Yahya
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Anti-DNRD spell
You will watch your oneitis get brutally railed by 3 tall ugly pakis and will remain sub1 for the rest of your life if you type DNRD DNR NOT A MOLECULE, you name it.I ) Victimization.
6:45AM - Monday June 24th 2024. Somewhere in the south of France.
> I wake up. Devastated.
> Today is the day.
> 5 months ago I decided to dodge a 0/20 in linear algebra by simply skipping the exam and going to the doctor.
> 5 months later I receive this e-mail:
> Dnrd a single quark of this bitch e-mail
> Ignore
> Remembers that I can't skip it again and that this shit counts for 33% of my final gpa
> If I fail. I'll be forced to work a slave dev for eternity and work as a part-time janitor at uni to buy myself some bread each month:
11:35AM - Monday June 24th 2024. ROOM 13.
> Today is the day.
> I get in the train like kikes back in the 40's, getting deported to their certain death.
> I enter the exam room. We're four students and one teacher.
> How we looked at each other:
> Bring it on, MathTeacher-senpai. I have accepted my fate.
OR SO HE THOUGHT....
II) VIOLATION.
PAUSE THE FIRST MUSIC AND PLAY THIS
> You thought I was gonna live like a filthy janitor that no one respects and stomps like a used condom ?
> *chuckles*
> Exam starts
> Bunch of hieroglyphs.
> I haven't studied a singular molecule for this exam.
> But no need to panic.
> Documents were allowed such as printed papers of the course and such. But I did not have that on me.
> So I call the teacher:
"Teacher Senpai ! Can I pwease use my phone to access the course :3 Pwetty pwease"
> I was so kawaii the teacher could not resist and said yes but that he was going to verify that I only use the course. (JFL I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS MF TO SAY YES HE'S GOATED)
> Phone in hand. I pretend to read the course for the most part of the exam to not be suspicious.
> 10 minutes before the end.
> Enter, ChatGPT :
> When I tell you that I R A P E D that paper with my pen.
> As Mr.GPT generated the plethora of mathematical rubbish, my hand was moving on it's own. Writing them down at damn near light speed.
> Finished the whole exam in 10 minutes but forget to add all the demonstration of how I got the result for the last exercise and only wrote down the result.
> Came up with some bullshit that I didn't have time and wrote the demonstration on a scrap paper, and apologized.
> I could see the distress on bro's face. Seeing me so confidently turn my paper and give it to the teacher. Smiling like the autistic retard I am. The proud retard.
As I leave the exam room, I look at the teacher one last time and tell him word for word:
"Thank you for allowing me to use my phone sir. It was of great aid. Farewell."
As I was leaving. I uncontrollably smiled, almost revealing my twisted nature to the teacher. I could feel his confused aura behind me.
Yahya.
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