Fastest way to actually lose weight besides cardio + starvemaxxing?

[notesofrme]

Um ok- so I tried anorexia for a week, which basically was just me eating one garlic clove + honey daily and drinking 2.5L of water too. I then tried doing an HIIT workout for 'beginners' (that's what it said it but like those burpees totally had my asshole burning). It got so bad that I had to lay down on the ground of my living room and wait until I threw up, 2 minutes later: the entire living room floor is covered in brown liquid that smelled like cottage cheese and canned tuna. Basically, I just want to know if this really is the fastest way to lose weight (I'm skinny btw, just don't have the defined face I wish I had). I don't want the healthiest way to lose weight, just the fastest. Give me any advice you have that isn't bullshit like "be confident" or "go to the gym for 2 years and drink a spinach and steroids smoothie everyday". Literally tell me to shove my fingers down my throat (tight throat btw, dm me) if that's the fastest way. I would ask Chatgpt but it has that restriction that makes it so it can't give you any advice besides positive woke bullshit. I just actually don't believe that all those people with defined cheekbones workout, like... really?? you're telling me Richard Ramirez had time to kill famous people, recruit drug addicts and runaways to join his cult and THEN had some extra time for a quick 30 minute workout session? thx y'all.

 

[notesofrme]

if no one replies to this I'm just gonna go to Tumblr. the population there is like 70% bulimics anyway

 

[leonardogatsby]

if no one replies to this I'm just gonna go to Tumblr. the population there is like 70% bulimics anyway

js starvemaxx, if your metabolism is fucked then hop on dnp

 

[notesofrme]

um ok so i'll hop on dnp if I feel like its going too slow but this is the first picture that popped up when I searched up dnp. lol. its from the UK though- their immune system over there is fucked due to all the cigs they smoke and all the horsepiss they drink claiming it's good quality beer.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Clen son

 

[gllrd]

Um ok- so I tried anorexia for a week, which basically was just me eating one garlic clove + honey daily and drinking 2.5L of water too. I then tried doing an HIIT workout for 'beginners' (that's what it said it but like those burpees totally had my asshole burning). It got so bad that I had to lay down on the ground of my living room and wait until I threw up, 2 minutes later: the entire living room floor is covered in brown liquid that smelled like cottage cheese and canned tuna. Basically, I just want to know if this really is the fastest way to lose weight (I'm skinny btw, just don't have the defined face I wish I had). I don't want the healthiest way to lose weight, just the fastest. Give me any advice you have that isn't bullshit like "be confident" or "go to the gym for 2 years and drink a spinach and steroids smoothie everyday". Literally tell me to shove my fingers down my throat (tight throat btw, dm me) if that's the fastest way. I would ask Chatgpt but it has that restriction that makes it so it can't give you any advice besides positive woke bullshit. I just actually don't believe that all those people with defined cheekbones workout, like... really?? you're telling me Richard Ramirez had time to kill famous people, recruit drug addicts and runaways to join his cult and THEN had some extra time for a quick 30 minute workout session? thx y'all.

starvemaxx wont help because ut will destroy ur guts and after all when u will start eating normal after starving u will gain weight again. Only solution is to do cardio, drink like 2-2.5L a day and eat healthy, may b do some diet. its more healthy and wont harm u at all but its harder and discipline is required

 

[autistic_tendencies]

starvemaxx wont help because ut will destroy ur guts and after all when u will start eating normal after starving u will gain weight again. Only solution is to do cardio, drink like 2-2.5L a day and eat healthy, may b do some diet. its more healthy and wont harm u at all but its harder and discipline is required

You can eat more when you do cardio
I’m cutting on like 3k cals per day

 

[gllrd]

You can eat more when you do cardio
I’m cutting on like 3k cals per day

3k is massive, i bet ur metabolism is fast as hell

 

[true.C-3PO]

Um ok- so I tried anorexia for a week, which basically was just me eating one garlic clove + honey daily and drinking 2.5L of water too. I then tried doing an HIIT workout for 'beginners' (that's what it said it but like those burpees totally had my asshole burning). It got so bad that I had to lay down on the ground of my living room and wait until I threw up, 2 minutes later: the entire living room floor is covered in brown liquid that smelled like cottage cheese and canned tuna. Basically, I just want to know if this really is the fastest way to lose weight (I'm skinny btw, just don't have the defined face I wish I had). I don't want the healthiest way to lose weight, just the fastest. Give me any advice you have that isn't bullshit like "be confident" or "go to the gym for 2 years and drink a spinach and steroids smoothie everyday". Literally tell me to shove my fingers down my throat (tight throat btw, dm me) if that's the fastest way. I would ask Chatgpt but it has that restriction that makes it so it can't give you any advice besides positive woke bullshit. I just actually don't believe that all those people with defined cheekbones workout, like... really?? you're telling me Richard Ramirez had time to kill famous people, recruit drug addicts and runaways to join his cult and THEN had some extra time for a quick 30 minute workout session? thx y'all.

dude not eating aint hard, or just have a bunch of skyr thats good

 

[leonardogatsby]

um ok so i'll hop on dnp if I feel like its going too slow but this is the first picture that popped up when I searched up dnp. lol. its from the UK though- their immune system over there is fucked due to all the cigs they smoke and all the horsepiss they drink claiming it's good quality beer.

listening to a uk gov poster jfl

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Holy yap dude, GLP1 or DNP.. or DNP with a GLP 1. That or just lose the weight don’t complicate things.

 

[zain1]

js starvemaxx, if your metabolism is fucked then hop on dnp

starvemaxxing doesn’t work

 

[lykoris]

Um ok- so I tried anorexia for a week, which basically was just me eating one garlic clove + honey daily and drinking 2.5L of water too. I then tried doing an HIIT workout for 'beginners' (that's what it said it but like those burpees totally had my asshole burning). It got so bad that I had to lay down on the ground of my living room and wait until I threw up, 2 minutes later: the entire living room floor is covered in brown liquid that smelled like cottage cheese and canned tuna. Basically, I just want to know if this really is the fastest way to lose weight (I'm skinny btw, just don't have the defined face I wish I had). I don't want the healthiest way to lose weight, just the fastest. Give me any advice you have that isn't bullshit like "be confident" or "go to the gym for 2 years and drink a spinach and steroids smoothie everyday". Literally tell me to shove my fingers down my throat (tight throat btw, dm me) if that's the fastest way. I would ask Chatgpt but it has that restriction that makes it so it can't give you any advice besides positive woke bullshit. I just actually don't believe that all those people with defined cheekbones workout, like... really?? you're telling me Richard Ramirez had time to kill famous people, recruit drug addicts and runaways to join his cult and THEN had some extra time for a quick 30 minute workout session? thx y'all.

You throwing up is a good thing

 

[lykoris]

starvemaxxing doesn’t work

It DOES LOLOOL

 

[lykoris]

starvemaxx wont help because ut will destroy ur guts and after all when u will start eating normal after starving u will gain weight again. Only solution is to do cardio, drink like 2-2.5L a day and eat healthy, may b do some diet. its more healthy and wont harm u at all but its harder and discipline is required

this is such a huge lie made up against ana people. I starved for couple months and now i can eat like shit without gaining any weight. Do i still feel terrible for it? Sure i do, but am i skinny? Yes, i am.

 

[zain1]

It DOES LOLOOL

how long until you saw results

 

[lykoris]

how long until you saw results

Around a month of hard starvation, only water and like a banana every 4 days. I lost 7kg in my first month and another 7 in my second. Went from 70kg to 56kg.

 

[zain1]

did you gain the weight back really fast

 

[h0waryormn3]

if your skinny but your face is still not hollow enough maybe your cortisol levels are high, ask chat gpt how to reduce that, or just do a proper debloat session, sodium flush, sauna, lymphatic drainage w ur hands and then ice your face, people say its fake cuz its overused advice but it works. also, ciggarettes, make u happy and hollow (most cases) also why dont u just ewhore online or do smth and make money and save for buccal fat removal if nothing is working, tell ur parents u need money for food, then js keep saving the money, and find ways to make money theres sm threads that help w that js search

Um ok- so I tried anorexia for a week, which basically was just me eating one garlic clove + honey daily and drinking 2.5L of water too. I then tried doing an HIIT workout for 'beginners' (that's what it said it but like those burpees totally had my asshole burning). It got so bad that I had to lay down on the ground of my living room and wait until I threw up, 2 minutes later: the entire living room floor is covered in brown liquid that smelled like cottage cheese and canned tuna. Basically, I just want to know if this really is the fastest way to lose weight (I'm skinny btw, just don't have the defined face I wish I had). I don't want the healthiest way to lose weight, just the fastest. Give me any advice you have that isn't bullshit like "be confident" or "go to the gym for 2 years and drink a spinach and steroids smoothie everyday". Literally tell me to shove my fingers down my throat (tight throat btw, dm me) if that's the fastest way. I would ask Chatgpt but it has that restriction that makes it so it can't give you any advice besides positive woke bullshit. I just actually don't believe that all those people with defined cheekbones workout, like... really?? you're telling me Richard Ramirez had time to kill famous people, recruit drug addicts and runaways to join his cult and THEN had some extra time for a quick 30 minute workout session? thx y'all.