Every way to ascend as a ethnic ranked (from a ethnic guru) (melasyl included)

[pandamonium]

Ive been looksmaxxing for about 5 years as a ethnic im 18 been doing it since 13 and know my way around it so lemme tell u what works and doesnt work before u waste ur money

Theres other shit i tried this is all i can remember so reply if u have any more things u want me to review

1) vitamin c
5/10
if you got sunburnt or some shit its good but otherwise it wont lighten your skin. The best it can do is give you a temporary glow due to the exfoliating effects

Not worth it imo

2) kojic acid
5.5/10
Better than vitamin c but still sucks if you want to lighten your skin permanently

Not worth it

3) melasyl
6/10
Better than kojic acid but doesnt permanently make you lighter and doesnt even make u lighter it just makes your skin brighter temporarily

Definitely Not worth it since i spent like 120 dollars for the kit alone

4) hydroquinone
5/10
Basically kojic acid with side effects. Slightly stronger than kojic acid but its not permanent and not that good anyways and ur darkness will come back. Also when i used it, it lightened my skin but only in patches, like i would have light spots on my face rather than evening it out or making my whole face lighter


Maybe worth it

5) diy eye lightening
1/10
Ik ethnics are typically lower iq (unless asian) but if u fall for this shit you are unredeemable. Acid is not meant to go in your eyes and especially acid that wont even work to make it lighter. Use kojic acid or hydroquinone for months u will get little to no results, how the fuck do u think it will then work for eyes when they contain more melanin and are more complex?

Dont even bother

6) dreads
Overrated af (see my last thread on this), will make you lose job opportunities, doesnt even have much appeal unless its to ghetto girls, and most niggas with “dreads” will never even get full dreads but just worms And get tired (from a niga who has dreads i felt like cutting em off when i started)

7/10
definitely better than having naps or other haircuts but it wont save u

7) curls
Before i got dreads i had regular curls 4A. (I used a perm so i got like 3B or 3A) they definitely have more widespread appeal then dreads but if a girl likes black guys then dreads have more appeal

7.5/10

8) wild growth hair oil
Didnt do shit for me, my hair grows naturaly fast but i barely had a difference if any at all. Dont fall for this jewish scam just use coconut oil and take care of ur hair

4/10

 

[NZb6Air]

Jarvis, ban this nigga

 

[Snoofy]

Water

 

[WanderingBurro]

Smh try harder.

 

[slim shady]

Melasyl only gets rid of hyperpigmentation doesn’t lighten skin

 

[Tallest person here]

can tell you are a non nt bum as soon as you said you got a perm to get your hair to 3c
nobody nt would do that, have you ever considered a test of some sorts?

 

[ascendedchad]

ethnic guru? wtf that