every time someone says i look like cookie king

[valentine]

i lose 5 years off my lifespan

 

[Petsmart]

When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

 

[otal_duu]

i lose 5 years off my lifespan

The vkei-ification ofcookie king

 

[valentine]

The vkei-ification ofcookie king

the fact hes copying my hair recently doesnt help i even met bimaxlaser irl he said i look like cookieking

 

[otal_duu]

the fact hes copying my hair recently doesnt help i even met bimaxlaser irl he said i look like cookieking

@BimaxLaser w ho mogs? u or @valentine

 

[valentine]

@BimaxLaser w ho mogs? u or @valentine

thats lowkey weird to ask lmao

 

[otal_duu]

thats lowkey weird to ask lmao

sjrry i m drunk jfl

 

[RXnd]

People irl

The vkei-ification ofcookie king

 

[RXnd]

sjrry i m drunk jfl

Subhuman drinker, go eat a baguette yo

 

[valentine]

People irl

this is killing me

 

[valentine]

Subhuman drinker, go eat a baguette yo

church of ai

 

[RXnd]

this is killing me

sybau

 

[otal_duu]

Subhuman drinker, go eat a baguette yo

suce mon bite espèce de sale pute

 

[valentine]

tell me where our time went and if it was time well spent

 

[RXnd]

suce mon bite espèce de sale pute

Accidentally put that into Google instead of Google translate not saying what I just saw

 

[otal_duu]

tell me where our time went and if it was time well spent

jusr dont let me fall asleep feleing empty again

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Dms

 

[valentine]

jusr dont let me fall asleep feleing empty again

d1ll0n l4th4m

 

[valentine]

Dms

for what

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

for what

Show your face

 

[Mosh12]

for what

Don’t trust him
Hell leak your photos

 

[valentine]

Show your face

its in one of my recent threads

 

[HostSamurai]

You don't IMO.

 

[valentine]

Don’t trust him
Hell leak your photos

my face is already on the forum

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

its in one of my recent threads

You look like how i expected but a bit older

 

[Mosh12]

my face is already on the forum

Still be careful

 

[valentine]

You look like how i expected but a bit older

i look too old for my age

 

[valentine]

You look like how i expected but a bit older

do i look like him tho

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

do i look like him tho

A little

 

[valentine]

A little

rate

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

rate

Mtn

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Mtn

Nigga what the FUCK are you doing with your hair btw

 

[valentine]

Nigga what the FUCK are you doing with your hair btw

thats fine if you dont like it

 

[Amin]

sorry gang my fault

 

[valentine]

sorry gang my fault

its ok

 

[BimaxLaser]

the fact hes copying my hair recently doesnt help i even met bimaxlaser irl he said i look like cookieking

Nigga no I did not

 

[valentine]

Nigga no I did not

why are u lying what the hell

 

[BimaxLaser]

why are u lying what the hell

Felt silly