Figuring out what type of hairstyle suits you is fucking impossible.

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- 95% of Hairstyles don't look good with your face and head shape, your hairline, or your hair type
- Even if it does, you have to style it every time you go outside (a process which involves a lot of randomness; sometimes it just doesn't get styled the way you want it)
- A massive chance your barber/hairstylist is a retard who will never replicate a hairstyle you're showing them
- Unless you get all of the above correct, you look goofy as fuck and can't go outside comfortably until you fix it
- Takes months to be able to try a new hairstyle, because of how slowly your hair grows

I hate everything having to do with hair so much. It's so arbitrary and dependent on luck. I will never have a decent looking hairstyle.
 
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at least im not black
 
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holy soy profile picture
 
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And then some random shit like water hardness/ quality or reformulation of the products you use can fuck you up completely. Male hair is ropefuel to get right, while foids all have just one style (except curlies, which is ropefuel too).
 
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And then some random shit like water hardness/ quality or reformulation of the products you use can fuck you up completely. Male hair is ropefuel to get right, while foids all have just one style (except curlies, which is ropefuel too).
Yea, even the way you let your hair dry matters. Just fucking lol.

Curly hair men actually have it easy - just get the zoomer fringe hairstyle and that's all you need. Meanwhile if you have straight hair, you have to be a fucking engineer.
 
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there isnt a haircut that suits me

i have a boneless round face

large forehead

widows peak

and a hair cowlick

im going to fucking end myself
 
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the real haircut is your bones.
 
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I always rock half-ponytail with front curtains - moggs hard
 
The worst part is when it looks really good after the cut but you can never replicate it again
 
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Yea, even the way you let your hair dry matters. Just fucking lol.

Curly hair men actually have it easy - just get the zoomer fringe hairstyle and that's all you need. Meanwhile if you have straight hair, you have to be a fucking engineer.
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Even tho im clapped I donโ€™t see why straight haired people donโ€™t just go for the overgrown kinda mullet ish hairstyle. Hides my shit facial features and usually always looks okay. Am I off?
 
The worst part is when it looks really good after the cut but you can never replicate it again
this hasnt happened to me yet

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Even tho im clapped I donโ€™t see why straight haired people donโ€™t just go for the overgrown kinda mullet ish hairstyle. Hides my shit facial features and usually always looks okay. Am I off?
i mean, how do i achieve this? it looks like ur hair is wavy?
 
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- 95% of Hairstyles don't look good with your face and head shape, your hairline, or your hair type
- Even if it does, you have to style it every time you go outside (a process which involves a lot of randomness; sometimes it just doesn't get styled the way you want it)
- A massive chance your barber/hairstylist is a retard who will never replicate a hairstyle you're showing them
- Unless you get all of the above correct, you look goofy as fuck and can't go outside comfortably until you fix it
- Takes months to be able to try a new hairstyle, because of how slowly your hair grows

I hate everything having to do with hair so much. It's so arbitrary and dependent on luck. I will never have a decent looking hairstyle.
I either buzz/go bald or barely cut it. Figured out there is no use trying out a hairstyle.
 
Hair is game changer only if u have the right style
 
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this hasnt happened to me yet


i mean, how do i achieve this? it looks like ur hair is wavy?
idk it looks more wavy in this pic than usual. but my advice to most people who hate their hair is to just let it grow and cover some or most of ur forehead. not everyone's type but imo I don't think u can go that wrong
 
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i mean, how do i achieve this? it looks like ur hair is wavy?
to add I feel like its achieveable for everyone unless u have like type 1a absolute chinkcel hair genetics. in that case get a perm
 
to add I feel like its achieveable for everyone unless u have like type 1a absolute chinkcel hair genetics. in that case get a perm
my hair is really thin and flat, even if its not perfectly straight, i cant get it like that
 
my hair is really thin and flat, even if its not perfectly straight, i cant get it like that
sorry dude that sucks. I'd suggest a perm or sea salt spray and curl cream to try to fraud wavy hair. if thats too much work then just get the NT low taper, cant really go wrong.
 
sorry dude that sucks. I'd suggest a perm or sea salt spray and curl cream to try to fraud wavy hair. if thats too much work then just get the NT low taper, cant really go wrong.
ill be trying, i cant even go out rn cuz im insecure about my hair
 
curtains, with a side part

the side with less hair just doesnt look good at all, and my hairline is too narrow for it
its cringe but da just buy some product try to throw the hair forward and get the "textured fringe". it'll at least allow u to be able to leave the house
 
its cringe but da just buy some product try to throw the hair forward and get the "textured fringe". it'll at least allow u to be able to leave the house
its not gonna work with the way my hair is rn

i might just cut it shorter in the end
 
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