Every softmax ever (gtfih before surgery)

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If youve done all of these its pretty much over. Get the needle or book a flight. Only including semi-proven looksmaxxes (meaning they should at least work in theory) and not random bullshit pseudoscience i see in looksmaxxing section


1. eyelashmaxxing/eyebrowmaxxing
Some ways can include dermarollling, dying, eyelash/eyebrow transplants, T3, tattooing, mascara, eyeliner, sharpie on eyebrows, eyelash serum, eyelash curling

Will give you a huge eye area halo

2. Skinmaxxing
Tret, diet, sunscreen, dermarolling, tattooing over scars/hyperpigmentation, chemical peels, melanotan, light concealer

Skinmaxxing wont give a significant halo unless you have glass skin thats tan

3. Hollowness
Lemonbottle (dont be retarded with this shit or you will deform yourself), just losing weight, limit salt intake

Can give slight halo but dont overdo or you will look like you have autism

4. Jaw
Chewing (massage your massateers after), electrical stimulation (has been shown to grow bone in a study done on adults, the electrical device was implanted however and was running all the time), test megadosing, fillers

Huge halo

5. Muscle
Roids, hormones, insulin and other peptides, calisthenics, creatine , bulking/cutting
(Im not a coping gymcel so theres probably more u can do but this is all u rlly need tbh)

Huge halo if u have the height and frame

6. Hair
Dermarolling, powder, minoxidil, dying, perm, t3

Can be a huge halo if u have good hair

7.Style
just dress good nga
Not rlly a halo unless u dress different from normies

8. Fragrance
Showering, deodorant, fragrance, natural oils, pheromones, gut health, asswholemaxxing (just washing your asswhole once a week so you dont smell like shit crumbs), shave pubes and armpits

Underrated halo

9. Hooding
Fat grafts (idk if this counts), vollufiline

Not rlly a halo unless u already have hunter eyes

10. Eye color
Stroma, contacts please dont try anything on this forum besides stroma and contacts i heard some retards advising putting kojic acid and hydroquinone on your eyes jfl

Huge halo

11. Voice
Test megadose, surgery (not rlly a softmax but idc this area is limited),

12. Nt
Ashwaganda megadose (will make you feel slightly high), not going to advise hard drugs but im not not going to advise hard drugs, crash out, use a whipit

Huge halo

13. Accessories
Gay shit like earrings, glamorous belts n shit Fake iced out chains
Attracts jbs

14. Height
Stretching, lifts, shoes, foot implants, wear shorts people say i look 6’4 with shorts on for some reason

15. Low iq
Narcotics
 
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0, but will like and bump for the effort. Keep it up.
 
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none of this for ur height btw
6'5 is average for white zoomers
6'8 or rope
 
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Roids is a looksmin.

you need roids its over
 
You can also yell max for voice (I think)
 
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Half of these are surgeries :feelskek:
 
dnr
 
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dogshit water thread
 
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If youve done all of these its pretty much over. Get the needle or book a flight. Only including semi-proven looksmaxxes (meaning they should at least work in theory) and not random bullshit pseudoscience i see in looksmaxxing section


1. eyelashmaxxing/eyebrowmaxxing
Some ways can include dermarollling, dying, eyelash/eyebrow transplants, T3, tattooing, mascara, eyeliner, sharpie on eyebrows, eyelash serum, eyelash curling

Will give you a huge eye area halo

2. Skinmaxxing
Tret, diet, sunscreen, dermarolling, tattooing over scars/hyperpigmentation, chemical peels, melanotan, light concealer

Skinmaxxing wont give a significant halo unless you have glass skin thats tan

3. Hollowness
Lemonbottle (dont be retarded with this shit or you will deform yourself), just losing weight, limit salt intake

Can give slight halo but dont overdo or you will look like you have autism

4. Jaw
Chewing (massage your massateers after), electrical stimulation (has been shown to grow bone in a study done on adults, the electrical device was implanted however and was running all the time), test megadosing, fillers

Huge halo

5. Muscle
Roids, hormones, insulin and other peptides, calisthenics, creatine , bulking/cutting
(Im not a coping gymcel so theres probably more u can do but this is all u rlly need tbh)

Huge halo if u have the height and frame

6. Hair
Dermarolling, powder, minoxidil, dying, perm, t3

Can be a huge halo if u have good hair

7.Style
just dress good nga
Not rlly a halo unless u dress different from normies

8. Fragrance
Showering, deodorant, fragrance, natural oils, pheromones, gut health, asswholemaxxing (just washing your asswhole once a week so you dont smell like shit crumbs), shave pubes and armpits

Underrated halo

9. Hooding
Fat grafts (idk if this counts), vollufiline

Not rlly a halo unless u already have hunter eyes

10. Eye color
Stroma, contacts please dont try anything on this forum besides stroma and contacts i heard some retards advising putting kojic acid and hydroquinone on your eyes jfl

Huge halo

11. Voice
Test megadose, surgery (not rlly a softmax but idc this area is limited),

12. Nt
Ashwaganda megadose (will make you feel slightly high), not going to advise hard drugs but im not not going to advise hard drugs, crash out, use a whipit

Huge halo

13. Accessories
Gay shit like earrings, glamorous belts n shit Fake iced out chains
Attracts jbs

14. Height
Stretching, lifts, shoes, foot implants, wear shorts people say i look 6’4 with shorts on for some reason

15. Low iq
Narcotics
Good thread
 
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kill urself water nigga
 
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water nigga
IMG 4049
 
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your username deminds me of when i used to scooter as a kid haha good times
 
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troma, contacts please dont try anything on this forum besides stroma and con
If youve done all of these its pretty much over. Get the needle or book a flight. Only including semi-proven looksmaxxes (meaning they should at least work in theory) and not random bullshit pseudoscience i see in looksmaxxing section


1. eyelashmaxxing/eyebrowmaxxing
Some ways can include dermarollling, dying, eyelash/eyebrow transplants, T3, tattooing, mascara, eyeliner, sharpie on eyebrows, eyelash serum, eyelash curling

Will give you a huge eye area halo

2. Skinmaxxing
Tret, diet, sunscreen, dermarolling, tattooing over scars/hyperpigmentation, chemical peels, melanotan, light concealer

Skinmaxxing wont give a significant halo unless you have glass skin thats tan

3. Hollowness
Lemonbottle (dont be retarded with this shit or you will deform yourself), just losing weight, limit salt intake

Can give slight halo but dont overdo or you will look like you have autism

4. Jaw
Chewing (massage your massateers after), electrical stimulation (has been shown to grow bone in a study done on adults, the electrical device was implanted however and was running all the time), test megadosing, fillers

Huge halo

5. Muscle
Roids, hormones, insulin and other peptides, calisthenics, creatine , bulking/cutting
(Im not a coping gymcel so theres probably more u can do but this is all u rlly need tbh)

Huge halo if u have the height and frame

6. Hair
Dermarolling, powder, minoxidil, dying, perm, t3

Can be a huge halo if u have good hair

7.Style
just dress good nga
Not rlly a halo unless u dress different from normies

8. Fragrance
Showering, deodorant, fragrance, natural oils, pheromones, gut health, asswholemaxxing (just washing your asswhole once a week so you dont smell like shit crumbs), shave pubes and armpits

Underrated halo

9. Hooding
Fat grafts (idk if this counts), vollufiline

Not rlly a halo unless u already have hunter eyes

10. Eye color
Stroma, contacts please dont try anything on this forum besides stroma and contacts i heard some retards advising putting kojic acid and hydroquinone on your eyes jfl

Huge halo

11. Voice
Test megadose, surgery (not rlly a softmax but idc this area is limited),

12. Nt
Ashwaganda megadose (will make you feel slightly high), not going to advise hard drugs but im not not going to advise hard drugs, crash out, use a whipit

Huge halo

13. Accessories
Gay shit like earrings, glamorous belts n shit Fake iced out chains
Attracts jbs

14. Height
Stretching, lifts, shoes, foot implants, wear shorts people say i look 6’4 with shorts on for some reason

15. Low iq
Narcotics
isnt stretching cope
 
or just eat beef and chew hard
 
how do you train your jaw,like what exactly do you chew and for how long
Mastic gum, i also know a brand that sells good gum that tastes good u can chew so pm me
 
Why do greys always make water compilation threads
 
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