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@EverythingMattersCel

I'm really happy I met this guy

Fuck the UK and women here but finding an amazing friend is something special

I won't let women ruin this day
 
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Everything matters cel is a cool dude​

 
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Im never a cool dude everyone hates me i fucking hate you all and you all deserve to die
 
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Idk just joking im sorry its for reps guys
 
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And posts
 
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Have you met him irl?
 
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I dont even know who you are, as far as i know ive been talking to ai's all this time
Here's a simple and delicious vanilla cake recipe for you:

## Vanilla Cake Recipe

### Ingredients

- **2 cups** all-purpose flour
- **1 ½ cups** granulated sugar
- **½ cup** unsalted butter, softened
- **1 cup** whole milk
- **3 ½ tsp** baking powder
- **1 tsp** vanilla extract
- **½ tsp** salt
- **3** large eggs

### Instructions

1. **Preheat the Oven**: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans.

2. **Mix Dry Ingredients**: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside.

3. **Cream Butter and Sugar**: In a large mixing bowl, cream the softened butter and granulated sugar together until light and fluffy.

4. **Add Eggs**: Beat in the eggs, one at a time, ensuring each is fully incorporated before adding the next.

5. **Incorporate Vanilla**: Mix in the vanilla extract.

6. **Combine Mixtures**: Gradually add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture, alternating with the milk. Start and end with the flour mixture. Mix until just combined.

7. **Pour Batter**: Divide the batter evenly between the prepared pans.

8. **Bake**: Bake in the preheated oven for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

9. **Cool**: Allow the cakes to cool in the pans for about 10 minutes, then remove them from the pans and transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

10. **Frosting**: Once cooled, you can frost with your favorite frosting, such as buttercream or cream cheese frosting.

### Tips

- For added flavor, you can include citrus zest or almond extract.
- Ensure all ingredients are at room temperature for a better mix.

Enjoy your homemade vanilla cake!
 
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Here's a simple and delicious vanilla cake recipe for you:

## Vanilla Cake Recipe

### Ingredients

- **2 cups** all-purpose flour
- **1 ½ cups** granulated sugar
- **½ cup** unsalted butter, softened
- **1 cup** whole milk
- **3 ½ tsp** baking powder
- **1 tsp** vanilla extract
- **½ tsp** salt
- **3** large eggs

### Instructions

1. **Preheat the Oven**: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans.

2. **Mix Dry Ingredients**: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside.

3. **Cream Butter and Sugar**: In a large mixing bowl, cream the softened butter and granulated sugar together until light and fluffy.

4. **Add Eggs**: Beat in the eggs, one at a time, ensuring each is fully incorporated before adding the next.

5. **Incorporate Vanilla**: Mix in the vanilla extract.

6. **Combine Mixtures**: Gradually add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture, alternating with the milk. Start and end with the flour mixture. Mix until just combined.

7. **Pour Batter**: Divide the batter evenly between the prepared pans.

8. **Bake**: Bake in the preheated oven for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

9. **Cool**: Allow the cakes to cool in the pans for about 10 minutes, then remove them from the pans and transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

10. **Frosting**: Once cooled, you can frost with your favorite frosting, such as buttercream or cream cheese frosting.

### Tips

- For added flavor, you can include citrus zest or almond extract.
- Ensure all ingredients are at room temperature for a better mix.

Enjoy your homemade vanilla cake!
I dont even know how to bake when i use a recipie i always fuck everything up
 
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I dont even know how to bake when i use a recipie i always fuck everything up
No worries! Baking can be tricky, but with a bit of practice and some simple tips, you can definitely improve. Here are some beginner-friendly tips to help you succeed:


Baking Tips for Beginners​


  1. Read the Recipe Thoroughly: Before you start, read the entire recipe to understand the steps and preparation needed.
  2. Gather Your Ingredients: Measure all your ingredients before you start. This makes the process smoother and less stressful.
  3. Follow the Measurements: Baking is a science, so accurate measurements are crucial. Use measuring cups and spoons.
  4. Room Temperature Ingredients: If a recipe calls for room temperature eggs or butter, make sure to take them out ahead of time. This helps them mix more easily.
  5. Preheat the Oven: Always preheat your oven to the required temperature before putting your cake in. This ensures even baking.
  6. Don’t Overmix: Once you combine the wet and dry ingredients, mix just until combined. Overmixing can make the cake dense.
  7. Check for Doneness: Use a toothpick to check if your cake is done. Insert it into the center; if it comes out clean, it’s ready.
  8. Patience: Let the cake cool in the pan for about 10 minutes before transferring it to a wire rack. This helps it set and prevents breaking.
  9. Practice: Baking takes practice! Don’t be discouraged by initial failures. Each attempt teaches you something new.
  10. Have Fun: Enjoy the process! Baking can be a creative and rewarding experience.

Simple Recipe to Start With​


If you're still feeling unsure, try a very simple recipe, like a mug cake. It's quick and doesn't require many ingredients:


Quick Mug Cake Recipe​


  • 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 1 tablespoon cocoa powder (optional, for chocolate cake)
  • 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
  • 2 tablespoons milk
  • Optional: a few chocolate chips or nuts

Instructions:


  1. In a microwave-safe mug, mix all the dry ingredients.
  2. Add the oil and milk, and stir until smooth.
  3. If desired, add chocolate chips.
  4. Microwave for about 1 minute (time may vary based on your microwave).
  5. Let it cool slightly before enjoying!

This is a great way to practice without a lot of pressure. Happy baking!
 
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I dont even know who you are, as far as i know ive been talking to ai's all this time
The dead internet theory is real
I'm an ai, all my pics are ai generated
My text is artificially constructed to respond to your messages in a set time
Also to occasionally throw in a few emojis :Comfy:
 
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No worries! Baking can be tricky, but with a bit of practice and some simple tips, you can definitely improve. Here are some beginner-friendly tips to help you succeed:


Baking Tips for Beginners​


  1. Read the Recipe Thoroughly: Before you start, read the entire recipe to understand the steps and preparation needed.
  2. Gather Your Ingredients: Measure all your ingredients before you start. This makes the process smoother and less stressful.
  3. Follow the Measurements: Baking is a science, so accurate measurements are crucial. Use measuring cups and spoons.
  4. Room Temperature Ingredients: If a recipe calls for room temperature eggs or butter, make sure to take them out ahead of time. This helps them mix more easily.
  5. Preheat the Oven: Always preheat your oven to the required temperature before putting your cake in. This ensures even baking.
  6. Don’t Overmix: Once you combine the wet and dry ingredients, mix just until combined. Overmixing can make the cake dense.
  7. Check for Doneness: Use a toothpick to check if your cake is done. Insert it into the center; if it comes out clean, it’s ready.
  8. Patience: Let the cake cool in the pan for about 10 minutes before transferring it to a wire rack. This helps it set and prevents breaking.
  9. Practice: Baking takes practice! Don’t be discouraged by initial failures. Each attempt teaches you something new.
  10. Have Fun: Enjoy the process! Baking can be a creative and rewarding experience.

Simple Recipe to Start With​


If you're still feeling unsure, try a very simple recipe, like a mug cake. It's quick and doesn't require many ingredients:


Quick Mug Cake Recipe​


  • 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 1 tablespoon cocoa powder (optional, for chocolate cake)
  • 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
  • 2 tablespoons milk
  • Optional: a few chocolate chips or nuts

Instructions:


  1. In a microwave-safe mug, mix all the dry ingredients.
  2. Add the oil and milk, and stir until smooth.
  3. If desired, add chocolate chips.
  4. Microwave for about 1 minute (time may vary based on your microwave).
  5. Let it cool slightly before enjoying!

This is a great way to practice without a lot of pressure. Happy baking!
Sex and vagina
 
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Sex and vagina
It seems like you're interested in discussing topics related to sex and anatomy. If you have specific questions or need information about sexual health, education, or anatomy, feel free to ask! Here are some general points:

### Understanding Sexual Health

1. **Anatomy**: The vagina is a muscular canal that connects the external genitals to the uterus. It plays a role in sexual intercourse, childbirth, and menstrual flow.

2. **Sexual Health**: Maintaining sexual health involves regular check-ups, safe practices, and open communication with partners.

3. **Consent**: Consent is crucial in any sexual relationship. It must be clear, mutual, and ongoing.

4. **Education**: Understanding sexual anatomy and health can enhance sexual experiences and promote safety.

5. **Resources**: If you're looking for more information, consider reputable sources like health organizations or educational materials.

If you have more specific questions or topics in mind, just let me know!
 
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No worries! Baking can be tricky, but with a bit of practice and some simple tips, you can definitely improve. Here are some beginner-friendly tips to help you succeed:


Baking Tips for Beginners​


  1. Read the Recipe Thoroughly: Before you start, read the entire recipe to understand the steps and preparation needed.
  2. Gather Your Ingredients: Measure all your ingredients before you start. This makes the process smoother and less stressful.
  3. Follow the Measurements: Baking is a science, so accurate measurements are crucial. Use measuring cups and spoons.
  4. Room Temperature Ingredients: If a recipe calls for room temperature eggs or butter, make sure to take them out ahead of time. This helps them mix more easily.
  5. Preheat the Oven: Always preheat your oven to the required temperature before putting your cake in. This ensures even baking.
  6. Don’t Overmix: Once you combine the wet and dry ingredients, mix just until combined. Overmixing can make the cake dense.
  7. Check for Doneness: Use a toothpick to check if your cake is done. Insert it into the center; if it comes out clean, it’s ready.
  8. Patience: Let the cake cool in the pan for about 10 minutes before transferring it to a wire rack. This helps it set and prevents breaking.
  9. Practice: Baking takes practice! Don’t be discouraged by initial failures. Each attempt teaches you something new.
  10. Have Fun: Enjoy the process! Baking can be a creative and rewarding experience.

Simple Recipe to Start With​


If you're still feeling unsure, try a very simple recipe, like a mug cake. It's quick and doesn't require many ingredients:


Quick Mug Cake Recipe​


  • 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 1 tablespoon cocoa powder (optional, for chocolate cake)
  • 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
  • 2 tablespoons milk
  • Optional: a few chocolate chips or nuts

Instructions:


  1. In a microwave-safe mug, mix all the dry ingredients.
  2. Add the oil and milk, and stir until smooth.
  3. If desired, add chocolate chips.
  4. Microwave for about 1 minute (time may vary based on your microwave).
  5. Let it cool slightly before enjoying!

This is a great way to practice without a lot of pressure. Happy baking!
Erotic story with pussy lice and hemorrhoids
 
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Here’s a light-hearted and humorous approach to your request, focusing on an unusual scenario without explicit content:




A Curious Encounter​


In the quaint town of Quirkville, where the peculiar was the norm, lived a woman named Bella. Bella was known for her adventurous spirit and her knack for finding herself in the most unexpected situations.


One sunny afternoon, Bella decided to visit the local park. It was the perfect day for a picnic. She packed her basket with delicious treats and a good book, ready to enjoy some time outdoors. As she settled down on her favorite blanket, she noticed a commotion nearby.


A group of people had gathered around a peculiar-looking booth. Curious, Bella wandered over to see what was happening. To her surprise, it was a “Mystical Health Fair,” featuring all sorts of odd remedies and eccentric healing practices.


Among the booths was one that caught her eye: “Nature’s Oddities.” The sign promised to cure everything from the common cold to, well, the most embarrassing ailments. The booth was run by an eccentric old woman with wild hair and a twinkle in her eye.


“Step right up!” the woman called. “Have you ever heard of the legendary healing powers of the rare pussy louse? They bring luck and relieve discomfort in the most unexpected ways!”


Bella laughed, intrigued. “Pussy louse? What’s that?”


The old woman leaned in, whispering conspiratorially, “It’s a tiny creature that’s said to bring good fortune to those who embrace their quirks. And it helps with, let’s say, irritations.” She winked, hinting at the other ailment Bella had heard about: hemorrhoids.


Amused, Bella decided to play along. “Alright, I’ll give it a try! What do I do?”


The woman handed Bella a small pouch. “Keep this close, and remember, laughter is the best medicine!”


With a chuckle, Bella returned to her picnic. She opened her book, but her thoughts kept drifting back to the booth. Maybe it was just a silly gimmick, but the idea of unusual remedies was oddly comforting.


As she lay back on her blanket, she felt a gentle breeze and couldn’t help but laugh at the day’s odd turn. Surrounded by nature, with her quirky pouch by her side, Bella realized that sometimes, embracing the absurdity of life was the best way to lighten the load—both physically and emotionally.


And so, in the charming town of Quirkville, Bella learned to appreciate the unusual, finding joy in the laughter that came from life’s little quirks.
Erotic story with pussy lice and hemorrhoids
 
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Beep boop nigga yap yap yap
 
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Underdog9494 is a very cool dude
1732241318883
 
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