Fighting Satan

[asdvek]

A lot of you reading this are willing to fight Satan.

You have balls.

But there's no honor in weakness.

It's no more honorable to fight as a peasant,

Than to fight as a knight.

The reason I am so hard to kill is largely tied to my insurmountable finances.

I ride into battle with the finest armor money can buy.

Golden great axe held high,

Riding my purebred battle horse.

Many of you are entering the fight with a pitchfork.

Headed to battle with barely enough food and water to sustain yourself,

There is plenty of honor in fighting,

But you should aim to win.

We are in the battle against Satan.

Satan has finances,

Our enemies are well-funded.

There is no excuse to not be well-funded ourselves.

FIGHT.

RESIST.

But get rich.

Because poverty makes you easier to kill.

And we need to WIN.



- asdvek

 

[ryuken]

satan is italians btw

 

[asdvek]

satan is italians btw

Okay?

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

I will become Griffith

 

[Viacheslav]

I will become Griffith

Nigga fr dreams becoming a femboy

 

[ryuken]

Okay?

i love you, honey

 

[asdvek]

i love you, honey

Im not italian

 

[ryuken]

Im not italian

i know

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

Nigga fr dreams becoming a femboy

And?

 

[Viacheslav]

And?

I am mirin

 

[ascension]

Im growing watermelons bro I'm well excited finally found my Passion I'm going to go far with my watermelons bro for real these watermelons are British therefore the Best and as well they are grown by me 100 days time I'll have Watermelons I can do this I need land for more of them I'm going to do everything with watermelons man I'm actually well excited.

 

[Viacheslav]

Im growing watermelons bro I'm well excited finally found my Passion I'm going to go far with my watermelons bro for real these watermelons are British therefore the Best and as well they are grown by me 100 days time I'll have Watermelons I can do this I need land for more of them I'm going to do everything with watermelons man I'm actually well excited.

Is this Kaji's alt?

 

[asdvek]

Im growing watermelons bro I'm well excited finally found my Passion I'm going to go far with my watermelons bro for real these watermelons are British therefore the Best and as well they are grown by me 100 days time I'll have Watermelons I can do this I need land for more of them I'm going to do everything with watermelons man I'm actually well excited.

How tf did u find that old ass shit i even forgot that shit exists