Everyday I wish I was Cristiano Ronaldo

[Uglybrazilian]

how can I cope with not being the biggest gigachad of all time

How can I cope with not having scored a bycicle kick goal on a champions league quarter-finals and being applauded by the rival crowd?



How can I cope with not having scored against Barca and asking for their fans to "calm down"??


How can I cope with not having scored a hat trick against Sweden on a knockout to the world cup?



How can I cope with not looking like this???

i cant take it anymore, i cant call myself a man with this nigga living in the same planet as me

 

[Uglybrazilian]

@6ft5manlet @Tyronecell is he top3 SMV of all time?

 

[Deleted member 1476]

mogs messi into the dust

 

[Gargantuan]

@6ft5manlet @Tyronecell is he top3 SMV of all time?

He's top 3 and he ain't 2 or 3.

 

[onnysk]

He's top 3 and he ain't 2 or 3.

4th?

 

[Deleted member 4430]

jfl

 

[Deleted member 8919]

mbappe mogs

 

[Mastermind]

Status halo'd a lot lookswise he is mogged by the average male model

Girls would never assume this guy is a catchfish or something (if he had no status).

 

[Deleted member 5698]

Status halo'd a lot lookswise he is mogged by the average male model

 

[Deleted member 5698]

Lots of players mog cristiano.

He looks like a cockroach compared to giroud or Mario gomez(german).

 

[Gargantuan]

Status halo'd a lot lookswise he is mogged by the average male model

Girls would never assume this guy is a catchfish or something (if he had no status).

PSL ≠ SMV
Sean O'Pry PSL-mogs Ronaldo, objectively speaking, but Ronaldo has FAR more SMV & appeal.

 

[Deleted member 5818]

mogged by baldcel zidane

 

[Tyronecell]

Biggest looksmaxxer in history too

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Biggest looksmaxxer in history too

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just get a haircut theory

 

[Deleted member 9819]

MOGGED

 

[zaynbrah]

how can I cope with not being the biggest gigachad of all time
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How can I cope with not having scored a bycicle kick goal on a champions league quarter-finals and being applauded by the rival crowd?



How can I cope with not having scored against Barca and asking for their fans to "calm down"??


How can I cope with not having scored a hat trick against Sweden on a knockout to the world cup?



How can I cope with not looking like this???
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i cant take it anymore, i cant call myself a man with this nigga living in the same planet as me

hes an exotic chad tbh, like 6.25 psl imo plus tall and shredded to top it off

 

[Deleted member 10987]

mbappe mogs

He is literally considered like a sperg autist in france

 

[Deleted member 10987]

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mogged by baldcel zidane

Bald bvll
Zidane is a chad and looked like PSL model when young

 

[onnysk]

MOGGED
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wtf Messi outjumped Ronaldo