Fakecels, what were your thoughts after 1st sex?

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slaying is not for me
I wanna more
I wanna ltr
sex is overrated
sex is perfect
validation ir better
what
 
are you drunk?
 
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'Why does she look at me with such a disgusted face'

tfw failed to penetrate her cuz too anxious cuz virgin and dick would get soft when putting on condom.
 
iudasf sexxxy yeahr sexcsu cum on me fds :) :) :)
 
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i hope the condom worked
 
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I actually amazed myself by lasting a long time and making the girl I was fucking (who was also virgin) cum by penetration.

I pretended like I wasn’t a virgin because she was really nervous and I was too but I wanted to make her feel like she didn’t have to be nervous

Even after my experience I have now I can barely make girls cum from penetration alone. I felt on top of the world after that first time. 10/10
 
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"i hope she won't tell her parents"
 
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I actually amazed myself by lasting a long time and making the girl I was fucking (who was also virgin) cum by penetration.

I pretended like I wasn’t a virgin because she was really nervous and I was too but I wanted to make her feel like she didn’t have to be nervous

Even after my experience I have now I can barely make girls cum from penetration alone. I felt on top of the world after that first time. 10/10
Yeah, my first time I fucked for about 45+ mins! Partly due to alcohol so couldn't cum, and also probably anxiety so was totally in my head. She didn't think I was a virgin based on that! Although I don't think I made her cum, so good job, stud!

Worryingly, I don't think i'm' any 'better' at sex now than then tbh lol. I'm not really sure there's such a thing as being good at sex anymore! I think if you have a massive cock and can last at least 20 mins, you'll be considered 'good'. It's not like there's some secret hip movements only a few people know, or some way to make your dick do sommersaults inside of her. Everyone knows a few positions.

I think i've got a fingering fetish, though! I fucking love it!!

In terms of how I felt, I felt like a King, but only for a few days. Same for my 2nd lay, and basically the same ever since. It gives me a very short term high. JUst the validation that a girl liked me, I guess!!
 
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I can't answer this question sorry.
 
my first tiem i actually managed to put it in properly i was hoping i didn't get her pregnant jfl
 
Yeah, my first time I fucked for about 45+ mins! Partly due to alcohol so couldn't cum, and also probably anxiety so was totally in my head. She didn't think I was a virgin based on that! Although I don't think I made her cum, so good job, stud!

Worryingly, I don't think i'm' any 'better' at sex now than then tbh lol. I'm not really sure there's such a thing as being good at sex anymore! I think if you have a massive cock and can last at least 20 mins, you'll be considered 'good'. It's not like there's some secret hip movements only a few people know, or some way to make your dick do sommersaults inside of her. Everyone knows a few positions.

I think i've got a fingering fetish, though! I fucking love it!!

In terms of how I felt, I felt like a King, but only for a few days. Same for my 2nd lay, and basically the same ever since. It gives me a very short term high. JUst the validation that a girl liked me, I guess!!

Same can’t cum while drunk only while stoned or sober mate
 
we tried to use a condom but my dick is big so they keep breaking lol. Then she is so horny she is like just raw dog me even though shes not on the pill and im reluctant but shes just so horny so i raw dog her and fuck her loads and i thought id cum really quick but i literally couldnt cum even after like an hour of raw dog then i was like wtf ive broke my dick and i rerally struggled to cum most of the time during sex with her so maybe her pussy is just not very tight. I fucked another girl raw and came quite easily after like 20 mins which is quite normal i think so idk i need to experience more pussy to find out if my dick is broke or if she is just loose
 
"That's it? All that work for this?"

I felt disappointed
 
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i was like wtf ive broke my dick and i rerally struggled to cum most of the time during sex with her so maybe her pussy is just not very tight. I fucked another girl raw and came quite easily after like 20 mins which is quite normal i think so idk i need to experience more pussy to find out if my dick is broke or if she is just loose

Varies for me. I pulled one of the hottest girls of my life about 6 months ago from a bar and banged her for ages and couldn't cum (alcohol I guess).

In the morning I banged her again (raw) and I came in RECORD time!! It was actually super embarrassing and she wasn't impressed lol (we're talking less than 2 mins), but in the moment, I didn't give a shit and was just thinking ''I'm about to cum. I could stop pounding here and buy myself some more time, but whose to say I won't go soft or she won't want me to stop for some reason or a plane won't come through my window?! I wanna cum in this girl!!'' and I did lol

Other times i've lasted quite long in the morning whilst sober (admittedly with girls not as hot as that one)
"That's it? All that work for this?"

I felt disappointed
Definitely to some extent.
The act of having sex honestly isn't anything amazing at ALL to me.
However, I still spend every hour of every day thinking about banging hot young girls!
I like the validation of sex
Also, I think there's an element of basically none of us banging the perfect young girls we really want (since we aren't chad) and so I guess I imagine that sex with some 17 year old Goddess would just feel amazing, even though I know it'd be the validation effect as opposed to the sex that made it for me, personally!
 
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Escortcel here. The very first time I tried it, I barely felt anything (death grip syndrome I guess), and I could not cum in the v. Now I just suck on their toes and fuck their feet. I find it more enjoyable than p in the v.
 
Varies for me. I pulled one of the hottest girls of my life about 6 months ago from a bar and banged her for ages and couldn't cum (alcohol I guess).

In the morning I banged her again (raw) and I came in RECORD time!! It was actually super embarrassing and she wasn't impressed lol (we're talking less than 2 mins), but in the moment, I didn't give a shit and was just thinking ''I'm about to cum. I could stop pounding here and buy myself some more time, but whose to say I won't go soft or she won't want me to stop for some reason or a plane won't come through my window?! I wanna cum in this girl!!'' and I did lol

Other times i've lasted quite long in the morning whilst sober (admittedly with girls not as hot as that one)

Definitely to some extent.
The act of having sex honestly isn't anything amazing at ALL to me.
However, I still spend every hour of every day thinking about banging hot young girls!
I like the validation of sex
Also, I think there's an element of basically none of us banging the perfect young girls we really want (since we aren't chad) and so I guess I imagine that sex with some 17 year old Goddess would just feel amazing, even though I know it'd be the validation effect as opposed to the sex that made it for me, personally!
Damn bro, I only last about 2 minutes when I jerk off. I can't imagine how dissapointed the chick would be when we have sex.
 
It was the best feeling i ever experienced tbh ngl
 
I wish I didn't have to pay for this.
 
so many slayers,unbelievable
 
Damn bro, I only last about 2 minutes when I jerk off. I can't imagine how dissapointed the chick would be when we have sex.
Me too, tbh. Thing is with me, I think i've got some sort of death grip syndrome/porn-brain connection, and so MOST of the time I can have sex longer than I would last masterbating because i'm more used to my hand lol. I guess it's sort of a blessing in some situations. (although with that particular girl, I guess I was extra horny and so came super fast.). She was one of the very few genuinely hot girls i've banged, too

so many slayers,unbelievable

Not me, lol. I'm just an oldcel with a massive nose, weak chin and receding hair (among other issues!!) who, through sheer PUA persistance and numbers game has managed to bang a handful of girls. A few of who were actually fairly hot (to my standards)

I have slayer friends. The difference between our sex lives and options is drastic lol
 
never had a girlfriend
I actually amazed myself by lasting a long time and making the girl I was fucking (who was also virgin) cum by penetration.

I pretended like I wasn’t a virgin because she was really nervous and I was too but I wanted to make her feel like she didn’t have to be nervous

Even after my experience I have now I can barely make girls cum from penetration alone. I felt on top of the world after that first time. 10/10
sui fuel
 
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I came too fast. Like I hate when guys say that "muh if a girl is bad at giving bjs it doesn't feel good"
Literally insta cum at the first touch. And then she kept going for 10 seconds tbh. Ended getting mad at me for "not telling her" when I came
 

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