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Wake up at 7am
Fall asleep
Get out of bed at 8:50am
Breakfast
Shower
Rot on phone until 10am
Need to get ready
Need a shit
Have a shit whilst on my phone
Realise it's 10:20
Need to leave at 10:45 and still need to shave n brush teeth and n put clothes n shoes on and pack bag
Start wiping my ass like there's no tomorrow
It b one of those ones where u keep wiping and there's still a lil bit of shit there
It's 10:40 and I need to leave for my driving lesson in 5mins
So even tho there still be shit on da toilet paper when I wipe I have no choice but to stop
Whilst exiting bathroom I furiously punch the hard wooden door in anger of how ima be late and stinking of shit on my first ever driver lesson all cuz of a stupid reason
Run to my bedroom. Dry hair, put on clothes, spray a ton of deodorant on me
Run to kitchen to drink a glass of water, then I brush thy teeth
Put shoes on
10:45
The guy is outside bang on time and rings me doorbell
Realise I need a mask
All of the masks are in this package all on top of eachother
Recklessly rip the plastic packaging to get to the masks
Cuz of how they b all on top of eachother I try to carefully get one of them out of the package but it doesn't work so I furiously yank the elastic band thingy of every single mask in the packaging and some of the bands ripped off but luckily a mask did fall out of the packaging and to the floor
At the door about to leave
Remember I need to bring this book thingy and provisional licence and loudly say "nigger" out of anger before I had fully closed the door meaning my neighbors probably heard
Find dem both and put in bag
Finally leave
and then i learned to drive n yeh
Fall asleep
Get out of bed at 8:50am
Breakfast
Shower
Rot on phone until 10am
Need to get ready
Need a shit
Have a shit whilst on my phone
Realise it's 10:20
Need to leave at 10:45 and still need to shave n brush teeth and n put clothes n shoes on and pack bag
Start wiping my ass like there's no tomorrow
It b one of those ones where u keep wiping and there's still a lil bit of shit there
It's 10:40 and I need to leave for my driving lesson in 5mins
So even tho there still be shit on da toilet paper when I wipe I have no choice but to stop
Whilst exiting bathroom I furiously punch the hard wooden door in anger of how ima be late and stinking of shit on my first ever driver lesson all cuz of a stupid reason
Run to my bedroom. Dry hair, put on clothes, spray a ton of deodorant on me
Run to kitchen to drink a glass of water, then I brush thy teeth
Put shoes on
10:45
The guy is outside bang on time and rings me doorbell
Realise I need a mask
All of the masks are in this package all on top of eachother
Recklessly rip the plastic packaging to get to the masks
Cuz of how they b all on top of eachother I try to carefully get one of them out of the package but it doesn't work so I furiously yank the elastic band thingy of every single mask in the packaging and some of the bands ripped off but luckily a mask did fall out of the packaging and to the floor
At the door about to leave
Remember I need to bring this book thingy and provisional licence and loudly say "nigger" out of anger before I had fully closed the door meaning my neighbors probably heard
Find dem both and put in bag
Finally leave
and then i learned to drive n yeh
