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newgen/cel

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aight so these stories tie into each other so ima structure it so you can see how they do and for reference these foids are friends with each other and both have bfs
get ready and get ur popcorn, these will be long and i apologise for the poor structuring in advance.



BECKY (CAN SKIP IF YOU WANT)

i was going 2 school and this gigamogger 6,2 skullchad friend of mine told me about how he asked becky out and she accepted, so later on i found out she was in one of my classes so i decided id just get a look at her to see if it was a good looksmatch or not. so i decided that when she went up to the front and was coming back or if i was walking back id look at her in her seat, and so i did look at her and i noticed several times she was looking at me BEFORE i looked at her, almost as if she was just staring at me so i looked away to make her not think i was into her ( i wasnt at the time) but then i decided idrc and i knew the guy so i could explain myself and so i decide to high T stare at her as she does to me and she does and i see her look away several times and look back, aka double take but like 5 times in quick succession.
and me being my khhv self i decided id try to farm her for more feelgood/dopamine from seeing a girl stare at me and QUINTUPLE take me
anyways as shit went on i found out about her stacylite friend (second girl) and i knew 4 a fact she was talking about me to her which will lead into the next story.
we kept eyefucking and once i blurted out a horrendous joke about how she iq mogged her friends and even though i was sitting next to her gigamogger bf she decided to look at me and smile (it was such a pretty/cute smile) then i tried escalating slightly (not touching) when her bf wasnt in and i decided i could be a bit more risky and so her ugly "fridge" friend tried mocking me, and saying "look at his sideburns" and so i jestered and said "yeah look at these" and turned my head and shit
and she blushed and put her hands in her face after giggling at my forwardness
later on we went away for a break and she likely got closer with him and so we eventually stopped fw each other

STACYLITE (ACTUALLY INTERESTING (BF INTERVENED))
so i knew this girl from the first as, as i mentioned, she was a friend of the first girl, now i realised at this point eye contact was a godsend for getting a girl to like you without being so forward theres a risk so i tried it on her, she was somewhat reluctant then its the next year and guess who sits RIGHT next to me in english. yeah it was GIGA awkward, it was like that one meme with sydney sweeney and that 6,5 guy with nct. i had my legs so far from her i was almost off the desk and people complained about me being in the way, luckily (not luckily at the time) our teacher forced us to had to read something and i didnt have a copy but she did i noticed however she was very forward with having us read together, no hesitation whatsoever, i took notice of this and eventually tried doing things for her too, like taking her shit with mine back to where it had to go (it was the teachers) and saying thank you when she was being kind, i noticed overtime it got way less awkward and she talked more comfortably, but no conversations or anything ust small friendly thank yous and small courteous statements.
she later asked me where something was but i knew she knew where they were cus she had gotten them several times, so i realised she wanted to talk to me and essentially made up reasons why, this was a good sign. i realised now she wanted to speak to me and so i capitalised later
so during class some time after her unneccesary question, she answered a teachers question and i genuinely didnt understand how so i asked her after i mustered up the courage and i was so nervous i literally mismatched the words, all movie-like. thing is though she found it giga cute and so we talked and talked and we legit stared into each others eyes, (looking back on the memory it looks like a romance story and i cant believe ive fumbled (technichally havent but we will get to that))
anyways we kept doing the same thing and eventually i tried asking her out

"and yk how u answer those questions with such ease and stuff and how ur good at this class?"
"yeah?"
"well I wanted to ask if you could help me study, yk seeing as your smart and all"
"um when?"
"(didn't imagine id get this far so I nervously try to make her decide) well actually i was thinking you could choose"
"idk I- my boyfriend would be mad"


"(in head after school) what the fuck? was i retarded this entire time? we literally stared into each others eyes for a solid 10 seconds. what did i do wrong? was it what i said? fuck.
wait. she initially said when right? wait she considered it, is there a chance still?"


and so I left her alone, I decided if she didn't wanna go out with me she likely didn't want me, my dumbass never considered she was actually doing it only cuz her bf would be mad and that she did wanna go out (as initially stated)
eventually things went back to normality and we had this whole ceminar/assembly thing and we almost touched with our legs (we sit next to eachother cuz of surnames)
later I decided maybe going outside was a bit TOO forward and so i decided id ask for a social (insta or wtv), her rejection felt colder, she just shook her head and smiled
(okay thats like most of what i can remember after i think we had some eye contact and shed sometimes go a route that was closer to me than her friends so there was some spark there ig)
later on this 6,3 chad/cl who is another one of my friends was literally doing what i did with her to her infront of me (glancing and giggling)
i was initially devastated i was crying and coping hard but then i realised she was barking for my attention, she KNEW i was into her (asking her out twice) she KNEW we were friends, she went a route she had NO reason to other than i could see her, and glanced at him,

THE INSTA ARC (STACYLITE)
aight so I had her insta but i was asking earlier to make it less weird and I didn't wanna add her after she rejected me but my friends told me to just do it and so I did,
so her account was private and so I had my friends also send follow requests as it would alleviate any stress by having some blame spread onto them if her ltn bf found out (he was GIGA controlling which I cant blame when your partner fogs u that bad) anyways that ended up biting me in the ass because i couldnt tell if she was accepting my request 4 me or if it was cause she just had a bunch of guys follow requesting her and she just clicked them not thinking about who they were

Anyways that was a bunch of schizo ramble, later she for some reason removed us all and then made her acc public, my high iq friend concluded she wanted me to see but didn’t want me following her cus her bf would see, I tried following again and she blocked me, high iq friend theorised that it was him who saw it or she did it out of fear,

After some thing where we prepare for the next school year I made a little eye contact with her and a week or 2 later we were making long eye contact, for several seconds, and I did this intentionally to see if I could conclude that it was a fear of her bf and so now I knew it wasn’t me but her bf,

I haven’t capitalised on the moment, I think I’m gonna sit next to her at lunch sometime but who knows atp, we shall see next year

Apologise if it was hard to read I didn’t look back at it much. Any criticism would be appreciated!
 
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