ey88 is overrated poster, I'm tired of pretending. Reading an ey88 thread is like taking a massive dump, you shit out the monster baby and the water j

[n9wiff]

ey88 is overrated poster, I'm tired of pretending. Reading an ey88 thread is like taking a massive dump, you shit out the monster baby and the water just splashes back into your anus. Now you feel dirty inside.

However not as dirty as when you were a kid, sitting on the toilet seat man spreading, jerking it off. You wonder why the audio of your stepmom JOI isn't playing audio. Weird, your wireless old Sony headphones you use only for jerking off is on. Oh wait, bluetooth on your phone is still connected, it's playing downstairs on the headphones you use for music. How much have your parents heard?

"It can't be that bad", you think to yourself. You do a small test. You connect your current headphones properly this time, rest it on the table and slowly ascend the volume to see how much can be heard.

"Holy fucking cringe" you utter to yourself, it becomes a full fledged speak. You stay in your bathroom out of pure embarrassment..

"Maybe they didn't hear it", you think to yourself. Then all of the sudden, someone knocks on the door. It's your dad.

"Dey! Open the door now! Can hear or not!" he screams in his Indian accent

@cromagnon @ey88 @Vermilioncore @PsychoH

relatable or nah?

 

[Methylphenidate]

@Mohamed Amin Gharbi , actually bhai, deliver the goat just south hemchal road pehali no:7
contact me 333694209.
The goat must be in pristine condition then again,
thank you

 

[n9wiff]

The goat must be in pristine condition then again,

I fucked it silly

 

[PsychoH]

ey88 is overrated poster, I'm tired of pretending. Reading an ey88 thread is like taking a massive dump, you shit out the monster baby and the water just splashes back into your anus. Now you feel dirty inside.

However not as dirty as when you were a kid, sitting on the toilet seat man spreading, jerking it off. You wonder why the audio of your stepmom JOI isn't playing audio. Weird, your wireless old Sony headphones you use only for jerking off is on. Oh wait, bluetooth on your phone is still connected, it's playing downstairs on the headphones you use for music. How much have your parents heard?

"It can't be that bad", you think to yourself. You do a small test. You connect your current headphones properly this time, rest it on the table and slowly ascend the volume to see how much can be heard.

"Holy fucking cringe" you utter to yourself, it becomes a full fledged speak. You stay in your bathroom out of pure embarrassment..

"Maybe they didn't hear it", you think to yourself. Then all of the sudden, someone knocks on the door. It's your dad.

"Dey! Open the door now! Can hear or not!" he screams in his Indian accent

@cromagnon @ey88 @Vermilioncore @PsychoH

relatable or nah?

his threads are like those of @Underdog9494.

@Mohamed Amin Gharbi , actually bhai, deliver the goat just south hemchal road pehali no:7
contact me 333694209.
The goat must be in pristine condition then again,
thank you

quit spamming that will ya?

 

[Methylphenidate]

his threads are like those of @Underdog9494.

quit spamming that will ya?

@Mohamed Amin Gharbi , actually bhai, deliver the goat just south hemchal road pehali no:7
contact me 333694209.
The goat must be in pristine condition then again,
thank you

 

[Methylphenidate]

his threads are like those of @Underdog9494.

quit spamming that will ya?

Cumskin retigger doesn't get esoteric scripture humor. Im here caging at my own posts. My stomach hurts. Imagine being unable to laugh at this shit. The downfall of every European is goofiness. Fuck you, cumskin coper. @2025cel

Here are my last words to you:
@Mohamed Amin Gharbi , actually bhai, deliver the goat just south hemchal road pehali no:7
contact me 333694209.
The goat must be in pristine condition then again,
thank you

 

[PsychoH]

Cumskin retigger doesn't get esoteric scripture humor. Im here caging at my own posts. My stomach hurts. Imagine being unable to laugh at this shit. The downfall of every European is goofiness. Fuck you, cumskin coper. @2025cel

Here are my last words to you:
@Mohamed Amin Gharbi , actually bhai, deliver the goat just south hemchal road pehali no:7
contact me 333694209.
The goat must be in pristine condition then again,
thank you

I don’t give a shit.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

What if @n9wiff bathed in the Ganges?

 

[Methylphenidate]

I don’t give a shit.

Im indian, we have enough of that here already

 

[Methylphenidate]

I don’t give a shit.

Also, I hope you kill yourself

 

[n9wiff]

What if @n9wiff bathed in the Ganges?

I die

 

[Methylphenidate]

I die

I hope @PsychoH bathes in the Ganges then

 

[lestoa]

 

[n9wiff]

@Iooksmax

 

[GabachoCopium]

I DESERVE TO BE SLAUGHTERED AND BE LEFT FOR DEAD

 

[RXnd]

Wish I didn’t read that ngl

 

[Iooksmax]

sitting on the toilet seat man spreading, jerking it off

Never jerked off on the toilet

 

[laaltin]

dnr i have him on ignore

 

[laaltin]

@Mohamed Amin Gharbi , actually bhai, deliver the goat just south hemchal road pehali no:7
contact me 333694209.
The goat must be in pristine condition then again,
thank you

that goat is pregnant by the time he delivers to you

 

[Underdog9494]

his threads are like those of @

@Underdog9494.

Whats wrong with my posts

 

[Methylphenidate]

Whats wrong with my posts

They're just hating for no reason bruv. Niggas think posting "high effort" shitposts on org is some kind of achievement
Like, OP, you and @ey88 both shitpost it's just that one is more of a "high effort" (More unnecessary yapping) compared to the other (straight to the point)

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

I didn’t get it at first either

But he is just a giga easy going guy who doesn’t take things too serious, he’s stoicmaxxed and not neurotic at all (like me a guy who’s insanely neurotic and brain runs 1000 miles per minute) so people like him.

Don’t worry I gotchu @ey88

 

[whitebitchslayer]

Some of them are funny, some I look at the tittle and don’t even open cause ik it’s gonna be 3 words max