Field report #1 The Naked Eugene Poster

[Petsmart]

Today i was on a shitposting spree while farming mad bread and rolling in the dough. When i spotted a eugene thread in the wild titled “Home Alone”

Upon opening the thread nigga said his mom left to shop at some broke bitch store. So he decided to take his clothes off and walk around ass naked.

Me and the bros ofc flamed this nigga to absolute suicide

over for this nigga @LordGodcat repent ASAP son ill pray for you

 

[Slayer]

Truly over for @LordGodcat niggas imagine destroying your forum career before even having 1000 posts. Truly an unforgivable eugene act.

 

[Hades]

 

[Ritalincell]

Imagine making a shitposting thread about a shitposting thread.

 

[LordGodcat]

Wearing tight fitting clothes around your testicles lowers your T levels. So this is in fact a slayer trait. Also I did not take off my clothes just to walk around naked lol, I just stepped out of the shower and chillin on looksmax.me with my homies. I will put on clothes soon

 

[Petsmart]

Imagine making a shitposting thread about a shitposting thread.

This man really was born to a couple, raised in a loving household, and expected to be a productive young man. And instead posts this goofy shit on my thread. Gray name niggas have to have spawned no fucking way brah.

 

[LookistWorld]

thx Petco

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Don’t see much of a future for this nigga in the shitposting game

I have to be brutally honest

 

[Ritalincell]

This man really was born to a couple, raised in a loving household, and expected to be a productive young man. And instead posts this goofy shit on my thread. Gray name niggas have to have spawned no fucking way brah.

I love you let's be friends

 

[Petsmart]

I love you let's be friends

Ok son

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Ok son

Did you just adopt a grey named nigga live on looksmax.me

 

[Deleted member 3177]

I'm not gonna lie... most of my posts were done while I was taking a shit with my balls hanging

 

[Petsmart]

Did you just adopt a grey named nigga live on looksmax.me

No he is the classroom pet son.

 

[LookistWorld]

Did you just adopt a grey named nigga live on looksmax.me

On 8-29-2019, I visited PetSmart in East Greenbush NY. Its mailing addresses is Rensselaer. I was looking for a particular brand and type of food for my dog, a yorkie, that we feed her. I was having trouble finding the product I was interested in. An employee by the name of Erica saw this and asked if I needed help, which I did. She checked the shelves with me and she to could not find the product. She then checked the back stockroom, no avail. She then called several other stores to see if they had the item I wanted. They did not. She then searched to see what the store offered that was similar to what we were using and advised me of a product that was close to it.

She was very helpful in helping me as well as patient with, and acted truly concerned, as to helping me meet my needs. I was extremely impressed with her treatment of me as a customer and her desire to assist me in making my visit to the store and helping me meet my needs. When I went to check out, the line to do so had numerous people in it. She immediately went to a closed register and proceeded to check out customers. Customer service like this will keep me and others coming back to this store. My receipt number is **.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

No he is the classroom pet son.

fact: my science class had a cage full of this Cornelius species of rodent named degus. We used to rattle the bars to frighten them

 

[Ritalincel]

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[TheMewingBBC]

I love you let's be friends

Requirement for a friend request: have 500 posts or more

 

[Ritalincell]

Requirement for a friend request: have 500 posts or more

You are blue I will be blue soon too so we will be equally blue

 

[Achathin]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

You funny asab