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Kraken
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This morning, @kebab the biggest larping chad sent me this essay on discord, just read it:
“In 3 months from early September to end of December I slayed consistently 2x a week on tinder on average (when factoring breaks) and fucked 18 girls. Most of these girls were rated htb and a few were rated stacylite. Some were mtb.
I fucked two legit true blonde PAWGs with a massive ass.
One Fucked her while she was on her period she was that horny for me. Other was gymmaxed Aryan fogger. Very hot slay. Her ass was amazing.
Got caught by two cyclists destroying an 18 year old htb in my car who was a kinky bitch tbh.
I had a girl travel 170km to fuck me. I fucked a professional athlete that was htb gymmaxed. Fucked a girl on the bonnet of my car in an alley (that was crazy). All my slays I fucked raw except one due to my choice as she didn’t smell great jfl.
and I think like 50% weren’t on any birth control but didn’t care.
I fucked 3x a week I think twice and I fucked 2 different girls off tinder in the same day twice also.
This was including getting banned off tinder four times for trolling and taking a week break.
This was also working full time and rejecting legit girls who legit wanted to hookup there and then as I was busy etc.
Once I am fully roid maxxed and sex appealed maxxed pretty much over for everyone tbh. I wasn’t even that muscular in my pics for tinder and still slayed with ease, jfl.
Whether you cope and say I am muh mtn because you saw that one selfie of me where I look bad and don’t use any other pics.
I still slay more than you.”
How can you deny it at this point, chad?
We must kill all fakecels.
tags
@WishIwasChico @anthony111553 @Eli @Goth @IAMNOTANINCEL @GabachoCopium
“In 3 months from early September to end of December I slayed consistently 2x a week on tinder on average (when factoring breaks) and fucked 18 girls. Most of these girls were rated htb and a few were rated stacylite. Some were mtb.
I fucked two legit true blonde PAWGs with a massive ass.
One Fucked her while she was on her period she was that horny for me. Other was gymmaxed Aryan fogger. Very hot slay. Her ass was amazing.
Got caught by two cyclists destroying an 18 year old htb in my car who was a kinky bitch tbh.
I had a girl travel 170km to fuck me. I fucked a professional athlete that was htb gymmaxed. Fucked a girl on the bonnet of my car in an alley (that was crazy). All my slays I fucked raw except one due to my choice as she didn’t smell great jfl.
and I think like 50% weren’t on any birth control but didn’t care.
I fucked 3x a week I think twice and I fucked 2 different girls off tinder in the same day twice also.
This was including getting banned off tinder four times for trolling and taking a week break.
This was also working full time and rejecting legit girls who legit wanted to hookup there and then as I was busy etc.
Once I am fully roid maxxed and sex appealed maxxed pretty much over for everyone tbh. I wasn’t even that muscular in my pics for tinder and still slayed with ease, jfl.
Whether you cope and say I am muh mtn because you saw that one selfie of me where I look bad and don’t use any other pics.
I still slay more than you.”
How can you deny it at this point, chad?
We must kill all fakecels.
tags
@WishIwasChico @anthony111553 @Eli @Goth @IAMNOTANINCEL @GabachoCopium
