[field report] I just fucked in the woods behind a church

[Charisma]

God forgive me for I have sinned

I met a girl at this college bar
She’s a LTB-MTB but body halo

She liked my accent and then I just said “hey let’s find somewhere to fuck”
And she said “okay, let’s go”

So I was turnt

Nearby was a church and behind it there were some woods

I logically suggest to fuck there and she was so agreeable

We fucked for like 3 minutes and on the way there I kept telling her that I’m gonna make her cum 4 times jfl, jfl at her if she even came once

I bust all over my new old money tommy hilfiger shirt and go to my boys like I got a story to tell

 

[Charisma]

 

[truthhurts]

 

[Charisma]

Ib4 dnrd, larp, chad sexhaver, fakcel comments

 

[Deleted member 84615]

tales from the woods

 

[Deleted member 85196]

God will smite you bro

 

[Charisma]

God will smite you bro

I honestly pray every night before I go to bed

But feels so bad doing it right now

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Doesn’t matter much if you jizzled on it. That shirt is ugly. Should be navy blue or white for old money halo

 

[iloveboobs]

what happened to the black girl you liked

 

[twojei]

God forgive me for I have sinned

I met a girl at this college bar
She’s a LTB-MTB but body halo

She liked my accent and then I just said “hey let’s find somewhere to fuck”
And she said “okay, let’s go”

So I was turnt

Nearby was a church and behind it there were some woods

I logically suggest to fuck there and she was so agreeable

We fucked for like 3 minutes and on the way there I kept telling her that I’m gonna make her cum 4 times jfl, jfl at her if she even came once

I bust all over my new old money tommy hilfiger shirt and go to my boys like I got a story to tell

mirin JFL

 

[Alt Number 3]

what happened to the black girl you liked

That’s old news bro. this guys a playurr

 

[Alt Number 3]

he want some too

 

[iloveboobs]

That’s old news bro. this guys a playurr

what about @the CUCK that was crying

 

[Charisma]

what about @the CUCK that was crying

what happened to the black girl you liked

This is gonna sound like a complete larp thats why I didnt wanna include it in the story

but she actially gave me head while we were pregaming in my room
She drove me back from work and I invited her to pregame w us

my boys left the room after a couple of minutes and she was all over it but she still didn’t wanna fuck

Fuck I want her so bad, oneitis for life

 

[ivan.kuk]

God forgive me for I have sinned

I met a girl at this college bar
She’s a LTB-MTB but body halo

She liked my accent and then I just said “hey let’s find somewhere to fuck”
And she said “okay, let’s go”

So I was turnt

Nearby was a church and behind it there were some woods

I logically suggest to fuck there and she was so agreeable

We fucked for like 3 minutes and on the way there I kept telling her that I’m gonna make her cum 4 times jfl, jfl at her if she even came once

I bust all over my new old money tommy hilfiger shirt and go to my boys like I got a story to tell

werent you incel a month ago?

 

[ascension]

Ib4 dnrd, larp, chad sexhaver, fakcel comments

 

[Charisma]

werent you incel a month ago?

I wasn’t an incel since 18

 

[ivan.kuk]

I wasn’t an incel since 18

mistook you for another user

 

[enriquecel]

God forgive me for I have sinned

I met a girl at this college bar
She’s a LTB-MTB but body halo

She liked my accent and then I just said “hey let’s find somewhere to fuck”
And she said “okay, let’s go”

So I was turnt

Nearby was a church and behind it there were some woods

I logically suggest to fuck there and she was so agreeable

We fucked for like 3 minutes and on the way there I kept telling her that I’m gonna make her cum 4 times jfl, jfl at her if she even came once

I bust all over my new old money tommy hilfiger shirt and go to my boys like I got a story to tell

dnr!

 

[borntosuffer]

Never happened.