Jack Black
Legend of the Rent Free
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I look so much like Jack Black in real life, I can never escape him. Even if I wanted to I will always be compared to the human form of a pig known as Jack Black for my face alone, it doesn't matter if I am chubby or not.
Looking like Jack Black isn't even the route of the problem, its the reputation Jack Black has for being the morbidly obese subhuman who is used as the butt of the joke for every movie he is in. Does Jack Black have no dignity left, his cash cowing has destroyed my life. Because of my face everyone will always be reminded of the walking planet known as Jack Black who has probably never spent a day without a candy bar in every pocket he has.
HEY BRO DID YOU WATCH GOOSEBUMPS THE FILM WHERE SOME GHOSTS COME TO HAUNT JACK BLACK BECAUSE HE STOLE A FRIDGE FROM A HAUNTED HOUSE!!!! WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THESE FILTH SCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE HE CANT EVEN FIT THROUGH THE FREAKING GATE TO ESCAPE THE ZOMBIES!!!!! THIS IS JUST MORE PROOF THAT THESE MOVIES SCRIPTS LITERALLY REVOLVE AROUND THE FACT JACK BLACK IS THE FATTEST THING SEEN TO DATE!!!!!!
WHY CAN'T HE GO BACK TO MAKING MOVIES THAT HAD LESS OF A BUDGET LIKE NACHO LIBRE OR SCHOOL OF ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM FED UP MOVIE STUDIOS SENDING JACK BLACK CONTRACT DEMANDING HE WEIGHS BETWEEN 300-400LBS TO PLAY THE SAME FAT SUBHUMAN IN THE MOVIE SO THEY CAN REVOLVE THE MOVIE PLOT AROUND THE FACT THAT HE IS THE FATTEST THING TO HAVE EVER WALKED THIS EARTH!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY JACK BLACK BECAUSE ALL I SEE YOU CARING ABOUT IS BEING PAID FOR LOOKING LIKE THE HUMAN FORM OF A PIG!!!!!!!!!!
EVERY SINGLE MOVIE HE IS MOGGED SO HARD!!!! THE ONLY REASON THEY CAST JACK BLACK IS BECAUSE ANYONE IN COMPARISON TO THIS FAT PIECE OF CRAP WILL LOOK SO MUCH BETTER!!!!
TRASH AFTER TRASH MOVIE WITH EVERY PLOT THE SAME WITH JACK BLACK EITHER EATING EVERYTHING OR SLOWING THE CAST DOWN FROM ESCAPING SOME KIND OF MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEVER SEE MYSELF LEAVING THIS HORRIBLE FORUM, I AM STUCK HERE ETERNALLY WRITING POSTS ABOUT JACK BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking like Jack Black isn't even the route of the problem, its the reputation Jack Black has for being the morbidly obese subhuman who is used as the butt of the joke for every movie he is in. Does Jack Black have no dignity left, his cash cowing has destroyed my life. Because of my face everyone will always be reminded of the walking planet known as Jack Black who has probably never spent a day without a candy bar in every pocket he has.
HEY BRO DID YOU WATCH GOOSEBUMPS THE FILM WHERE SOME GHOSTS COME TO HAUNT JACK BLACK BECAUSE HE STOLE A FRIDGE FROM A HAUNTED HOUSE!!!! WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THESE FILTH SCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE HE CANT EVEN FIT THROUGH THE FREAKING GATE TO ESCAPE THE ZOMBIES!!!!! THIS IS JUST MORE PROOF THAT THESE MOVIES SCRIPTS LITERALLY REVOLVE AROUND THE FACT JACK BLACK IS THE FATTEST THING SEEN TO DATE!!!!!!
WHY CAN'T HE GO BACK TO MAKING MOVIES THAT HAD LESS OF A BUDGET LIKE NACHO LIBRE OR SCHOOL OF ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM FED UP MOVIE STUDIOS SENDING JACK BLACK CONTRACT DEMANDING HE WEIGHS BETWEEN 300-400LBS TO PLAY THE SAME FAT SUBHUMAN IN THE MOVIE SO THEY CAN REVOLVE THE MOVIE PLOT AROUND THE FACT THAT HE IS THE FATTEST THING TO HAVE EVER WALKED THIS EARTH!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY JACK BLACK BECAUSE ALL I SEE YOU CARING ABOUT IS BEING PAID FOR LOOKING LIKE THE HUMAN FORM OF A PIG!!!!!!!!!!
EVERY SINGLE MOVIE HE IS MOGGED SO HARD!!!! THE ONLY REASON THEY CAST JACK BLACK IS BECAUSE ANYONE IN COMPARISON TO THIS FAT PIECE OF CRAP WILL LOOK SO MUCH BETTER!!!!
TRASH AFTER TRASH MOVIE WITH EVERY PLOT THE SAME WITH JACK BLACK EITHER EATING EVERYTHING OR SLOWING THE CAST DOWN FROM ESCAPING SOME KIND OF MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEVER SEE MYSELF LEAVING THIS HORRIBLE FORUM, I AM STUCK HERE ETERNALLY WRITING POSTS ABOUT JACK BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
