Faking enrollment to my mom

[pandamonium]

i have to fake being enrolled to a school to my mom. She is pretty low iq and will probably be tricked but ive done this shit before so she might be suspicious and call the school. Luckily they dont disclose any info to people so if she goes that far into it imma just get a friend to pretend to be my counselor and act like im enrolled

My goal is to fake being enrolled for a few months, get this job my friends dad is offering me. Make 200k move the fuck out to a house then get a small job and pay that off then i can focus on my self


Whats the best ways to fake enrollment. Give me tips or sites.

My mom doesnt know what inspect element is btw

 

[jordanisbetterthanu]

just get the 200k my nigga
what are you waiting for. you can also just be enrolled to a school and not show up or do any work that will be fine too.

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

High T

 

[noodlelover]

i have to fake being enrolled to a school to my mom. She is pretty low iq and will probably be tricked but ive done this shit before so she might be suspicious and call the school. Luckily they dont disclose any info to people so if she goes that far into it imma just get a friend to pretend to be my counselor and act like im enrolled

My goal is to fake being enrolled for a few months, get this job my friends dad is offering me. Make 200k

WTF? Whatever he's offering is highly illegal. You'll wind up dead or behind bars for life.

move the fuck out to a house then get a small job and pay that off then i can focus on my self


Whats the best ways to fake enrollment. Give me tips or sites.

My mom doesnt know what inspect element is btw

 

[illoan82]

i have to fake being enrolled to a school to my mom. She is pretty low iq and will probably be tricked but ive done this shit before so she might be suspicious and call the school. Luckily they dont disclose any info to people so if she goes that far into it imma just get a friend to pretend to be my counselor and act like im enrolled

My goal is to fake being enrolled for a few months, get this job my friends dad is offering me. Make 200k move the fuck out to a house then get a small job and pay that off then i can focus on my self


Whats the best ways to fake enrollment. Give me tips or sites.

My mom doesnt know what inspect element is btw

fake enrollment to a college?

 

[Foreverbrad]

WTF? Whatever he's offering is highly illegal. You'll wind up dead or behind bars for life.

Better than wageslaving for life just to pay off a squalid one bedroom apartment and barely survive after falling for the school meme.

 

[noodlelover]

Better than wageslaving for life just to pay off a squalid one bedroom apartment and barely survive after falling for the school meme.

Being in jail is worse than that.

 

[MulattoTriad]

WTF? Whatever he's offering is highly illegal. You'll wind up dead or behind bars for life.

...You wouldn't get it, kiddo

 

[noodlelover]

...You wouldn't get it, kiddo

You're going to wind up in jail. Then with a criminal record that will limit employment, where you can rent, and travel outside of your country.

I tried to help but you insulted me.

 

[oijuyfdtrg]

i have to fake being enrolled to a school to my mom. She is pretty low iq and will probably be tricked but ive done this shit before so she might be suspicious and call the school. Luckily they dont disclose any info to people so if she goes that far into it imma just get a friend to pretend to be my counselor and act like im enrolled

My goal is to fake being enrolled for a few months, get this job my friends dad is offering me. Make 200k move the fuck out to a house then get a small job and pay that off then i can focus on my self


Whats the best ways to fake enrollment. Give me tips or sites.

My mom doesnt know what inspect element is btw

She isn’t low iq she just hasn’t grown up with the same things as u did, don’t underestimate and be careful

 

[Jattpslmogger]

What job is he offering you

 

[Betterthanher]

what about your mother who catered for you past years, are you just gonna abandon her you bastard?

 

[horizontallytall]

Why

WTF? Whatever he's offering is highly illegal. You'll wind up dead or behind bars for life.

Will he go to jail or die, ? Am i missing something

 

[noodlelover]

Why

Will he go to jail or die, ? Am i missing something

He's going to commit murder or drug smuggling for money.

 

[JkCel]

He's going to commit murder or drug smuggling for money.

How do you know that ?

 

[noodlelover]

How do you know that ?

His friend's dad is offering him a 200K job.

He has no degree. He hasn't even graduated college. At his age he hasn't had time to become some expert performer in some niche skill capable of legitimately earning that kind of money.

He's a psychopath and a pathological liar.

 

[Betterthanher]

and cherry on top hes BLACK HE IS MORE LIKELY TO DO A VIOLENT CRIME JUST FOR MONEY

His friend's dad is offering him a 200K job.

He has no degree. He hasn't even graduated college. At his age he hasn't had time to become some expert performer in some niche skill capable of legitimately earning that kind of money.

He's a psychopath and a pathological liar.

 

[JkCel]

His friend's dad is offering him a 200K job.

He has no degree. He hasn't even graduated college. At his age he hasn't had time to become some expert performer in some niche skill capable of legitimately earning that kind of money.

He's a psychopath and a pathological liar.

thought u were gonna be racist not actually come with sense now I can’t hate

 

[m0ss26]

Enroll at some school and skip every class, it will buy you enough time to get ur money

 

[noodlelover]

thought u were gonna be racist not actually come with sense now I can’t hate

I thought Op was white. But now that I think about it 200K, is too much for a hit. Even a series of hits.

More likely they'll have him smuggling drugs and guns over the border.


As far as race, 49% of black men have been arrested by age 23. But the majority of black men are not doing crime that earns them 200K, over, what I assume is a few months to a few years. The average drug dealer makes around minimum wage for example.