pandamonium
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tiktok shop looksmaxxing is a joke. Along with tiktok looksmaxxing jn general tbh. But 99% of the products are either
- pseudoscience
- dont work at all
- dangerous
- overpriced
- will take 5 weeks to actually be delivered
Or a combination of any of the above
Lets start with this
Bought this choco musk shit
Its actually one of the most disgusting smells ive ever smelled in my life it smells like a failed attempt at homemade cologne
You unironicaly will probably smell better making this shit
Remember cheap cologne is cheap for a fucking reason. Its not fragrances from plants handpicked from france its fragrances made from a factory mixing in random chemicals
Next is turmeric + kojic acix
Now im already a currycel but this shit makes me smelling and looking curry af. Shit smells like indian street food and it makes u look orange. It doesnt make ur skin lighrer for my nigcels and it will cause burns actually making it darker after a while
Next is this cope “high cortisol broooooo i used to be ugly as fuck till i just took some copewaganda and maringa broooooo”
The reality is none of these niggas actually took it to lose weight. The pics are likely just younger pics of them or even editted (yes many influencers just get it proffesionally edited to promote their scams).
Youll also notice how youll have a influencer claiming some random product made them more attractive and theyl promote multiple random products and theyll use the same before pic. Its a scam cope.
Yes cortisol can contribute to some weight gain but the main culprit is just bad dieting. Taking it isnt going to magically do shit. Also if you really want ashwaganda or any of these retarded shits u can find it at a cvs pharmacy near you you dont need to go to some random 9 year old so they can pocket $30 off of you and dropship some shitty product from china.
Also jfl at this nigga making the same tiktok 3,000 times over
Also the nigga is still ugly jfl
He does the same video but promotes another product
atleast stick to one nigga jfl. You used multiple ashwaganda brands????
Jfl enough said
Idek why i have to speak on this you guys should be able to recognize copes better than tiktokcels so i wont even continue
Next week have fraud shamis gua shua cope. Gua shua wont debloat your face unless you ate a shit ton of salt and combined it with water. It just gets rid of a little bit of excess fluid but it will come back anyways. Definitely not worth it, just stop eating so much salt or inject some actual fat burning chemical.
Then we have the shitty cope jawline gum
Yesss broooo!!!! The reason this famous brand hit me up is cause i used their jawline gum and they want me to promote it!!! Not because i have a wide mandible!!!! Masateers broooo!!!
Look in my thread debunking the masateer cope btw. Masateer chewing isnt worth it for multiple reasons
- innefective outside of some initial bloating
- damages your teeth badly
- not permanent and if you keep doing it younwill contract TMJ but if you dont keep doing it your jaw will just go back to normal
- could actualy possibly cause some jaw recession (didnt for me)
- will mainly cause a bloated look
Overall the juice isnt worth the squeeze. Never have i actually seen someone ascend from this shit. Your favorite models have good mandibles, not wide masateers from chewing scam jawline gum and contracting tmj 4 times over
Dont believe the bs products niggas like k shami sell. K shami is a frauding horsefaced mtn himself with low appeal. Even dillon lathum mogs him. Btw dillon lathum sells scam products too dont believe his shit
The only good products that he sells rhat works is sea salt spray
Alright im done i cant take this shit time to go to sleep and cope
- pseudoscience
- dont work at all
- dangerous
- overpriced
- will take 5 weeks to actually be delivered
Or a combination of any of the above
Lets start with this
Bought this choco musk shit
Its actually one of the most disgusting smells ive ever smelled in my life it smells like a failed attempt at homemade cologne
You unironicaly will probably smell better making this shit
Remember cheap cologne is cheap for a fucking reason. Its not fragrances from plants handpicked from france its fragrances made from a factory mixing in random chemicals
Next is turmeric + kojic acix
Now im already a currycel but this shit makes me smelling and looking curry af. Shit smells like indian street food and it makes u look orange. It doesnt make ur skin lighrer for my nigcels and it will cause burns actually making it darker after a while
Next is this cope “high cortisol broooooo i used to be ugly as fuck till i just took some copewaganda and maringa broooooo”
The reality is none of these niggas actually took it to lose weight. The pics are likely just younger pics of them or even editted (yes many influencers just get it proffesionally edited to promote their scams).
Youll also notice how youll have a influencer claiming some random product made them more attractive and theyl promote multiple random products and theyll use the same before pic. Its a scam cope.
Yes cortisol can contribute to some weight gain but the main culprit is just bad dieting. Taking it isnt going to magically do shit. Also if you really want ashwaganda or any of these retarded shits u can find it at a cvs pharmacy near you you dont need to go to some random 9 year old so they can pocket $30 off of you and dropship some shitty product from china.
Also jfl at this nigga making the same tiktok 3,000 times over
Also the nigga is still ugly jfl
He does the same video but promotes another product
atleast stick to one nigga jfl. You used multiple ashwaganda brands????Jfl enough said
Idek why i have to speak on this you guys should be able to recognize copes better than tiktokcels so i wont even continue
Next week have fraud shamis gua shua cope. Gua shua wont debloat your face unless you ate a shit ton of salt and combined it with water. It just gets rid of a little bit of excess fluid but it will come back anyways. Definitely not worth it, just stop eating so much salt or inject some actual fat burning chemical.
Then we have the shitty cope jawline gum
Yesss broooo!!!! The reason this famous brand hit me up is cause i used their jawline gum and they want me to promote it!!! Not because i have a wide mandible!!!! Masateers broooo!!!
Look in my thread debunking the masateer cope btw. Masateer chewing isnt worth it for multiple reasons
- innefective outside of some initial bloating
- damages your teeth badly
- not permanent and if you keep doing it younwill contract TMJ but if you dont keep doing it your jaw will just go back to normal
- could actualy possibly cause some jaw recession (didnt for me)
- will mainly cause a bloated look
Overall the juice isnt worth the squeeze. Never have i actually seen someone ascend from this shit. Your favorite models have good mandibles, not wide masateers from chewing scam jawline gum and contracting tmj 4 times over
Dont believe the bs products niggas like k shami sell. K shami is a frauding horsefaced mtn himself with low appeal. Even dillon lathum mogs him. Btw dillon lathum sells scam products too dont believe his shit
The only good products that he sells rhat works is sea salt spray
Alright im done i cant take this shit time to go to sleep and cope
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