Failed to draw 500ml my own blood.

[stress]

I tried to take 500ml of blood to get rid of forever chemicals and soften my skin but all I did was rupture two veins and stick myself with painful 24 gauge needles 5 times.
The plan was to suck the blood out with my mouth through a tube and spit it into a cup but the flow just wasnt working and i kept dropping the tube causing the needle to flick around inside my arm and cause pain going through the sides of veins. The best progress i made was by just sticking a vein and letting it drip slowly but i probably only got 10 drops. This is so stupid what can i do.

 

[6PSLcel]

buy a new desk nigga

 

[HaShem]

Just donate blood you spastic

 

[NZb6Air]

 

[stress]

Just donate blood you spastic

nah im too young and my mom wouldnt let me.

 

[NZb6Air]

to get rid of forever chemicals and soften my skin

explain the logic please

 

[khaleejicel]

i actually felt myself become light headed a bit imagining the caption

 

[lestoa]

finally some funny content

 

[lestoa]

finally some funny content

but besides that
WTF
nigger are you dumb ????????????

 

[stress]

explain the logic please

google is free

 

[stress]

buy a new desk nigga

im working on a standing desk so i can throw away my chair

 

[Devilla]

retarded

 

[lestoa]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nigger WTFFFF are you even doing ouch

 

[lestoa]

god damn get some help nigger wtf have you even tried

 

[stress]

retarded

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nigger WTFFFF are you even doing ouch

but besides that
WTF
nigger are you dumb ????????????

type shit

 

[lestoa]

type shit

fuck you mean type shit nigger

 

[lestoa]

nah im too young and my mom wouldnt let me.

is there a ''too young'' for a blood donation ?

 

[StarvedEpi]

have you tried this

 

[stress]

im less mad about the pain im in rn as I am about the 20 bucks i wasted on this shit. im not giving up tho im thinking of getting a 200ml garden syringe and hooking that up you guys think that would work?

 

[stress]

is there a ''too young'' for a blood donation ?

yeah without parent consent

 

[StarvedEpi]

im less mad about the pain im in rn as I am about the 20 bucks i wasted on this shit. im not giving up tho im thinking of getting a 200ml garden syringe and hooking that up you guys think that would work?

bro just go donate blood moid, way safer

 

[Phxx]

Mirin low inhib

 

[Phxx]

@curryascenderr

 

[Scottrg]

Nigga i would pass away

 

[MA_ascender]

explain the logic please

trucel IQ

 

[NZb6Air]

trucel IQ

saar cut your finger in half to empty you s tomach from micropalstics and grow jawbone

 

[lestoa]

im less mad about the pain im in rn as I am about the 20 bucks i wasted on this shit. im not giving up tho im thinking of getting a 200ml garden syringe and hooking that up you guys think that would work?

you are so fucking dumb seriously hahahahahahha pls read the fucking chess book thats under your monitor maybe you wil gain some iq hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

 

[stress]

you are so fucking dumb seriously hahahahahahha pls read the fucking chess book thats under your monitor maybe you wil gain some iq hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

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thank you for circling the book so i know which one

 

[stress]

saar cut your finger in half to empty you s tomach from micropalstics and grow jawbone

its not to ascend i just wanna be healthier

 

[lestoa]

thank you for circling the book so i know which one

you are so stupid that you probably wouldn't have even known which book I meant if I hadn't circled it for you

 

[dipenhydramine]

drink it bhai

doesnt rlly look like blood idk its rlly watered down

 

[dipenhydramine]

drink it bhai

doesnt rlly look like blood idk its rlly watered down

lmfao nice larp its not blood

 

[stress]

drink it bhai

doesnt rlly look like blood idk its rlly watered down

yeah i had some water in the bottom i only got like 10 drops

 

[dipenhydramine]

yeah i had some water in the bottom i only got like 10 drops

ok bhai

i wondered why it had bubbles

next time do tape over yhe vein

harder to get the needle in but then it sticks better

 

[depressionmaxxing]

Depressed 14year olds do a better job than you bro. Donate blood ask your fucking mom

 

[stress]

ok bhai

i wondered why it had bubbles

next time do tape over yhe vein

harder to get the needle in but then it sticks better

do you think it would work if i get one of those big garden syringes cuz i dont wanna have to draw more than 2 times per month

 

[curryascenderr]

What is this nonsense

@curryascenderr

 

[dipenhydramine]

do you think it would work if i get one of those big garden syringes cuz i dont wanna have to draw more than 2 times per month

depends on what ur tryna do

 

[stress]

depends on what ur tryna do

im just trying to lose around 500ml of blood

 

[dipenhydramine]

im just trying to lose around 500ml of blood

cut bhai

not safe tho not rlly worth it

 

[redfacccee]

nice koolaid bro

 

[Patient A]

 

[hardRscreamer]

holy shit natural selection is real

 

[Libyan slayer 🐬]

You alright now?

 

[stress]

You alright now?

No still jewish products in my bloodstream

 

[9898]

What a fucking jester

enjoy zero ferritin