BigJimsWornOutTires
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I've volunteered thousands of hours explaining how to better yourself and be more satisfying to a vagina eager to snatch your sperm with her fat creep (egg). I'd lectured countless threads, showing biological males that it didn't matter if they lacked my big penis; it wasn't over. We don't toss our damaged goods to the streets to be wasted. Garbagemaxxing is a thing. And our dumpster treasures are your girlfriends and wives of tomorrow. So you can find what you're looking for under my threads. I'll show you how to scoop up this trash at bars, dating apps, grocery stores, dog parks, gyms, yadda yadda. However, if you have a specific area or trait in mind, then perhaps one of the following users can further assist you.
Suppose facemaxxing is your primary goal, you want to visit @Nazi Germany He'll help you max your face with his high intellectual metaphors. Using mindboggling details, some in unknown languages, he illustrates step-by-step guidelines for making you into a Reichsleiter. Or at least have people believe you're buddies with one. And women love Nazis! Take a look at King Trump, dubbed POTUS, hence Wounded Head. The prosperous overlord has 34 felonies and represents white trash supremacy, like the employees at Fox News. His number one supporters are Chads and Stacies. The feller is in his 80s! Did you see his wife? Brutal. He knows what he's doing. And that is Nazimaxxing.
Isn't that white, Trojan Horse?
But if it's bodymaxxing you're solely interested in, check out @Vermilioncore . He demonstrates how to keep your skin suspiciously young, questionably tight, and underage inappropriate.
Presuming you're into passport bros and have a craving for shitholemaxxing, view @Lefty Rankin threads. He teaches you how to sneak into China, club a woman over her head, pack her into a suitcase, drag her back to the USA, and maidmax her. Having said that, you might want to view his video clips to appreciate his art. Lefty has a knack of showboating, though. But let's be honest. When you foolproof a technique and successfully accomplish the goal, wouldn't you brag just a little? It's human nature. And he's a real human being and not harboring inside man's flesh, awaiting Armageddon to commence. You can trust him!
Perfecting your mind can improve social behavior, which is a plus with wet pussy. Therefore, if your primary goal is to mindmax, view @not__cel important data. He'll teach you how to max research for a documentary by intelmaxxing others. Using his good cop technique, he grooms the target to share personal information. Then again, not all folks are easy to crack open. Isn't that right, @not__cel ?
In spite of that, if you're stuck inside a rainbow ideology and need to liberalmax with your heavily vaccinated ticking time bomb body, @forevergymcelling is the one to visit. Although, he uses the term 'girl' to describe a unique person. He's a slayer, alright. You can count on that!
Having an urgency to join a movement of sorts, perhaps trying to find your character, identitymaxxxing would be your box of cracker jacks. In this case, head on over to @2025cel threads to polish this trait.
Slacking in society is a culture in itself. Today, the most popular bums are online influencers. But a few rather keep a low profile. So if you're neetmaxxing incognito, visit @LTNUser for pointers.
The world coming to an end can break the ice with that special date resembling Wednesday Addams. So if doomsdaymaxxing is your passion, @LancasteR is your guy. I, too, specialize in this category, and so does @Imaloser7754 . Yet, Lanny also shows you how to Christianmax and that's the ultimate level in my eyes.
With the rape of AI upon us, even Trump's getting his beak wet in this shit, coding parasites just can't get enough. This brings us to enslavementmaxxing. And what better communist agent to lead the way than @noodlelover .
Vanity is a motherfucker. And some moids have no desire to facemax or even bodymax, they're satisfied with their appearance. Coolbeanmax is your spot. @got.daim will motivate you to not give a fuck.
Handicapmaxxing is also a thing, especially if you have an odd digit like @notsocommonthumb . Poor "real guy" was given a bump for a thumb. So sad. He (
) has my sincerest sympathy, but not all of it! And that's because of the next motivator.There are niggas who'd rather avoid heavy lifting and expensive plastic surgery, and their minds aren't equipped for TLDR material, but they still have a hunger for a vagina to spit on and punch. So if girlfriendmaxxing is your Moe, @BrendioEEE is the expert in this field. He'll train you to get a girlfriend and share with her your hate content and white supremacy threads. But warning, several of his tutors might trigger sympathy. Keep your head high when viewing his!
Despite all of that, if you want to creepmax, I got bad news. Those selfish users don't share their material with the public because they're fucking creeps. Besides, don't be a loser like them.
In conclusion, this forum is misleading. I would explain more, but I rather not. Knowing many of you are bored shitless starving for clout, I'll keep this knowledge to myself for your own good. But if you need a clue, go through my threads and find the ones without any comments from other users. You'll then get an idea of the group we're dealing with. HINT:
substance barnacles.
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