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forevergymcelling

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Will have plans on February 14th.

Zero exceptions, believe me.

Your oneitis

Your ex

Your gym crush

Your work crush

The girls you matched on hinge

The cute cashier who gave you an "IOI" :forcedsmile:

Did you really think, in 2025, any HTB+ is finna be sitting at home wishing she had a date or a party to go to? Doomscrolling Tik Tok or Instagram wishing she wasn't such a fucking loser?

On Valentine's Day?

Funny GIF

Fingerwave



She's either out clubbing, wearing the skimpiest outfit to catch the attention of the city's biggest Chads


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Dancing with, and grinding on them all night, begging for their attention

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Or getting taken to the VIP section full of statusmaxxed athletes and local celebs

The one day of the year she can fully let go





We all know what happens next

There's only one possible outcome

Or did you seriously think she made all that effort and spent all that money just to look nice and go home alone? :lul:

Christian bale laugh


If she isn't out, she's certainly spent weeks, if not months, scouring top percentile suitors in her area.

Make no mistake, she's been getting DMs every week for years. Her options are plentiful, Instagram has made sure of it.

One DM from the right Chad and he has her reserved on Valentine's day

Sure, they might go for a fun drink or something nice to eat

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But you already know the score once the night comes to an end

Her whole social circle and orbiters will know about it too once she posts that shit online

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So what are your plans?

Are you gonna try go out to the club and approach?
Are you gonna stand there like a clown with a drink, dancing on the spot surrounded by your incel friends pretending you're having a good time? :forcedsmile:

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You think these girls came out here looking for someone like you?

Biden


Listen bro, you're doing well at the gym. You're close to breaking that PR, keep at it man.

Maybe try again next year when you're jacked. Feb 14th 2026 is surely the one. It's gonna be different next year.

It's time to lock in, focus on yourself.

There's gonna come a time where you accept that this life isn't for you. Sometimes the juice simply isn't worth the squeeze.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II just came out and the ratings are insane. Treat yourself, there's way more to this life than women

Order some food and relax, you deserve it
 
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@geezcel
@Moggedbyevery1
@Clavicular
 
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I don’t have a oneitis anymore. :Comfy:
 
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Are you gonna stand there like a clown with a drink, dancing on the spot surrounded by your incel friends pretending you're having a good time? :forcedsmile:
:feelskek:
Clubbing as an average male is legit a humiliation ritual
I used to do it because I wanted to fit in
It feels good to become an old cell and stop caring
 
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What will maher do on valentines day. Does maher have a valentine
 
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Worships whores award
 
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You ruined your whole post with that brutally cringe verbal diarrhea in the end.
 
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im going to a rave with some girls who are almost a decade younger than me
 
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how come my first girlfriend does that even when it’s not valentines day
 
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I'm fucking your girl on Valentine's Day actually.

Meanwhile you & the boys will be doing gooncave seshes on here.
 
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Good thing I don't even know a single legit HTB so whatever.
 
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You ruined your whole post with that brutally cringe verbal diarrhea in the end.
I'm not being serious lmfao

It's fucking over for sub HTNs in the West

Pack it up.
 
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Why even post this tbh kinda just seems like retarded nonsense that most knew either way

Oh yes tell me more about how I’m getting cucked in every way possible gtfo fag

Maybe catching mahers droplet of semen that he left on ur girl is what u want and that’s fine but I don’t want that
 
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Why even post this tbh kinda just seems like retarded nonsense that most knew either way

Oh yes tell me more about how I’m getting cucked in every way possible gtfo fag

Maybe catching mahers droplet of semen that he left on ur girl is what u want and that’s fine but I don’t want that
Put me on ignore then
 
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we dont celebrate valentine's day in brazil, its just a date for the catholic church's saint here. now and then some people go like 'valentine's day' lately because of social media increasing USA influence on brazil's newfags (mainly millennials because they love USA pop culture and social media even more than zoomers, although zoomers are politically more influenced by USA)

still isnt a big thing here. just like halloween isnt that big of a thing here as well - our date for 'dress up in costumes and whore out' is Carnival

our "LTR day" is in 12 june - dia dos namorados, based on another saint Saint Antonio the saint of marriages which his day is 13 june

so youre wrong :p
 
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The Indian teens really thought they'd make it til Valentine's Day without a brutal fg demoralization thread
 
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Will have plans on February 14th.

Zero exceptions, believe me.

Your oneitis

Your ex

Your gym crush

Your work crush

The girls you matched on hinge

The cute cashier who gave you an "IOI" :forcedsmile:

Did you really think, in 2025, any HTB+ is finna be sitting at home wishing she had a date or a party to go to? Doomscrolling Tik Tok or Instagram wishing she wasn't such a fucking loser?

On Valentine's Day?

Funny GIF

View attachment 3493879


She's either out clubbing, wearing the skimpiest outfit to catch the attention of the city's biggest Chads


View attachment 3493909View attachment 3493916View attachment 3493921

Dancing with, and grinding on them all night, begging for their attention

View attachment 3493912


Or getting taken to the VIP section full of statusmaxxed athletes and local celebs

The one day of the year she can fully let go


View attachment 3493903
View attachment 3493928

We all know what happens next

There's only one possible outcome

Or did you seriously think she made all that effort and spent all that money just to look nice and go home alone? :lul:

View attachment 3493958

If she isn't out, she's certainly spent weeks, if not months, scouring top percentile suitors in her area.

Make no mistake, she's been getting DMs every week for years. Her options are plentiful, Instagram has made sure of it.

One DM from the right Chad and he has her reserved on Valentine's day

Sure, they might go for a fun drink or something nice to eat

View attachment 3493972View attachment 3493973View attachment 3493970

But you already know the score once the night comes to an end

Her whole social circle and orbiters will know about it too once she posts that shit online

View attachment 3493978View attachment 3493980View attachment 3493989




So what are your plans?

Are you gonna try go out to the club and approach?
Are you gonna stand there like a clown with a drink, dancing on the spot surrounded by your incel friends pretending you're having a good time? :forcedsmile:

View attachment 3493994

You think these girls came out here looking for someone like you?

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Listen bro, you're doing well at the gym. You're close to breaking that PR, keep at it man.

Maybe try again next year when you're jacked. Feb 14th 2026 is surely the one. It's gonna be different next year.

It's time to lock in, focus on yourself.

There's gonna come a time where you accept that this life isn't for you. Sometimes the juice simply isn't worth the squeeze.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II just came out and the ratings are insane. Treat yourself, there's way more to this life than women

Order some food and relax, you deserve it
Are you gonna do any MaherFishing at 3 am this year bhai
 
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I live in Uttar pradesh
How does this concern me?
 
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Fucking brutal jfl cage
 
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Next day look closely how ur oneitis walks and try to see if she walks weird
 
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Yea all the girls I like have social circles and boyfriends, ofc I would never be with them.
 
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Unc, stop sharing your cuckold fantasy with teenagers online, that’s weird
 
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idc about whatever you just said but those girls are hot
 
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Will have plans on February 14th.

Zero exceptions, believe me.

Your oneitis

Your ex

Your gym crush

Your work crush

The girls you matched on hinge

The cute cashier who gave you an "IOI" :forcedsmile:

Did you really think, in 2025, any HTB+ is finna be sitting at home wishing she had a date or a party to go to? Doomscrolling Tik Tok or Instagram wishing she wasn't such a fucking loser?

On Valentine's Day?

Funny GIF

View attachment 3493879


She's either out clubbing, wearing the skimpiest outfit to catch the attention of the city's biggest Chads


View attachment 3493909View attachment 3493916View attachment 3493921

Dancing with, and grinding on them all night, begging for their attention

View attachment 3493912


Or getting taken to the VIP section full of statusmaxxed athletes and local celebs

The one day of the year she can fully let go


View attachment 3493903
View attachment 3493928

We all know what happens next

There's only one possible outcome

Or did you seriously think she made all that effort and spent all that money just to look nice and go home alone? :lul:

View attachment 3493958

If she isn't out, she's certainly spent weeks, if not months, scouring top percentile suitors in her area.

Make no mistake, she's been getting DMs every week for years. Her options are plentiful, Instagram has made sure of it.

One DM from the right Chad and he has her reserved on Valentine's day

Sure, they might go for a fun drink or something nice to eat

View attachment 3493972View attachment 3493973View attachment 3493970

But you already know the score once the night comes to an end

Her whole social circle and orbiters will know about it too once she posts that shit online

View attachment 3493978View attachment 3493980View attachment 3493989




So what are your plans?

Are you gonna try go out to the club and approach?
Are you gonna stand there like a clown with a drink, dancing on the spot surrounded by your incel friends pretending you're having a good time? :forcedsmile:

View attachment 3493994

You think these girls came out here looking for someone like you?

View attachment 3493996

Listen bro, you're doing well at the gym. You're close to breaking that PR, keep at it man.

Maybe try again next year when you're jacked. Feb 14th 2026 is surely the one. It's gonna be different next year.

It's time to lock in, focus on yourself.

There's gonna come a time where you accept that this life isn't for you. Sometimes the juice simply isn't worth the squeeze.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II just came out and the ratings are insane. Treat yourself, there's way more to this life than women

Order some food and relax, you deserve it
what if i am going out to slay ltbs
 
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She's literally shaking her ass to skinny manlet ethnic fag:feelskek:
Can't even blackpill right mahercuck porn fried ops brain:feelskek:
 
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let me go to the gym for an all day session and check if this is true. i will be checking the showers and lockers to make sure they're not hosting orgies there with chad(s)
 
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Will have plans on February 14th.

Zero exceptions, believe me.

Your oneitis

Your ex

Your gym crush

Your work crush

The girls you matched on hinge

The cute cashier who gave you an "IOI" :forcedsmile:

Did you really think, in 2025, any HTB+ is finna be sitting at home wishing she had a date or a party to go to? Doomscrolling Tik Tok or Instagram wishing she wasn't such a fucking loser?

On Valentine's Day?

Funny GIF

View attachment 3493879


She's either out clubbing, wearing the skimpiest outfit to catch the attention of the city's biggest Chads


View attachment 3493909View attachment 3493916View attachment 3493921

Dancing with, and grinding on them all night, begging for their attention

View attachment 3493912


Or getting taken to the VIP section full of statusmaxxed athletes and local celebs

The one day of the year she can fully let go


View attachment 3493903
View attachment 3493928

We all know what happens next

There's only one possible outcome

Or did you seriously think she made all that effort and spent all that money just to look nice and go home alone? :lul:

View attachment 3493958

If she isn't out, she's certainly spent weeks, if not months, scouring top percentile suitors in her area.

Make no mistake, she's been getting DMs every week for years. Her options are plentiful, Instagram has made sure of it.

One DM from the right Chad and he has her reserved on Valentine's day

Sure, they might go for a fun drink or something nice to eat

View attachment 3493972View attachment 3493973View attachment 3493970

But you already know the score once the night comes to an end

Her whole social circle and orbiters will know about it too once she posts that shit online

View attachment 3493978View attachment 3493980View attachment 3493989




So what are your plans?

Are you gonna try go out to the club and approach?
Are you gonna stand there like a clown with a drink, dancing on the spot surrounded by your incel friends pretending you're having a good time? :forcedsmile:

View attachment 3493994

You think these girls came out here looking for someone like you?

View attachment 3493996

Listen bro, you're doing well at the gym. You're close to breaking that PR, keep at it man.

Maybe try again next year when you're jacked. Feb 14th 2026 is surely the one. It's gonna be different next year.

It's time to lock in, focus on yourself.

There's gonna come a time where you accept that this life isn't for you. Sometimes the juice simply isn't worth the squeeze.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II just came out and the ratings are insane. Treat yourself, there's way more to this life than women

Order some food and relax, you deserve it
what if im going out tommorow to slay JB ltb-s
 
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Cucked post
 
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Your club gigachad everybody :feelskek:oh my look at nw55 norse god how will I live:feelskek:
 
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Average BP forum poster thinks his oneitis goes home alone every night just like he does...

His oneitis will post IG stories of carpet burns on both her knees thinking 'she just fell over' jfl.
 
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200w
 
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Did anyone think otherwise
 
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that's why you send your ex a long sorry at 3AM the night before then around afternoon the day of post a story with a paid actress
 
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takeaway and rot tomorrow night :Comfy:
 
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Will have plans on February 14th.

Zero exceptions, believe me.

Your oneitis

Your ex

Your gym crush

Your work crush

The girls you matched on hinge

The cute cashier who gave you an "IOI" :forcedsmile:

Did you really think, in 2025, any HTB+ is finna be sitting at home wishing she had a date or a party to go to? Doomscrolling Tik Tok or Instagram wishing she wasn't such a fucking loser?

On Valentine's Day?

Funny GIF

View attachment 3493879


She's either out clubbing, wearing the skimpiest outfit to catch the attention of the city's biggest Chads


View attachment 3493909View attachment 3493916View attachment 3493921

Dancing with, and grinding on them all night, begging for their attention

View attachment 3493912


Or getting taken to the VIP section full of statusmaxxed athletes and local celebs

The one day of the year she can fully let go


View attachment 3493903
View attachment 3493928

We all know what happens next

There's only one possible outcome

Or did you seriously think she made all that effort and spent all that money just to look nice and go home alone? :lul:

View attachment 3493958

If she isn't out, she's certainly spent weeks, if not months, scouring top percentile suitors in her area.

Make no mistake, she's been getting DMs every week for years. Her options are plentiful, Instagram has made sure of it.

One DM from the right Chad and he has her reserved on Valentine's day

Sure, they might go for a fun drink or something nice to eat

View attachment 3493972View attachment 3493973View attachment 3493970

But you already know the score once the night comes to an end

Her whole social circle and orbiters will know about it too once she posts that shit online

View attachment 3493978View attachment 3493980View attachment 3493989




So what are your plans?

Are you gonna try go out to the club and approach?
Are you gonna stand there like a clown with a drink, dancing on the spot surrounded by your incel friends pretending you're having a good time? :forcedsmile:

View attachment 3493994

You think these girls came out here looking for someone like you?

View attachment 3493996

Listen bro, you're doing well at the gym. You're close to breaking that PR, keep at it man.

Maybe try again next year when you're jacked. Feb 14th 2026 is surely the one. It's gonna be different next year.

It's time to lock in, focus on yourself.

There's gonna come a time where you accept that this life isn't for you. Sometimes the juice simply isn't worth the squeeze.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II just came out and the ratings are insane. Treat yourself, there's way more to this life than women

Order some food and relax, you deserve it
ALL ROADS LEAD BACK TO "MUH UK CLUB" in your mind. Absolutely distorted view of the world.

Funny thread nonetheless

Michael Jordan Reaction GIF
 
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