Eva cheated on god with an apple, let that really sink in

[Sphinx]

Were talking or debating here about the nature of women but let me remind you of one thing: Eva cheated on god with an apple. God gave her everything. a hot boyfriend, the whole world, animals to play and talk with, perfect weather. They lived in heaven. Adam was fine, this is great. But the snake know, that creature is so bugged she would eat some apple and give up on everything that she had. The one thing that she shouldn't have done, she did.

Moral of the story is: if you ever feel safe with your lovely girlfriend or wife, just remember that in their nature they are literally willing to cheat on god. so who are you? They gave up heaven, you think it's too much for them to cheat on some random guy? They cheated on god with an apple, they would cheat on you for nothing.

 

[Vermilioncore]

And she couldn’t have been satisfied just eating it alone, she had to give some to Adam as well. She wanted to fuck his soul up too. And Adam fell for it. This was the beginning of my torture. Little did they know, thousands of years after they died, someone such as me will still be suffering because that fucking apple.

 

[Toth's thot]

the schizos are still up?

 

[Sphinx]

the schizos are still up?

huh? It's all real and make sense tho

 

[BigBiceps]

the schizos are still up?

Schizos? This is just straight up facts man

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Are you talking about the bible stories as if it was a history book filled with facts?

you know that the authors who were mystics just used them as allegories to convey higher spiritual truths, right?

tl;dr it never really happened

 

[getra]

the schizos are still up?

Yes you’re still awake

 

[Toth's thot]

Yes you’re still awake

i just woke up after 12 hours

 

[Sphinx]

Are you talking about the bible stories as if it was a history book filled with facts?

you know that the authors who were mysthics just used them as allegories to convey higher spiritual truths, right?

ever heard of Pascal’s wager?

 

[hebbewem]

Dident happen

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Were talking or debating here about the nature of women but let me remind you of one thing: Eva cheated on god with an apple. God gave her everything. a hot boyfriend, the whole world, animals to play and talk with, perfect weather. They lived in heaven. Adam was fine, this is great. But the snake know, that creature is so bugged she would eat some apple and give up on everything that she had. The one thing that she shouldn't have done, she did.

Moral of the story is: if you ever feel safe with your lovely girlfriend or wife, just remember that in their nature they are literally willing to cheat on god. so who are you? They gave up heaven, you think it's too much for them to cheat on some random guy? They cheated on god with an apple, they would cheat on you for nothing.

She didn't cheat on anyone. She was a child taken advantage of by a jealous vindictive entity.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Are you talking about the bible stories as if it was a history book filled with facts?

you know that the authors who were mystics just used them as allegories to convey higher spiritual truths, right?

tl;dr it never really happened

It’s literal.

And you’re literally fucked

 

[Sphinx]

She didn't cheat on anyone. She was a child taken advantage of by a jealous vindictive entity.

 

[getra]

I rewrote the Bible in gods name after my ex cheated on me

 

[ropemax]

Are you talking about the bible stories as if it was a history book filled with facts?

you know that the authors who were mystics just used them as allegories to convey higher spiritual truths, right?

tl;dr it never really happened

Shhh

 

[Alt Number 3]

 

[Sphinx]

bump

 

[Vermilioncore]

They cheated on god with an apple, they would cheat on you for nothing

High IQ

 

[𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫]

Schizos? This is just straight up facts man

I read your comment in Edward Nortons voice

 

[Lihito]

MY ONEITIS NAME WAS EVA




AND SHE WAS 6 FOOT NIGGAAAAAAAA