Every Possible Thing That Can Go Wrong If I Sneak A Hoe in

[Deleted member 6403]

1. Once her Uber gets here my mom finna look thru her window and start investigating
2. Once she at the door my bitch ass dog gone start barking just like last time
2.5. my dad's probably gone be up at this point and in my room questioning me and looking outside
3. We gone have to whisper cause I don't have a door to my room
4. We gone have to kiss quietly cause I don't have a door to my room
5. I'ma have to clap her cheeks quirky cause I don't have a door to my room
6. My parents might catch me jb maxxing as a senior

 

[Deleted member 6403]

0

 

[Deleted member 11053]

You don't have a friend or cousin who can give you a room just for an hour?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

You don't have a friend or cousin who can give you a room just for an hour?

No bro

 

[BrendioEEE]

Holy fuck dude, you don't even have a door to your room?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Holy fuck dude, you don't even have a door to your room?
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No, brutal doorpill, this shit is real

 

[Deleted member 11053]

No bro

If you say to your parents it's your gf or that you have to do a school project together you think it's going to work?

 

[Deleted member 9837]

Get some money and air bnb maxx

 

[Deleted member 7076]

rent a car tbh im too high inhib to do anything with my parents in the same house

 

[Deleted member 6403]

If you say to your parents it's your gf or that you have to do a school project together you think it's going to work?

No bro, but even if they do let me, I don't have a door to my room so I really can't do anything

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Get some money and air bnb maxx

Can't leave the crib tbh

 

[Deleted member 6403]

rent a car tbh im too high inhib to do anything with my parents in the same house

Don't have my permit tbh

 

[nvck_pilled]

are your parents conservative?
why they not let you do ur thing smh

 

[Deleted member 6403]

are your parents conservative?
why they not let you do ur thing smh

Nah, they're just narcissistic, my dad at least

 

[Deleted member 11053]

Don't have my permit tbh

Do you go out with your parents or plan thing to do with them sometimes?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Do you go out with your parents or plan thing to do with them sometimes?

No tbh

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Get some money and rent an airbnb nearby idiot

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Get some money and rent an airbnb nearby idiot

Can't leave the house idiot

 

[Deleted member 11053]

No tbh

The goal is to make them leave the house it would be perfect. The only solution I've found is to organize something in family anything but at the last time you act sick so you can't go and you get to stay but you can find something better you know them better than me.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

The doorpill destroyed me

 

[Deleted member 6403]

The goal is to make them leave the house it would be perfect. The only solution I've found is to organize something in family anything but at the last time you act sick so you can't go and you get to stay but you can find something better you know them better than me.

High iq but tbh they never leave the house after 6pm and I want her to slide at night obviously lol, I'll see what I can think of

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Can't leave the house idiot

Or else what? You get grounded? Daddy gonna spank your ass? Jfl be man you idiot just leave

 

[Deleted member 6403]

The doorpill destroyed me

The doorpill is sooo real and so brutal

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Or else what? You get grounded? Daddy gonna spank your ass? Jfl be man you idiot just leave

U must have white parents

 

[Deleted member 5875]

sneak out don't sneak her in.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I don’t have a door either I just sleep and fuck in the basement with my parents sleeping upstairs

 

[Deleted member 10104]

U must have white parents

I know your parents aren't black cuz you've made it clear dad is still around

Ironic

 

[Deleted member 6403]

sneak out don't sneak her in.

Can't sneak out

 

[Deleted member 6403]

I know your parents aren't black cuz you've made it clear dad is still around

Ironic

He isn't ngl but keep assuming lmao

 

[Deleted member 10104]

He isn't ngl but keep assuming lmao

Bitch is too high inhib to sneak out, sad af ngl

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Bitch is too high inhib to sneak out, sad af ngl

Just sneak out and risk getting kicked out bro

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Just sneak out and risk getting kicked out bro

Only if you get caught

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Just sneak out and risk getting kicked out bro

Just say you'll spend the night at a friend's

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Only if you get caught

Which I most likely will, Ive said it already, my moms window is in front of the front door, the only entrance and exit

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Just say you'll spend the night at a friend's

Won't let me do that since the pandemic started

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Won't let me do that since the pandemic started

Convince mom ignore dad

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Won't let me do that since the pandemic started

Tell mom covid is an attempt by Trump to keep the nignog's in poverty

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Convince mom ignore dad

Won't but if do manage to convince em I don't even have a car

 

[Deleted member 10652]

Can relate tbh.
My dad took the doorknob and lock out so I can't close my door.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Can relate tbh.
My dad took the doorknob and lock out so I can't close my door.

at least u got a door tbh

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Nigga can't ascend because he doesn't have a door

JFL

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Nigga can't ascend because he doesn't have a door

JFL

It's so serious bro, the door pill is real

 

[Deleted member 11053]

If you got a family member that you trust a lot uncle, grandma, aunty anything you can explain them the situation or just say you want to get the whole house for you and your friends and need help . Then ask them to invite your parents to eat at their house.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

If you got a family member that you trust a lot uncle, grandma, aunty anything you can explain them the situation or just say you want to get the whole house for you and your friends and need help . Then ask them to invite your parents to eat at their house.

Good idea but my parents don't even talk to any other family members anymore this shit is so brutal ngl

 

[Entschuldigung]

How you don't have a door?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

How you don't have a door?

Combination of being broke and narcissist parents

 

[Deleted member 11053]

Good idea but my parents don't even talk to any other family members anymore this shit is so brutal ngl

Bro its over your house could get bombarded and I think your parents would stay in

 

[Deleted member 5927]

It's so serious bro, the door pill is real

door pill is more brutal than facepill, heightpill, dickpill, framepill, racepill, you could be terachad but it's over because you don't own a 3 inch thick slab of wood.

Bro why don't you just run the shower in the bathroom and spray it against the wall so it's loud, then fuck the chick in your bathroom srs. Just let her in thru the window or some shit.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

door pill is more brutal than facepill, heightpill, dickpill, framepill, racepill, you could be terachad but it's over because you don't own a 3 inch thick slab of wood.

Bro why don't you just run the shower in the bathroom and spray it against the wall so it's loud, then fuck the chick in your bathroom srs. Just let her in thru the window or some shit.

The bathroom is besides my parents room, and there isn't any entrance besides the front door, no other window/doors

So by the time I get her to the bathroom they'll likely know but even if I do get her in the bathroom they'll still be able to hear, it's like right next to their room

 

[Deleted member 9048]

go to a hotel