vaninskybird
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IN THIS THREAD, I WILL POINT OUT SOME WOMEN/SOCIETY DEGENERACY
YOUR CORTISOL WILL SPIKE
NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, LET'S GET INTO IT
WE HAVE A POPULAR SONG FROM SWEDISH ARTIST TOVE LO
I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT SHORT
OUR SUBJECT IS GONNA BE A LTB (THE SINGER HERSELF)
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN ATTENTION SEEKING DEGENERATE HOE (YOUR AVERAGE WOMAN TBH), SHOWING US AN AVERAGE DAY IN HER LIFE, WHICH CONSISTS OF:
1.DRINKING ALCOHOL LIKE SHE'S DYING OF THIRST
2.GETTING RAILED BY CHAD AND THIRSTING OVER HIM
3.MAKING OUT WITH FEMALE FRIENDS (SHE WOULD RATHER TURN GAY THAN GIVE THE AVERAGE MAN A CHANCE)
JUST LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS TO BE A DEGENERATE HOE
NOW THAT SHE HAD HER FUN AND THE NIGHT IS APPROACHING IT'S END, SOMETHING HAPPENS, SOMETHING STRANGE... SHE BEGINS TO CRY
NOW YOU'RE ASKING "OH GREAT BALKAN GOD, @vaninskybird , BUT WHY IS SHE CRYING, IF I WAS IN HER PLACE, GOING OUT WITH BROS AND RAILING STACIES, I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST MAN EVER, SO WHY, OH MERCIFUL ONE, WHY IS SHE CRYING?"
NOW MY CHILD, I WILL ASK YOU, WHY DO YOU THINK?
PERHAPS SOME OF MY WISDOM RUBBED ON YOU AND YOU MAY START TO BELIEVE THAT HER CONSCIENCE IS KICKING IN, BUT THAT'S UNHEARD OF. A WOMAN? HAVING A CONSCIENCE? FEELING BAD FOR WHAT SHE DID? IT CAN'T BE, BUT THE PROOF IS RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, SO THIS MUST BE IT, RIGHT?
WRONG
DON'T GET FOOLED BY THIS HARPY, IT MAY LOOK LIKE SHE DEVELOPED A CONSCIENCE BUT IN REALITY, THE ONLY REASON SHE'S CRYING AND FEELING BAD IS BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T GET CHAD ON A LEASH
THIS IS A NEVER ENDING CYCLE, HOW ELSE WOULD SHE END UP WITH THE THOUSAND COCK STARE?
NOW, OF COURSE THIS ISN'T THE END OF THE THREAD (YUP, THERE'S MORE)
WE'LL HAVE TO DIVE A LITTLE BIT INTO THE COMMENT SECTION
THE MOST UPVODED COMMENT, SURPRISE, SURPRISE...
IS FROM ANOTHER THOUSAND COCK STARE ROASTIE
"WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE FEELS"
LET'S CHECK OUT SOME OF THE REPLIES
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED? FULL OF ROASTIES AGREEING
"REALITY CATCHING UP WITH YOU"
BUT, THAT'S NOT ALL, WHAT'S COMING NEXT IS BRUTAL
WE HAVE 2 VICTIMS OF THE BLUEPILL, THEY DON'T REALIZE THIS SONG IS FOR THE ROASTIE THAT BROKE THEM, IT'S ABOUT HER NOT BEING HAPPY WITHOUT CHAD
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, BRO?
I WILL HAVE TO END THIS THREAD HERE, BECAUSE I CANNOT ATTACH MORE FILES
YOUR CORTISOL WILL SPIKE
NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, LET'S GET INTO IT
WE HAVE A POPULAR SONG FROM SWEDISH ARTIST TOVE LO
I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT SHORT
OUR SUBJECT IS GONNA BE A LTB (THE SINGER HERSELF)
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN ATTENTION SEEKING DEGENERATE HOE (YOUR AVERAGE WOMAN TBH), SHOWING US AN AVERAGE DAY IN HER LIFE, WHICH CONSISTS OF:
1.DRINKING ALCOHOL LIKE SHE'S DYING OF THIRST
2.GETTING RAILED BY CHAD AND THIRSTING OVER HIM
3.MAKING OUT WITH FEMALE FRIENDS (SHE WOULD RATHER TURN GAY THAN GIVE THE AVERAGE MAN A CHANCE)
JUST LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS TO BE A DEGENERATE HOE
NOW THAT SHE HAD HER FUN AND THE NIGHT IS APPROACHING IT'S END, SOMETHING HAPPENS, SOMETHING STRANGE... SHE BEGINS TO CRY
NOW YOU'RE ASKING "OH GREAT BALKAN GOD, @vaninskybird , BUT WHY IS SHE CRYING, IF I WAS IN HER PLACE, GOING OUT WITH BROS AND RAILING STACIES, I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST MAN EVER, SO WHY, OH MERCIFUL ONE, WHY IS SHE CRYING?"
NOW MY CHILD, I WILL ASK YOU, WHY DO YOU THINK?
PERHAPS SOME OF MY WISDOM RUBBED ON YOU AND YOU MAY START TO BELIEVE THAT HER CONSCIENCE IS KICKING IN, BUT THAT'S UNHEARD OF. A WOMAN? HAVING A CONSCIENCE? FEELING BAD FOR WHAT SHE DID? IT CAN'T BE, BUT THE PROOF IS RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, SO THIS MUST BE IT, RIGHT?
WRONG
DON'T GET FOOLED BY THIS HARPY, IT MAY LOOK LIKE SHE DEVELOPED A CONSCIENCE BUT IN REALITY, THE ONLY REASON SHE'S CRYING AND FEELING BAD IS BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T GET CHAD ON A LEASH
THIS IS A NEVER ENDING CYCLE, HOW ELSE WOULD SHE END UP WITH THE THOUSAND COCK STARE?
NOW, OF COURSE THIS ISN'T THE END OF THE THREAD (YUP, THERE'S MORE)
WE'LL HAVE TO DIVE A LITTLE BIT INTO THE COMMENT SECTION
THE MOST UPVODED COMMENT, SURPRISE, SURPRISE...
IS FROM ANOTHER THOUSAND COCK STARE ROASTIE
"WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE FEELS"
LET'S CHECK OUT SOME OF THE REPLIES
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED? FULL OF ROASTIES AGREEING
"REALITY CATCHING UP WITH YOU"
BUT, THAT'S NOT ALL, WHAT'S COMING NEXT IS BRUTAL
WE HAVE 2 VICTIMS OF THE BLUEPILL, THEY DON'T REALIZE THIS SONG IS FOR THE ROASTIE THAT BROKE THEM, IT'S ABOUT HER NOT BEING HAPPY WITHOUT CHAD
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, BRO?
I WILL HAVE TO END THIS THREAD HERE, BECAUSE I CANNOT ATTACH MORE FILES
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because i mentioned the word "bvll" im gonna pitty tag @the BULL
because i mentioned the word "bvll" im gonna pitty tag @the BULL
