Facial hair = over

RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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The fact u need facial hair to be average makes women think holy shit he must be subhuman under all that. There are exceptions where actually good looking med males have beards but thats their niche. Beard is niche. If u want mass appeal 2mm stubble is max or clean. Clean is always better. U look presentable. For some reason I just cringe when I see men with beards and they have no muscle mass. While I just stroll around no facial hair on my cheeks (even tho I can grow a full beard easily) knowing women will see me as more hygienic and even without beard I have way more muscle mass than those masculine copers with their beards. Just JFL. I will get some losers in my comments who say no no but beard will enhance jawline. Yeah it does. But women sense thatu are frauding ur jawline so they will still see u as anormie. Beard cant compensate for a bad jaw. Women see through that shit.

Noteworthy, when I had a beard in the past literally some female coworker was begging me to clean shave it. And she was serious. Luckily at the end of the day I listened. Guys do not go for a beard. Literally almost no chads have beards
 
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Advice on maintaining a clean shave daily without skin irritation/razor bumps?
 
Advice on maintaining a clean shave daily without skin irritation/razor bumps?
Get a Braun Series 9 Pro + or similar electrical shavor and alternate between one blade shaving and electrical shaving. Or just laser that shit off like @chadbeingmade (did you continue btw)?
 
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Cleanshaven or death btw. Fuck beards
 
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The fact u need facial hair to be average makes women think holy shit he must be subhuman under all that. There are exceptions where actually good looking med males have beards but thats their niche. Beard is niche. If u want mass appeal 2mm stubble is max or clean. Clean is always better. U look presentable. For some reason I just cringe when I see men with beards and they have no muscle mass. While I just stroll around no facial hair on my cheeks (even tho I can grow a full beard easily) knowing women will see me as more hygienic and even without beard I have way more muscle mass than those masculine copers with their beards. Just JFL. I will get some losers in my comments who say no no but beard will enhance jawline. Yeah it does. But women sense thatu are frauding ur jawline so they will still see u as anormie. Beard cant compensate for a bad jaw. Women see through that shit.

Noteworthy, when I had a beard in the past literally some female coworker was begging me to clean shave it. And she was serious. Luckily at the end of the day I listened. Guys do not go for a beard. Literally almost no chads have beards
Depends. Goatee can mog clean shaven.
 
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yep i cringe at guys that wear a beard, they think it makes them look masculine or like tough, but they look stupid as fuck
 
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Bro having a beard is literally the natural state of a man wdym frauding
 
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Cope. Every foid on IG/TikTok creams over goatees
 
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Tend to agree, I can’t imagine a beard guy being able to slay in 2025.
 
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The fact u need facial hair to be average makes women think holy shit he must be subhuman under all that. There are exceptions where actually good looking med males have beards but thats their niche. Beard is niche. If u want mass appeal 2mm stubble is max or clean. Clean is always better. U look presentable. For some reason I just cringe when I see men with beards and they have no muscle mass. While I just stroll around no facial hair on my cheeks (even tho I can grow a full beard easily) knowing women will see me as more hygienic and even without beard I have way more muscle mass than those masculine copers with their beards. Just JFL. I will get some losers in my comments who say no no but beard will enhance jawline. Yeah it does. But women sense thatu are frauding ur jawline so they will still see u as anormie. Beard cant compensate for a bad jaw. Women see through that shit.

Noteworthy, when I had a beard in the past literally some female coworker was begging me to clean shave it. And she was serious. Luckily at the end of the day I listened. Guys do not go for a beard. Literally almost no chads have beards
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Get bimax and you mog
 

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