Fastest way to thicken hair on scalp

[Deleted member 143842]

I'm gonna use growplex monoxidil and derma rollers for some hair growth anything to thicken it? Below 18 if that helps and I just need the fastest way wouldn't mind side effects

 

[genetically fucked]

Wig

 

[sh8]

I'm gonna use growplex monoxidil and derma rollers for some hair growth anything to thicken it? Below 18 if that helps and I just need the fastest way wouldn't mind side effects

nettspend

 

[Deleted member 143842]

nettspend

Omg haiiii

 

[sh8]

Omg haiiii

ur not like me chump

 

[Deleted member 143842]

ur not like me chump

We both greys and should kill ourselves

 

[sh8]

We both greys and should kill ourselves

js u gang

 

[jd72]

Peppermint oil there’s som study where it’s more effective than minox

 

[imontheloose]

Peppermint oil there’s som study where it’s more effective than minox

@Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ @chadbeingmade there's also a study showing taking imontheloose's cock up your backside increases neural adaptations in problem-solving tasks.

 

[jd72]

@Jonasㅤㅤ⠀ @chadbeingmade there's also a study showing taking imontheloose's cock up your backside increases neural adaptations in problem-solving tasks.

The question was how to thicken hair u fucking filthy nigger how wld peppermint oil not rhicken hair

 

[imontheloose]

The question was how to thicken hair u fucking filthy nigger how wld peppermint oil not rhicken hair

Tell me the mechanism behind how it would and show me how it’s better than prescription-grade minoxidil you stupid piece of shit.

 

[jd72]

The study you're referring to is titled "Peppermint Oil Promotes Hair Growth without Toxic Signs," published in Toxicological Research in 2014. The PubMed ID (PMID) for this study is 25584150.pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov+1baldingblog.com+1


In this study, peppermint oil was applied topically to C57BL/6 mice over a 4-week period, and its effects on hair growth were compared with those of minoxidil (3%), jojoba oil, and saline. The results indicated that peppermint oil induced the most significant hair growth effects, including increased dermal thickness, follicle number, and follicle depth.Additionally, peppermint oil treatment led to higher levels of alkaline phosphatase (ALP) activity and insulin-like growth factor-1 (IGF-1) expression, both of which are markers associated with hair growth. Importantly, there were no significant changes in body weight gain or food efficiency among the groups, suggesting that peppermint oil did not have toxic effects.

 

[jd72]

@imontheloose

 

[averagenormie]

The study you're referring to is titled "Peppermint Oil Promotes Hair Growth without Toxic Signs," published in Toxicological Research in 2014. The PubMed ID (PMID) for this study is 25584150.pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov+1baldingblog.com+1


In this study, peppermint oil was applied topically to C57BL/6 mice over a 4-week period, and its effects on hair growth were compared with those of minoxidil (3%), jojoba oil, and saline. The results indicated that peppermint oil induced the most significant hair growth effects, including increased dermal thickness, follicle number, and follicle depth.Additionally, peppermint oil treatment led to higher levels of alkaline phosphatase (ALP) activity and insulin-like growth factor-1 (IGF-1) expression, both of which are markers associated with hair growth. Importantly, there were no significant changes in body weight gain or food efficiency among the groups, suggesting that peppermint oil did not have toxic effects.

On my way to get peppermint oil

 

[imontheloose]

The study you're referring to is titled "Peppermint Oil Promotes Hair Growth without Toxic Signs," published in Toxicological Research in 2014. The PubMed ID (PMID) for this study is 25584150.pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov+1baldingblog.com+1


In this study, peppermint oil was applied topically to C57BL/6 mice over a 4-week period, and its effects on hair growth were compared with those of minoxidil (3%), jojoba oil, and saline. The results indicated that peppermint oil induced the most significant hair growth effects, including increased dermal thickness, follicle number, and follicle depth.Additionally, peppermint oil treatment led to higher levels of alkaline phosphatase (ALP) activity and insulin-like growth factor-1 (IGF-1) expression, both of which are markers associated with hair growth. Importantly, there were no significant changes in body weight gain or food efficiency among the groups, suggesting that peppermint oil did not have toxic effects.

Nice, faggot. “?utm_source=chatgpt.com”

Anyway. I’m gonna absolutely fucking molest you here, you subhuman piece of shit.

To support your idea that PEO is better than minox at encouraging growth, you sent me a ChatGPT'd unblinded 4 week mouse paper, in comparison to 40 years of human pharmacology.

Let's just get to anally raping here, shall we?

That paper got 24 6 week old C57BL/6 male mice with their backs shaved smooth, then doused them daily with either saline, jojoba, 3% minox, or 3% PEO. On the 28th day of the trial, the PEO group looked the fluffiest so the authors declared victory, like your down syndrome peanut brain did.

Here's a reality check, fag bag. C57BL/6 dorsal hair cycles synchronously and IS NOT ANDROGEN DRIVEN! Zero resemblance to humans. It was also given for 4 weeks, retard. 4 fucking weeks. That's barely one anagen cycle even in mice. I won't even get into how horrifically dosed it was. Not to mention, it was a visual score and unblinded. Menthol vasodilation can also give a disillusion of growth but your subhuman self can't even use PubMed independently, never mind recognise this. The sample size per time point is like 5 as well.

Now listen here, you daft cunt. I'll explain the mechanisms since your twin tower skull couldn't read that far. PEO's menthol is a TRPM8 agonist that causes a transient nitric oxide vasodilatory flush, pretty much a cold tingle version of Tiger Balm. Minox after sulfation opens K (ATP) channels, up-regulates VEGF and prolongs anagen independently of androgens.

Have a look here you pathetic excuse of a human.

A randomized clinical trial of 5% topical minoxidil versus 2% topical minoxidil and placebo in the treatment of androgenetic alopecia in men - PubMed

In men with AGA, 5% topical minoxidil was clearly superior to 2% topical minoxidil and placebo in increasing hair regrowth, and the magnitude of its effect was marked (45% more hair regrowth than 2% topical minoxidil at week 48). Men who used 5% topical minoxidil also had an earlier response to...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Topical Minoxidil: Systematic Review and Meta-Analysis of Its Efficacy in Androgenetic Alopecia - PubMed

Topical minoxidil has become a mainstay in the treatment of androgenetic alopecia (AGA). Despite being a longstanding treatment for AGA, relatively few reviews of its efficacy have been published. The current study sought to synthesize the available efficacy data by performing a systematic...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Minox is a FDA-approved drug and has been since 1988 OTC and your worthless piece of shit of a being thinks you can use a study on mice to try disprove this? COMMIT SUICIDE IMMEDIATELY! NOW!

Use PEO if you wanna smell like a fruit ball cunt as you look at cute mouse pictures whilst ignoring several decades of human dermatology.

Let me just show you how much of a charlatan, know-nothing, numskull you are:

This mouse paper claims an oral chili-soy cocktail regrew mouse fur and helped 31 humans in, again, an unblinded pilot. And don't you dare even mention capsaicin, I will fucking rape you.

Administration of capsaicin and isoflavone promotes hair growth by increasing insulin-like growth factor-I production in mice and in humans with alopecia - PubMed

These observations strongly suggested that combined administration of capsaicin and isoflavone might increase IGF-I production in hair follicles in the skin, thereby promoting hair growth. Such effects of capsaicin and isoflavone might be mediated by sensory neuron activation in the skin.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Inject 1mL/day of boiled antler filtrate to make your hair grow because it made these mice "fluffy" again.

Aqueous extract of red deer antler promotes hair growth by regulating the hair cycle and cell proliferation in hair follicles - PubMed

Deer antlers are the only mammalian appendage capable of regeneration. We aimed to investigate the effect of red deer antler extract in regulating hair growth, using a mouse model. The backs of male mice were shaved at eight weeks of age. Crude aqueous extracts of deer antler were prepared at...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Or perhaps let's have a kimchi/cheonggukjang (?) what the fuck does that even mean?? smoothie as it seemingly nudged hair counts up.

Do Kimchi and Cheonggukjang Probiotics as a Functional Food Improve Androgenetic Alopecia? A Clinical Pilot Study - PMC

Probiotic supplementation demonstrates beneficial effects on serum lipid profiles. We hypothesized that probiotics could benefit patients presenting with alopecia, secondary to improved blood flow to the scalp. Our study included men with stage II ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Actually. Let's rub banana-peel serum on our heads since it's just as good as 5% minox, right?

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/389521560_Test_of_The_Effectiveness_of_Kepok_Banana_Peel_Extract_Serum_on_Hair_Growth_in_Guinea_Pigs

According to this piece of shit hambeast, we should disregard 300 million patient years of minox use and chug hot-sauce kimchi lattes whilst stabbing dear horn broth into our forehead and finalise this growth by rubbing banana peels on our scalp.

I invite you to publish a peer-reviewed, 12 month, double-blind human trial on this miraculous PEO and tag me, @Jonasㅤㅤ⠀, @chadbeingmade, and @averagenormie.

Fuck off.

 

[jd72]

Let's just get to anally raping here, shall we?

This is so tuff holy fuck
I’ve never spent a minute on pubmed I was j tryna help the nigga out
I used peopermint oil to fix hair thinning from nic and it worked he never even mentioned roids