest tariffs "Shit's going up, that's all I'm saying. We pay, she pays, you pay, every motherfucker pays."
Tony "The Whistle Blower" Baboo, a former drug dealer from the Bronx who is currently in witness protection in Roy, Ohio, at 883 Pineville Road, says dope prices will also be affected by other factors related to the tariffs, such as higher shipping costs for Chinese fentanyl and a weaker U.S. dollar.
"Forget about it, you know what I'm talking about." Tony says, "Suppliers will pay more for their legal products they exploit to get the illegal grub here. Well, they have to wet beaks and pay off dirty officials. Not only that, but they'd have to get more stealthy, or as DC calls it, political, because fewer cargo ships at the docks, due to fewer consumers buying from China, means greater risk of search and seizure. King Trump is a fucking genius."
Reese Wetsoon, a 31-year-old street hooker in Denver, Colorado, said she was already eyeing a new location when she saw the news about higher tariffs. Knowing she'd have to pay higher costs for her whore fabrics and motel accommodations, she's trying a new business tactic. Catchy package titles to mitigate the increased costs.
Bring a Buddy Bareback Mondays - Double Dip Tuesdays - I Hump You Wendsday Plus Tequila Shots Out of My Ass, to name a few. And she added, "Herpes costs money to suppress. Knowing that drug prices will also rise, I'm considering not buying the medicine and just like nature run its course."
The Bottom Line
The more we tax China, the more damage will be done to their people. The CCP will not lose a single yuan. Say 135% taxes on average products, the workers who once earned the equivalent of $0.25 an hour will now get $0.10, along with guns to their heads, and if they stop working or complain of no energy due to empty stomachs, pop pop pop. Also, consider that they eat dogs when times are tough. But if times are already tough, they'll eat people. They will eat you, motherfucker.
THEY WILL EAT US!
