Even in death, Chad will be mogging

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Chad will die beloved and surrounded by his large family. He will be lowered into the dirt and his flesh will wither into soil. But from the swarm of maggots will rise, like a phoenix the very 6'5 skeleton that awarded him that life, and the underworld will feel the mog where his compact orbits set their gaze.

An incel will die namelessly in a cold ward of a hospital because Stacy nurse, meant to deliver his medicine to prolong the incel's shitty existence, was too distracted by young Chad who feel off his motorbike during motorbike sex session. He will be thrown callously into a furnace, and that will be the only time he will ever be hot. Then years later his ashes will be accidentally spread across Kolkata because they were mistaken for fertilizer and at last he will be fully forgotten.

Millions of years later, Aliens visit the scorched marble of Earth and discover Chad's skeleton. They think he must have been a mighty warrior, and they wrongfully assume all humans were Chads because of survivorship bias and only Chads Chadly remains being found.
 
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Chad will die beloved and surrounded by his large family. He will be lowered into the dirt and his flesh will wither into soil. But from the swarm of maggots will rise, like a phoenix the very 6'5 skeleton that awarded him that life, and the underworld will feel the mog where his compact orbits set their gaze.

An incel will die namelessly in a cold ward of a hospital because Stacy nurse, meant to deliver his medicine to prolong the incel's shitty existence, was too distracted by young Chad who feel off his motorbike during motorbike sex session. He will be thrown callously into a furnace, and that will be the only time he will ever be hot. Then years later his ashes will be accidentally spread across Kolkata because they were mistaken for fertilizer and at last he will be fully forgotten.

Millions of years later, Aliens visit the scorched marble of Earth and discover Chad's skeleton. They think he must have been a mighty warrior, and they wrongfully assume all humans were Chads because of survivorship bias and only Chads Chadly remains being found.
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