Farmers are peak humanity

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think about it farmers are peak humanity, you wake up at 5am when the rooster crows everyday to go farm for YOUR OWN NATURAL NUTRIENTS, either by your lonesome which is lowkey chill af, or with your mtb wife who you can fuck whenever you want. you get up at 5:30 and work until like 8am then you have 12 hours before you have to do anything slightly challenging again. you go put your animals to sleep then go watch george lopez until you fall asleep I'M MIRIN

you can also outsource your animals and crops to other companies for big money so farmer=chad status JUST BE FARMER THEORY

 

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@REGULUS Bring me the kingfish bhai

 

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@REGULUS Bring me the kingfish bhai

gaston bump~

@Methylphenidate (tag other niggas) @JeanneDArcAlter @charliewillascend @JohnBaza

 

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@Greypiller @Latinolooksmaxxer @fashioncel @h111

 

[Greypiller]

think about it farmers are peak humanity, you wake up at 5am when the rooster crows everyday to go farm for YOUR OWN NATURAL NUTRIENTS, either by your lonesome which is lowkey chill af, or with your mtb wife who you can fuck whenever you want. you get up at 5:30 and work until like 8am then you have 12 hours before you have to do anything slightly challenging again. you go put your animals to sleep then go watch george lopez until you fall asleep I'M MIRIN

Just be farmer theory

 

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Just be farmer theory

Water bhai

 

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@Greypiller @Latinolooksmaxxer @fashioncel @h111

rep me back, incel~


@moggerofhumanity @org3cel.RR @2025cel @Greypiller

 

[fashioncel]

think about it farmers are peak humanity, you wake up at 5am when the rooster crows everyday to go farm for YOUR OWN NATURAL NUTRIENTS, either by your lonesome which is lowkey chill af, or with your mtb wife who you can fuck whenever you want. you get up at 5:30 and work until like 8am then you have 12 hours before you have to do anything slightly challenging again. you go put your animals to sleep then go watch george lopez until you fall asleep I'M MIRIN

I would kill to be a farmer

 

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rep me back, incel~


@moggerofhumanity @org3cel.RR @2025cel @Greypiller

Sorry i keep forgetting im in class

 

[tom1000]

This is why superman is chad

 

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I would kill to be a farmer

Of course kingfish it's only natural

 

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This is why superman is chad

Clearly

 

[Greypiller]

rep me back, incel~


@moggerofhumanity @org3cel.RR @2025cel @Greypiller

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

HUNTER GATHERER MOG

 

[2025cel]

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Mogger

 

[Mr_Bombo_mogs]

HUNTER GATHERER MOG

Sadly we dont live in the dr stone world

 

[vevcred2_0]

Similar to just work on oil rig theory

@ey88

 

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Similar to just work on oil rig theory

@ey88

Oil rig is chud

 

[vevcred2_0]

Oil rig is chud

I’m gonna become a farmer I just don’t wanna slaughter animals because I would feel bad

 

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I’m gonna become a farmer I just don’t wanna slaughter animals because I would feel bad

Good point just harvest wheat and have someone else ship off the animals

 

[vevcred2_0]

Good point just harvest wheat and have someone else ship off the animals

Yes

 

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Yes

Or we could buy a warehouse and start breeding crayfish

 

[vevcred2_0]

Or we could buy a warehouse and start breeding crayfish

That works too but that’s not a good way to escape the matrix, farmer is a whitepilled asf job

 

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That works too but that’s not a good way to escape the matrix, farmer is a whitepilled asf job

No we are crayfish breeding for 50k a month jfl

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

Pastoralist > farmer

 

[failedathlete]

the children yearn for peasantry

 

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Pastoralist > farmer

Bronze Age ahh career

 

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the children yearn for peasantry

Wow this makes sense

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Bronze Age ahh career

bronze age mogs because I love conan

 

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bronze age mogs because I love conan

Yes kingfish