Excuses for frauding curled lashes

[ronluk]

I have Distichiasis (Double Eyelashes) and Trichomegaly (abnormally long lashes) No Larp. Even though I have mogger length and density. Both bottom and top they are completely straight and it looks very ugly. I curled my lashes with petroleum oil and lash curler and instantly became a pharaoh camel mogger. Went to work that day the male coworkers were staring could overhear them talk about it. 4 iois from female coworkers that same day. On the way to work a cashier was flirting. and one LTB who never talked to me at work approached to get to know me. Problem is this looks absolutely ridiculously gay and I’m gonna keep on comming with faggot lashes as they increase my smv by 10x minimum. Can I Larp accutane+minoxidil made my lashes like that or genetics?

 

[i cant lie cant lie]

I have Distichiasis (Double Eyelashes) and Trichomegaly (abnormally long lashes) No Larp. Even though I have mogger length and density. Both bottom and top they are completely straight and it looks very ugly. I curled my lashes with petroleum oil and lash curler and instantly became a pharaoh camel mogger. Went to work that day the male coworkers were staring could overhear them talk about it. 4 iois from female coworkers that same day. On the way to work a cashier was flirting. and one LTB who never talked to me at work approached to get to know me. Problem is this looks absolutely ridiculously gay and I’m gonna keep on comming with faggot lashes as they increase my smv by 10x minimum. Can I Larp accutane+minoxidil made my lashes like that or genetics?

Yes

Also holy genes, 2 rare conditions

 

[ronluk]

Yes

Also holy genes, 2 rare conditions

They are a halo for sure. The double lashes mutation though has connections to bloating and swelling. I swell a lot and bloat bit so it’s a bit of a double edged sword but it is what it is. When I don’t have them curled I’ve only had people who are close up looking at one angle comment on it. And it’s usually wow dude you got long lashes. Once I curled them though, most people stared

 

[rogejumpee]

They are a halo for sure. The double lashes mutation though has connections to bloating and swelling. I swell a lot and bloat bit so it’s a bit of a double edged sword but it is what it is. When I don’t have them curled I’ve only had people who are close up looking at one angle comment on it. And it’s usually wow dude you got long lashes. Once I curled them though, most people stared

Can you like, post a photo of it?

 

[karmacita901]

excuses? Moggers dont need excuses.

'idk man i just took a real hot shower and the steam loosened my lashes bro. get good'

 

[ronluk]

excuses? Moggers dont need excuses.

'idk man i just took a real hot shower and the steam loosened my lashes bro. get good'

Unironically something I’d say. I would be a mogger in literally anywhere fucking else but I’m in chadinavia where I’m barely looked at as tall and get bone mogged by Dravidians and nordcucks. Drop me in Greece or France and I’m Chad

 

[Mawenix]

genetics?

I have Distichiasis (Double Eyelashes) and Trichomegaly (abnormally long lashes) No Larp. Even though I have mogger length and density. Both bottom and top they are completely straight and it looks very ugly. I curled my lashes with petroleum oil and lash curler and instantly became a pharaoh camel mogger. Went to work that day the male coworkers were staring could overhear them talk about it. 4 iois from female coworkers that same day. On the way to work a cashier was flirting. and one LTB who never talked to me at work approached to get to know me. Problem is this looks absolutely ridiculously gay and I’m gonna keep on comming with faggot lashes as they increase my smv by 10x minimum. Can I Larp accutane+minoxidil made my lashes like that or genetics?

Just say that you fixed your diet and hormones and they randomly started to become curled. Larp larp and larp, go NT and pretend like you don’t know anything about it, even joke sometimes like you hate how it looks but you think touching the eyelashes is gay. Try to as much as possible fit within gender stereotypes. Also, just say you are arab if you are one

 

[pethan]

I have Distichiasis (Double Eyelashes) and Trichomegaly (abnormally long lashes) No Larp. Even though I have mogger length and density. Both bottom and top they are completely straight and it looks very ugly. I curled my lashes with petroleum oil and lash curler and instantly became a pharaoh camel mogger. Went to work that day the male coworkers were staring could overhear them talk about it. 4 iois from female coworkers that same day. On the way to work a cashier was flirting. and one LTB who never talked to me at work approached to get to know me. Problem is this looks absolutely ridiculously gay and I’m gonna keep on comming with faggot lashes as they increase my smv by 10x minimum. Can I Larp accutane+minoxidil made my lashes like that or genetics?

Mirin, say you can't see properly without curling them or smth

 

[luiszygo]

I have Distichiasis (Double Eyelashes) and Trichomegaly (abnormally long lashes) No Larp. Even though I have mogger length and density. Both bottom and top they are completely straight and it looks very ugly. I curled my lashes with petroleum oil and lash curler and instantly became a pharaoh camel mogger. Went to work that day the male coworkers were staring could overhear them talk about it. 4 iois from female coworkers that same day. On the way to work a cashier was flirting. and one LTB who never talked to me at work approached to get to know me. Problem is this looks absolutely ridiculously gay and I’m gonna keep on comming with faggot lashes as they increase my smv by 10x minimum. Can I Larp accutane+minoxidil made my lashes like that or genetics?

whenever people accuse me of curling my eyelashes i just say they turned curly from puberty

 

[ronluk]

Just say that you fixed your diet and hormones and they randomly started to become curled. Larp larp and larp, go NT and pretend like you don’t know anything about it, even joke sometimes like you hate how it looks but you think touching the eyelashes is gay. Try to as much as possible fit within gender stereotypes. Also, just say you are arab if you are one

My race fits under the Arab umbrella for sure. Normie Whites can’t tell a nafri from an Iranian. Only slightly nd whites can tell