Explosive thunderclap banger headaches during ejaculation - THE FUCK IS THIS?

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This is new. And it's fucking brutal! It shoots up into your brain, exploding thunderclaps. You fall to the ground gripping your head. Ouchie mouchie!
 
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I used to have this. Didn't ejaculate for a month and it passed.
 
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Happy New year brother
 
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For a while after I ejaculated I’d randomly get cramps on my right leg innit

Tho it passed now somehow
 
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I used to have this. Didn't ejaculate for a month and it passed.
That's odd, same here. A few years back, I had them at random times. But lately, every fucking launch.
 
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Happy new Year Jim. :y'all:
And a freaky fucking Hello to 2025.
crazy horse wtf GIF
 
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Thank you
May u ascend to Gandy Heaven
Picture heaven as the sun. Picture your soul but an atom. Now see yourself entering the sun. Perhaps, you would like to find your loved ones and people you knew from the past, right? Good luck!
 
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Picture heaven as the sun. Picture your soul but an atom. Now see yourself entering the sun. Perhaps, you would like to find your loved ones and people you knew from the past, right? Good luck!
But I'm ugly
 
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We‘re all chasing toward Armageddon.
The only way this can be avoided is if China kneels and kiss our feet. And vice versa from China's perspective. Therefore, only one way to solve this.

May The Best Man Win Love GIF by NBC
 
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Here we go
 
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In case any of you believe I'm making this shit up, 'thunderclap,' come see:


bikini GIF
<—— yet THEY never have to experience it!

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF by IFC
 
When you saw the countdown to 2025, what were you thinking?
Ooooh, right... dox my ass. Hmm, countdown? Do you mean the one that happened two days ago?
 
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fear not, for even as you grip your head and mutter “ouchie mouchie” (a truly profound existential cry, by the way), you are engaging with something deep and meaningful despite its absurdity, isn’t that what life is all about?
 
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fear not, for even as you grip your head and mutter “ouchie mouchie” (a truly profound existential cry, by the way), you are engaging with something deep and meaningful despite its absurdity, isn’t that what life is all about?
I believe it's from not drinking enough water or, SOMETHING ELSE is warning me tick-tock, your heartbeats are about out
 
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Edging?
 
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When you ejaculate. As it begins, the sharp pain shoots from your ballsack up into your brain. As you're cumming, your head is POUNDING in severe pain. Thus, Thor's thunderclaps. You might find yourself on your knees pressing against your head with both of your hands as your gf, or booty call says, "Oh, fuck no! This is too fucking weird. Lose my number." She gets dressed and leaves.
 
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Happy new year!
 
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When you ejaculate. As it begins, the sharp pain shoots from your ballsack up into your brain. As you're cumming, your head is POUNDING in severe pain. Thus, Thor's thunderclaps. You might find yourself on your knees pressing against your head with both of your hands as your gf, or booty call says, "Oh, fuck no! This is too fucking weird. Lose my number." She gets dressed and leaves.
Confused Always Sunny GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Like this?

Why not edge then and take meds like adder-all ?
 
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Confused Always Sunny GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Why not edge then and take meds like adder-all ?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAY worst. Pressing against your head with both hands and all of your strength as if you're trying to crush your skull in.

Ah, yes, I'm about to become SOMETHING ELSE. That fucking brain thing when I was a kid has come back to prepare me for the Sun... or Jupiter. But it better not be a fucking moon!
 
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