Faulty tape measures: You're actually taller

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Loads of tape measures have a gap when you naturally pull upwards on them at the bottom

If you measure height in the evening/afternoon and don't care about exact measurements it doesn't make much of a difference

But if you're someone who likes to be very precise with early morning measurements and likes to be exact then measure how much height is lost from your tape measure

It's usually anything 0-3mm, vast majority being 0-1mm

Mine has a one millimeter gap and then also the metal bit is one millimeter thick so I'm 0.2cm taller than i thought I was
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Loads of tape measures have a gap when you naturally pull upwards on them at the bottom

If you measure height in the evening/afternoon and don't care about exact measurements it doesn't make much of a difference

But if you're someone who likes to be very precise with early morning measurements and likes to be exact then measure how much height is lost from your tape measure

It's usually anything 0-3mm, vast majority being 0-1mm

Mine has a one millimeter gap and then also the metal bit is one millimeter thick so I'm 0.2cm taller than i thought I was
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Loads of tape measures have a gap when you naturally pull upwards on them at the bottom

If you measure height in the evening/afternoon and don't care about exact measurements it doesn't make much of a difference

But if you're someone who likes to be very precise with early morning measurements and likes to be exact then measure how much height is lost from your tape measure

It's usually anything 0-3mm, vast majority being 0-1mm

Mine has a one millimeter gap and then also the metal bit is one millimeter thick so I'm 0.2cm taller than i thought I was
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3mm is not a joke
 
But if you're someone who likes to be very precise with early morning measurements and likes to be exact
No one cares about morning measurements

It’s a big cope

Night time measurement only
 
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No one cares about morning measurements

It’s a big cope

Night time measurement only
Still applied anyway

If ur 5'11.875 normally and wish you were just a few molecules taller to be 6'0, there's a good chance you actually are 6'0
 
Still applied anyway

If ur 5'11.875 normally and wish you were just a few molecules taller to be 6'0, there's a good chance you actually are 6'0
If you’re that height you’re already frauding 6 foot 😭
 
That's not what frauding means :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
Ur gonna claim 6 foot if ur that height, ur not six foot if ur that height, therefore you are a fraud, therefore frauding six foot
 
Ur gonna claim 6 foot if ur that height, ur not six foot if ur that height, therefore you are a fraud, therefore frauding six foot
What people think your height is is literally completely irrelevant

The whole point of height is the presence it gives you and actually being fucking tall not what niggas think the number is:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:

Frauding height is being 5'11 flat and wearing 1" lifts with your average height shoes to be perceived as ~6'0 in real life

Frauding with your definition irl is LITERALLY completely useless

If you mean online for dating apps, everybody does that even bluepill niggas
 

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