maxmendietta
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FARTMAXXING GUIDE.
Since the dawn of men farting has been considered a high class activity done by royals and aristocrats to this day.
But modern times and modern diets have made tricked your brain into thinking farting is a disgusting activity and diets are making our farts less smelly and pompous.
As a component of statusmaxxing. I shall bring you the fartmaxxing guide.
For odor you are going to need components that you don't digest well. In my case my best bet is an egg sandwitch with a lot of mayonaise.
The second component of a fart is the sound and shape of your fart.
For soundmaxxing i suggest pressing your buttcheeks and push as controlled as you can: There is nothing as good as a prolongued noisy fart to boost your status to other men and women. (Be careful in case you have diarhea or generally loose feces: this can end as an accident and you will most likely shit yourself and be remembered as the guy who shitted himself for the rest of your pityful life).
Now, there is something else to farting, that is when another individual farts after your fart, this is called a fartmog battle, which you should both fully engage for maximum statusmaxxing, you should put out your biggest fart and dump your inner gas pockets to mog your opponent.
Another fine manner of a high class gentleman is to hand pick your farts: To do this you have to cup your hand and place it outside your anus when you are about to fart - therefore trapping the fart and bringing the possibility for you to directly smell it or show it to your friends to boast your superior odor genetics.
It's over if you ain't fartmaxxing in 2020 son.
Since the dawn of men farting has been considered a high class activity done by royals and aristocrats to this day.
But modern times and modern diets have made tricked your brain into thinking farting is a disgusting activity and diets are making our farts less smelly and pompous.
As a component of statusmaxxing. I shall bring you the fartmaxxing guide.
For odor you are going to need components that you don't digest well. In my case my best bet is an egg sandwitch with a lot of mayonaise.
The second component of a fart is the sound and shape of your fart.
For soundmaxxing i suggest pressing your buttcheeks and push as controlled as you can: There is nothing as good as a prolongued noisy fart to boost your status to other men and women. (Be careful in case you have diarhea or generally loose feces: this can end as an accident and you will most likely shit yourself and be remembered as the guy who shitted himself for the rest of your pityful life).
Now, there is something else to farting, that is when another individual farts after your fart, this is called a fartmog battle, which you should both fully engage for maximum statusmaxxing, you should put out your biggest fart and dump your inner gas pockets to mog your opponent.
Another fine manner of a high class gentleman is to hand pick your farts: To do this you have to cup your hand and place it outside your anus when you are about to fart - therefore trapping the fart and bringing the possibility for you to directly smell it or show it to your friends to boast your superior odor genetics.
It's over if you ain't fartmaxxing in 2020 son.
